Kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 enda\u00f0i me\u00f0 astmakasti. \u00dea\u00f0 var svosem fyrirsj\u00e1anlegt. \u00c6tla\u00f0i aldrei a\u00f0 vera svona lengi en \u00e1fengi er ekki til \u00feess falli\u00f0 a\u00f0 sty\u00f0ja skynsamlegar \u00e1kvar\u00f0anir.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g hringdi \u00ed Haffa \u00far s\u00edmanum hennar Sigr\u00fanar. Hann var vitanlega dottinn i \u00fea\u00f0 og vildi endilega hitta mig \u00e1 Victor. \u00c9g sam\u00feykkti \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g hati skemmtista\u00f0i enda ekkert \u00e1litlegt eiginmannsefni \u00ed samkv\u00e6minu nema einn ungur og s\u00e6tur sem er enn\u00fe\u00e1 me\u00f0 far eftir hring \u00e1 fingrinum. Hann hef\u00f0i sj\u00e1lfsagt alveg duga\u00f0 sem b\u00f3lf\u00e9lagi en \u00e9g nenni ekki a\u00f0 eiga marga sl\u00edka.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g \u00feoldi ekki lengi vi\u00f0 \u00e1 Victor. \u00deurfandi karlar me\u00f0 augun ofan \u00ed h\u00e1lsm\u00e1linu \u00e1 manni, ein lj\u00f3t og illa m\u00e1lu\u00f0 h\u00f3ra, feitar\u00a0saumakl\u00fabbskerlingar og h\u00f3pur \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0verja, ofgn\u00f3tt t\u00f3baksreyks en enginn Haffi. \u00c9g br\u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00ed hlutverki\u00f0 „t\u00edk dau\u00f0ans“ og sannf\u00e6r\u00f0i nokkra mi\u00f0aldra skrifstofukarla, sem fundu sig kn\u00fana til a\u00f0 h\u00e6la \u00f3vi\u00f0jafnanlegri fegur\u00f0 minni, um a\u00f0 innri fegur\u00f0 minni v\u00e6ri st\u00f3rkostlega \u00e1b\u00f3tavant.<\/p>\n
Erfi\u00f0ara reyndist a\u00f0 losna vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fdskan tr\u00fabo\u00f0a sem t\u00f3k \u00fe\u00e1 afst\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 truntuleg framkoma m\u00edn v\u00e6ri eing\u00f6ngu tilkomin\u00a0vegna van\u00feekkingar \u00e1 alltumvefjandi k\u00e6rleika Jes\u00fa Krists, frelsara vors og vildi \u00f3lmur kynna m\u00e9r \u00e1\u00e6tlun Gu\u00f0s um a\u00f0 nota sig sem verkf\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 bjarga minni ves\u00e6lu en \u00fe\u00f3 f\u00f6gru s\u00e1l fr\u00e1 t\u00e1radal tr\u00faarlegrar van\u00feekkingar. \u00deegar \u00e9g dr\u00f3 vi\u00f0veru alm\u00e6ttisins \u00e1 \u00f6ldurh\u00fasum borgarinnar \u00ed efa, kraf\u00f0ist hann greinarg\u00f3\u00f0ra svara um \u00fea\u00f0 hvernig \u00e9g h\u00e9ldi eiginlega a\u00f0 heimurinn hef\u00f0i or\u00f0i\u00f0 til.<\/p>\n
Hvernig \u00ed fj\u00e1ranum dettur f\u00f3lki \u00ed hug a\u00f0 gera \u00fe\u00e1 kr\u00f6fu til manneskju sem veit ekki hvernig brau\u00f0rist er sett saman a\u00f0 h\u00fan kunni skil \u00e1 stjarne\u00f0lisfr\u00e6\u00f0i? M\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3ttu \u00feessar spurningar \u00feeim mun meira \u00fereytandi sem \u00fe\u00e6r voru \u00fe\u00fdskuskotnar og \u00fea\u00f0 eina sem \u00e9g kann er \u00ed \u00fe\u00fdsku eru fyndnar setningar \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 „ich schtikhe dem schlussel im schloss“ og svo t\u00faristafrasinn „das ist aber sehr teuer!“ Hvorugt dugar vel sem r\u00f6ksemdaf\u00e6rsla \u00ed sl\u00edkum m\u00e1lum og \u00fear sem Haffi haf\u00f0i enn ekki l\u00e1ti\u00f0 sj\u00e1 sig f\u00f3r \u00e9g aftur \u00ed vinnusta\u00f0arteiti\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g f\u00edla ekki drukki\u00f0 f\u00f3lk. Endalaust veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 skipta um lag, allar samr\u00e6\u00f0ur fullkomlega innihaldslausar og hva\u00f0 mig var\u00f0ar \u00fe\u00e1 hleypur \u00e1fengi \u00ed klofi\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r en t\u00f3baksreykur \u00ed lungun \u00e1 m\u00e9r og \u00feetta tvennt fer ekki s\u00e9rlega vel saman. Antiksafnarinn keyr\u00f0i mig heim \u00feegar \u00e9g var b\u00fain a\u00f0 jafna mig af astmanum.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00e9g kom heim s\u00e1 \u00e9g \u00e1 gemsanum a\u00f0 Haffi haf\u00f0i hringt. L\u00f6ngu \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g hringdi \u00ed hann svo \u00fea\u00f0 hefur ekki veri\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta mig vita a\u00f0 honum seinka\u00f0i. Miklir eymdarinnar vesalingar eru \u00feessir menn sem \u00e9g hef sofi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 \u00ed gegnum t\u00ed\u00f0ina.<\/p>\n
N\u00fa er s\u00ed\u00f0asta r\u00f3s sumarsins a\u00f0 springa \u00fat. Kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 enda\u00f0i me\u00f0 astmakasti. \u00dea\u00f0 var svosem fyrirsj\u00e1anlegt. \u00c6tla\u00f0i aldrei a\u00f0 vera svona lengi en \u00e1fengi er ekki til \u00feess falli\u00f0 a\u00f0 sty\u00f0ja skynsamlegar \u00e1kvar\u00f0anir.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[217,1],"tags":[242,187,234],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1-hluti-golanhaedir","category-oflokkad-allt-efni","tag-kynlegir-kvistir","tag-sigrun","tag-velsmidjan"],"yoast_head":"\n
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