{"id":5689,"date":"2007-08-22T11:12:24","date_gmt":"2007-08-22T11:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=5689"},"modified":"2017-09-08T11:54:32","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T11:54:32","slug":"undarlegt-sms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2007\/08\/22\/undarlegt-sms\/","title":{"rendered":"Undarlegt SMS"},"content":{"rendered":"

-S\u00e6l Eva. Nafni\u00f0 \u00feitt og s\u00edman\u00famer var \u00e1 b\u00edlast\u00e6\u00f0inu hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00e1 ……… \u00ed sumar. Bara a\u00f0 forvitnast hver ertu? kve\u00f0ja. …….
\n-\u00c9g f\u00f3r ekkert til ….. \u00ed sumar og veit ekki hver \u00fe\u00fa ert.
\n-Kannast \u00fe\u00fa vi\u00f0 gamlan BENS k\u00e1lf \u00e1 erlendu n\u00fameri var \u00e1 st\u00e6\u00f0inu?<\/em><\/p>\n

B\u00edll R\u00f3sarinnar. \u00dea\u00f0 er svosem ekkert \u00f3tr\u00falegt a\u00f0 h\u00fan hafi t\u00fdnt mi\u00f0a me\u00f0 s\u00edman\u00famerinu m\u00ednu \u00e1 \u00feessum sta\u00f0 en \u00fea\u00f0 hefur \u00fe\u00e1 veri\u00f0 14-16 j\u00fan\u00ed. Velti \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r hvort hann langi a\u00f0 kaupa b\u00edlinn e\u00f0a hvort eitthva\u00f0 hafi komi\u00f0 upp \u00e1 sem \u00e9g veit ekki um. Svara einfaldlega:<\/p>\n

-J\u00e1.
\n-Hann var \u00e1 b\u00edlast\u00e6\u00f0inu m\u00ednu \u00ed 2-3 daga. N\u00fameri\u00f0 kom \u00far honum. Hva\u00f0 vinnur \u00fe\u00fa?<\/em><\/p>\n

Hmmm… \u00feetta hlj\u00f3mar n\u00fa bara eins og ma\u00f0ur sem hefur of mikinn fr\u00edt\u00edma og of l\u00edtinn f\u00e9lagsskap.<\/p>\n

-\u00c9g \u00e1 ekki \u00feennan b\u00edl. Hva\u00f0 viltu m\u00e9r?
\n-\u00deetta var bara forvitni. SORRY.,… B\u00c6.<\/em><\/p>\n

Eiga h\u00e1stafir ekki a\u00f0 gefa til kynna a\u00f0 vi\u00f0komandi h\u00e6kki r\u00f3minn vegna hneykslunar e\u00f0a gremju? \u00c6tti \u00e9g, sem hef aldrei veri\u00f0 hrifin af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 nota sms sem samskiptaform, a\u00f0 hafa einhvern \u00e1huga \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 halda uppi spjalli vi\u00f0 mann sem fann mi\u00f0a me\u00f0 s\u00edman\u00famerinu m\u00ednu \u00ed innkeyrslunni hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r fyrir m\u00f6rgum m\u00e1nu\u00f0um? G\u00e6ti skili\u00f0 ef hann hef\u00f0i hringt um n\u00f3tt, fullur eftir a\u00f0 hafa fundi\u00f0 mi\u00f0ann \u00e1 kl\u00f3settinu \u00ed Valaskj\u00e1lf me\u00f0 skilabo\u00f0unum „vil r\u00ed\u00f0a, n\u00fana“.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g spur\u00f0i L\u00e6rlinginn hvort hann myndi geyma mi\u00f0a me\u00f0 s\u00edman\u00fameri, sem hann fyndi \u00fati \u00e1 b\u00edlaplani og senda sms \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 9 vikum s\u00ed\u00f0ar. Hann hugsa\u00f0i sig a\u00f0eins um og sag\u00f0i svo;
\n-Ekki \u00ed veruleikanum nei en \u00ed role play leik myndi \u00e9g l\u00edklega gera \u00fea\u00f0.<\/em><\/p>\n

Og \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1tta\u00f0i \u00e9g mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef rekist \u00e1 (e\u00f0a smessast \u00e1 vi\u00f0) annan fiksj\u00f3nal karakter. Munurinn er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 hann er pers\u00f3na \u00ed t\u00f6lvuleik e\u00f0a role play, sem er l\u00edklega ekkert fr\u00e1brug\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera \u00ed s\u00e1pu\u00f3peru. Og hann er svona pirra\u00f0ur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g vildi ekki vera me\u00f0 \u00ed \u00e6vint\u00fdrinu hans. \u00deegar allt kemur til alls bau\u00f0 hann sig fram sem \u00fe\u00e1ttakanda \u00ed s\u00e1pu\u00f3peru tilveru minnar, \u00fev\u00ed \u00feegar n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega ekkert markvert gerist \u00ed l\u00edfi manns eru \u00fea\u00f0 svona l\u00edtil, \u00f3merkileg atvik sem halda s\u00e1punni fey\u00f0andi.<\/p>\n

N\u00fa hef \u00e9g nafni\u00f0 hans og s\u00edman\u00fameri\u00f0. Sem merkir a\u00f0 \u00e9g get fundi\u00f0 heimilisfangi\u00f0 ef \u00e9g k\u00e6ri mig um. \u00c9g g\u00e6ti l\u00edka hringt \u00ed skattinn, hitaveituna og \u00fdmsar a\u00f0rar stofnanir, \u00fe\u00f3st vera k\u00e6rastan hans og fengi\u00f0 upp n\u00e1kv\u00e6ma skuldast\u00f6\u00f0u. \u00c9g g\u00e6ti innrita\u00f0 hann \u00e1 b\u00f3khaldsn\u00e1mskei\u00f0 e\u00f0a flutt l\u00f6gheimili\u00f0 hans. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 geri \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0 ekki neitt. Gl\u00e6tan a\u00f0 \u00e9g myndi nenna \u00fev\u00ed, jafnvel gagnvart f\u00f3lki sem \u00e9g hef \u00e1huga \u00e1. En \u00e9g g\u00e6ti kannski sent honum p\u00f3stkort me\u00f0 s\u00edman\u00famerinu hj\u00e1 Vottum Jeh\u00f3va e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is. Til a\u00f0 gera leikinn hans skemmtilegri.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

-S\u00e6l Eva. Nafni\u00f0 \u00feitt og s\u00edman\u00famer var \u00e1 b\u00edlast\u00e6\u00f0inu hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00e1 ……… \u00ed sumar. Bara a\u00f0 forvitnast hver ertu? kve\u00f0ja. ……. -\u00c9g f\u00f3r ekkert til ….. \u00ed sumar og veit ekki hver \u00fe\u00fa ert. -Kannast \u00fe\u00fa vi\u00f0 gamlan BENS … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[249,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-6-hluti-og-eg-se-thad-fyrst-a-rykinu","category-oflokkad-allt-efni"],"yoast_head":"\nUndarlegt SMS - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2007\/08\/22\/undarlegt-sms\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"is_IS\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Undarlegt SMS - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"-S\u00e6l Eva. 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