\u00dea\u00f0 eru greinilega ekki \u00f6rl\u00f6g m\u00edn a\u00f0 sofa fram eftir \u00e1 sunnudagsmorgnum. Fjandi sk\u00edtt a\u00f0 geta ekki sofi\u00f0 \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur hefur druslast \u00e1 \u00e1rsh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 og vaka\u00f0 til 3 \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00e1 neitt \u00fat \u00far \u00fev\u00ed nema pr\u00fd\u00f0ilegar snittur.<\/p>\n
Antiksafnarinn kom til a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja Neffr\u00ed\u00f0i og hann var svo elskulegur a\u00f0 aka m\u00e9r heim. M\u00e9r finnst st\u00f3rmerkilegt hva\u00f0 Antiksafnarinn er alltaf \u00e1hugasamur um \u00e1stal\u00edf mitt, s\u00e9rstaklega \u00ed lj\u00f3si \u00feess hva\u00f0 \u00e9g hef alltaf fr\u00e1 litlu a\u00f0 segja \u00ed \u00feeim efnum. Hann man n\u00e6stum betur eftir elskhugum m\u00ednum en \u00e9g sj\u00e1lf. Hann rifja\u00f0i t.d. upp fyrir m\u00e9r \u00ed n\u00f3tt a\u00f0 einu sinni \u00e1tti \u00e9g b\u00f3lf\u00e9laga \u00e1 Selfossi en \u00fev\u00ed var \u00e9g n\u00e6stum b\u00fain a\u00f0 gleyma. Hann beit \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edka \u00ed sig fyrir m\u00f6rgum \u00e1rum a\u00f0 \u00e1stm\u00f6gur minn \u00e1 Egilsst\u00f6\u00f0um hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 \u00e1 fermingaraldri og hefur endalausan \u00e1huga \u00e1 sambandi m\u00ednu vi\u00f0 \u00feann ungling. Hann er a\u00f0 rugla saman manninum sem \u00e1tti ekki t\u00edkall (hann var altsvo yfirl\u00fdstur k\u00e6rasti minn, a\u00f0 v\u00edsu 7 \u00e1rum yngri en \u00e9g en var b\u00fainn a\u00f0 losa sig vi\u00f0 sveind\u00f3minn og m.a.s. barna ungling, m\u00f6rgum \u00e1rum \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g \u00e9g flutti austur) og fermingardrengum sem flutti inn til m\u00edn \u00e1 sama t\u00edma en var ekki bo\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 sofa \u00e1 milli okkar. \u00c9g hef reynt a\u00f0 lei\u00f0r\u00e9tta \u00feennan misskilning reglulega s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00e1rin en \u00feetta reynist vera \u00fea\u00f0 eina sem \u00e9g hef sagt Antiksafnaranum um \u00e1stam\u00e1l m\u00edn sem hann getur bara ekki muna\u00f0. Hann er hinsvegar minnugur \u00feess a\u00f0 hann Litli Gra\u00f0ur sem \u00e9g bj\u00f3 me\u00f0 \u00ed eitt \u00e1r er l\u00edka 7 \u00e1rum yngri en \u00e9g og sta\u00f0festir s\u00fa\u00a0sta\u00f0reynd vitanlega \u00fe\u00e1 stefnu m\u00edna a\u00f0 vilja eing\u00f6ngu lambakj\u00f6t \u00ed r\u00fami\u00f0 mitt.<\/p>\n
\u00cd n\u00f3tt var \u00fea\u00f0 reyndar Neffr\u00ed\u00f0ur sem spur\u00f0i mig \u00fat \u00ed smekk minn fyrir yngri menn \u00fe\u00f3tt hann \u00e6tti svosem l\u00f6ngu a\u00f0 vera l\u00fd\u00f0um lj\u00f3s. H\u00e9r me\u00f0 uppl\u00fdsist \u00fea\u00f0 opinberlega \u00ed eitt skipti fyrir \u00f6ll:<\/p>\n
-J\u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00feykja ungir menn betri b\u00f3lf\u00e9lagar en \u00feeir eldri.<\/p>\n
Ef vali\u00f0 stendur \u00e1 milli 22ja \u00e1ra str\u00e1ks og karls \u00e1 m\u00ednum aldri mun \u00e9g sennilega velja \u00feann yngri ef \u00e9g \u00e6tla m\u00e9r eing\u00f6ngu a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 honum. \u00c9g hef g\u00f3\u00f0ar \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ur:<\/p>\n
-Str\u00e1kurinn er fallegri
\n-Hann er \u00ed betra formi
\n-Hann hefur m\u00fdkra h\u00f6rund
\n-Hann ilmar betur
\n-Hann hefur meira h\u00e1r \u00e1 hausnum
\n-Hann hefur minna h\u00e1r \u00e1 skrokknum
\n-Hverfandi l\u00edkur eru \u00e1 a\u00f0 hann eigi vi\u00f0 ristruflun a\u00f0 str\u00ed\u00f0a
\n-Hann er ekki b\u00fainn a\u00f0 reykja n\u00f3gu lengi til a\u00f0 tjaran hindri bl\u00f3fl\u00e6\u00f0i til \u00feess l\u00edff\u00e6ris sem helst er br\u00faklegt til sl\u00edkra athafna.
\n-Hann hefur meira \u00fathald
\n-Hann er tilb\u00fainn \u00ed a\u00f0ra umfer\u00f0 eftir 5 m\u00edn\u00fatur
\n-Hann \u00f3lst upp vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 vi\u00f0horf a\u00f0 menn eigi a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00edfa sig -allssta\u00f0ar.
\n-Hann \u00f3lst upp vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 vi\u00f0horf a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 skyndikynni s\u00e9 jafn sj\u00e1lfsagt a\u00f0 nota smokk og a\u00f0 fara \u00fat \u00ed sk\u00f3m
\n-Hann hefur enn ekki \u00f6\u00f0last \u00fe\u00e1 reynslu og \u00feroska sem \u00fearf til a\u00f0 byggja upp frammist\u00f6\u00f0ukv\u00ed\u00f0a.
\n-\u00dear sem hann er ekki haldinn frammist\u00f6\u00f0ukv\u00ed\u00f0a, finnur hann enga \u00fe\u00f6rf fyrir a\u00f0 segja m\u00e9r kvennafarss\u00f6gur af sj\u00e1lfum s\u00e9r
\n-Hann er ekki enn farinn a\u00f0 \u00f3ttast a\u00f0 f\u00e1 aldrei t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 spreyta sig \u00e1 s\u00f3d\u00f3msku e\u00f0a \u00f6\u00f0rum s\u00f3\u00f0askap og er \u00fev\u00ed ekkert a\u00f0 stressa sig \u00e1 a\u00f0 su\u00f0a um \u00fea\u00f0
\n-Hann hefur ekki vit \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 halda hr\u00e6snisfullan t\u00f6rnoff fyrirlestur um a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g s\u00e9 flestum konum d\u00e1samlegri s\u00e9 hann samt ekki „tilb\u00fainn“ \u00ed skuldbindingarsamband af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 svo miki\u00f0 j\u00f3latr\u00e9
\n-Hann er sennilega ekki a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 n\u00e1nara sambandi og \u00fe\u00f3 svo s\u00e9 fer hann ekki \u00ed f\u00fdlu \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g segi a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 ekki raunh\u00e6ft
\n-Hann hefur ekki vit \u00e1 a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a s\u00e9r \u00fati um \u00f3keypis s\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0i\u00fej\u00f3nustu \u00ed lei\u00f0inni og hl\u00edfir m\u00e9r \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0 harms\u00f6gum \u00far fyrri samb\u00f6ndum<\/p>\n
Auk alls \u00feessa eru ungu str\u00e1karnir yfirleitt hl\u00fd\u00f0nir og me\u00f0f\u00e6rilegur. \u00deeir eru n\u00e1msf\u00fasir \u00e1 \u00feessu svi\u00f0i og tr\u00faa \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi vit \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hvort, hvar og hvernig \u00e9g vil l\u00e1ta snerta mig \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 r\u00edmi ekki fullkomlega vi\u00f0 fyrri reynslu \u00feeirra. \u00deeir menn \u00e1 m\u00ednum aldri sem hafa \u00feessa kosti ungsveinsins eru \u00fdmist fr\u00e1teknir e\u00f0a fyllibyttur nema hvort tveggja s\u00e9.<\/p>\n
\u00deessvegna sef \u00e9g hj\u00e1 str\u00e1kum en ekki k\u00f6rlum og mun halda \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1fram \u00fear til framb\u00e6rilegt mannsefni rekur \u00e1 fj\u00f6rur m\u00ednar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00dea\u00f0 eru greinilega ekki \u00f6rl\u00f6g m\u00edn a\u00f0 sofa fram eftir \u00e1 sunnudagsmorgnum. Fjandi sk\u00edtt a\u00f0 geta ekki sofi\u00f0 \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur hefur druslast \u00e1 \u00e1rsh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 og vaka\u00f0 til 3 \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00e1 neitt \u00fat \u00far \u00fev\u00ed nema pr\u00fd\u00f0ilegar snittur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[217,1],"tags":[242],"class_list":["post-569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1-hluti-golanhaedir","category-oflokkad-allt-efni","tag-kynlegir-kvistir"],"yoast_head":"\n