{"id":5663,"date":"2007-08-28T08:39:05","date_gmt":"2007-08-28T08:39:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=5663"},"modified":"2017-09-08T15:55:12","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T15:55:12","slug":"af-slaemum-hugmyndum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2007\/08\/28\/af-slaemum-hugmyndum\/","title":{"rendered":"Af sl\u00e6mum hugmyndum"},"content":{"rendered":"

Eiginlega \u00feyrfti \u00e9g a\u00f0 vinna fram eftir og krakkarnir \u00e1 fer\u00f0alagi svo \u00e9g \u00e1 ekkert erindi heim. Br\u00e1\u00f0vantar f\u00e9lagsskap og \u00fea\u00f0 vill svo til a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1 kunningja \u00ed hverfinu …<\/p>\n

Birta: j\u00e1, \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1tt vi\u00f0 \u00feennan sem hundsa\u00f0i \u00feig n\u00e1nast vikum saman, r\u00e9tt rak inn nefi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 tilkynna \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri \u00e1 kerlingarbl\u00fas.<\/em>
\nEva: Hann kom reyndar aftur til a\u00f0 tilkynna m\u00e9r a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri h\u00e6ttur \u00e1 kerlingarbl\u00fas og bi\u00f0ja mig a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a me\u00f0 s\u00e9r helginni. \u00dea\u00f0 er einhver hei\u00f0arleikakeimur af \u00fev\u00ed.
\nBirta: Grey stelpan, ertu enn a\u00f0 setja samasemmerki milli dreifb\u00fdlismennsku og hei\u00f0arleika. Hva\u00f0 ger\u00f0ist svo, manstu \u00fea\u00f0?<\/em>
\nEva: \u00c9g var reyndar b\u00fain a\u00f0 plana helgina en sag\u00f0i honum a\u00f0 \u00e9g skyldi l\u00e1ta hann vita ef \u00e9g yr\u00f0i b\u00fain snemma \u00e1 menningarn\u00f3tt, sem \u00e9g og ger\u00f0i. Hann var \u00fe\u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 lj\u00f3\u00f0a-eitthva\u00f0 \u00fati \u00ed b\u00e6, \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00fea\u00f0 sem f\u00f3lk gerir \u00e1 menningarn\u00f3tt.
\nBirta: Og?<\/em>
\nEva: Og svo hringdi hann \u00ed mig um kl h\u00e1lf fj\u00f6gur um n\u00f3ttina, fullur, og vildi koma \u00ed heims\u00f3kn.
\nBirta: Og daginn eftir kom hann me\u00f0 bl\u00f3m og ba\u00f0st au\u00f0mj\u00faklega afs\u00f6kunar \u00e1 d\u00f3naskapnum?<\/em>
\nEva: Hann er karlma\u00f0ur Birta. Alinn upp \u00e1 seinnihluta 20. aldar og \u00cdslendingur \u00ed \u00feokkab\u00f3t.
\nBirta: \u00c9g \u00e6tla bara a\u00f0 benda \u00e1 eina sta\u00f0reynd. Gaurinn hefur ekki virt \u00feig vi\u00f0lits s\u00ed\u00f0an.<\/em>
\nEva: Vi\u00f0 skulum n\u00fa ekki fara a\u00f0 gera einhverjar 19. aldar kr\u00f6fur. Kannski var hann sp\u00e6ldur yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g nennti ekki a\u00f0 r\u00edfa mig upp til l\u00e1ta ri\u00f0last \u00e1 m\u00e9r.
\nBirta: \u00c6,\u00e6, sl\u00e6mt a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa skyldir ekki nenna \u00fev\u00ed. \u00de\u00fa g\u00e6tir \u00fe\u00e1 veri\u00f0 b\u00fain a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a heilli viku \u00ed dramakasti. En \u00fea\u00f0 er svosem ekkert of seint.<\/em>
\nEva: \u00c6 g\u00f3\u00f0a sjut\u00f0efokk\u00f6pp, \u00e9g hef oft bor\u00f0a\u00f0 hamborgara me\u00f0 karlmanni \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 leggjast \u00ed dramakast yfir \u00fev\u00ed.
\nBirta: Hamborgari er sl\u00e6m hugmynd, ef \u00fe\u00fa vilt mitt \u00e1lit. G\u00e6tir alveg eins be\u00f0i\u00f0 hann a\u00f0 flengr\u00ed\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e9r.<\/em><\/p>\n

-H\u00e6, \u00feetta er Eva, ertu b\u00fainn a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a?
\n-Ha, neeei.
\n<\/em>-\u00c9g er a\u00f0 vinna fram eftir, viltu r\u00f6lta me\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00fat \u00e1 Tomma?
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 gengur ekki. \u00de\u00fa hleyptir m\u00e9r ekki upp \u00e1 \u00feig akk\u00farat \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed augnabliki sem \u00fea\u00f0 henta\u00f0i m\u00e9r svo \u00e9g skvera\u00f0i m\u00e9r upp \u00e1 n\u00e6stu tilt\u00e6ku kvenpers\u00f3nu og var v\u00edst b\u00fainn a\u00f0 lofast til a\u00f0 skvetta \u00ed hana einhvern t\u00edma \u00e1 eftir, svo nei, \u00e9g held ekki a\u00f0 hamborgari e\u00f0a samloka af neinu tagi v\u00e6ri g\u00f3\u00f0 hugmynd \u00ed augnablikinu.<\/em><\/p>\n

Nei, nei, au\u00f0vita\u00f0 or\u00f0a\u00f0i hann \u00feetta ekki svona. \u00dea\u00f0 sem hann sag\u00f0i raunverulega var \u00e1 \u00feessa lei\u00f0:
\n-\u00c9g ehh… get \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. \u00c9g …. uhhh… eigna\u00f0ist vinkonu \u00e1 menningarn\u00f3tt og h\u00fan er a\u00f0 koma til m\u00edn.<\/em><\/p>\n

Birta: J\u00e6ja g\u00e6skurinn. Hvort \u00e6tli \u00feessi vin\u00e1tta hafi \u00fer\u00f3ast \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann hringdi \u00ed okkur e\u00f0a eftir \u00fea\u00f0?<\/em>
\nEva: Uhh! \u00c9g \u00e1tti svosem ekki von \u00e1 a\u00f0 hann t\u00e6ki \u00feessu da\u00f0ri okkar eitthva\u00f0 s\u00e9rstaklega pers\u00f3nulega frekar en \u00e9g sj\u00e1lf. F\u00f3lk hefur r\u00e9tt til a\u00f0 r\u00ed\u00f0a. Engin \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til a\u00f0 dramakastast yfir \u00fev\u00ed.
\nBirta: J\u00e1j\u00e1 en \u00fe\u00fa ert samt p\u00ednu svekkt yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 skipta greinilega engan mann neinu m\u00e1li nokkurnt\u00edma.<\/em>
\nEva: Og \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6tlar au\u00f0vita\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed eins og vanalega?
\nBirta: G\u00e6ti byrja\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 setja andl\u00e1tstilkynningu \u00ed vefb\u00f3kina: Elskuleg dramar\u00fankvinkona okkar Eva Hauksd\u00f3ttir er skri\u00f0in inn \u00ed sk\u00e1lds\u00f6gu eina fer\u00f0ina enn. Bl\u00f3m og kossar af\u00feakka\u00f0ir og \u00feeim sem vildu r\u00ed\u00f0a henni er bent \u00e1 a\u00f0 hoppa upp \u00ed rassgati\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00e9r.<\/em>
\nEva: Heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 lesendur s\u00e9u ekki a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00fereyttir \u00e1 \u00feeirri klisju?
\nBirta: Hva\u00f0 viltu a\u00f0 \u00e9g skrifi? \u00c1stars\u00f6gu kannski? Vel raka\u00f0an r\u00f3mant\u00edker me\u00f0 \u00e1st og vir\u00f0ingu e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is?<\/em>
\nEva: Nei, drottinn minn d\u00fdri, vi\u00f0 skulum n\u00fa ekki fara \u00fat \u00ed einhverja svolei\u00f0s \u00fev\u00e6lu. Eitthva\u00f0 p\u00ednul\u00edti\u00f0 tr\u00faver\u00f0ugra takk fyrir.
\nBirta: Vi\u00f0 getum hringt \u00ed Ta\u00f0skegglinginn!<\/em>
\nEva: \u00deennan sem er yngri en tengdad\u00f3ttir m\u00edn?
\nBirta: Jamm! Varstu ekki bara a\u00f0 hugsa um skyndibita hvort sem er?<\/em>
\nEva: \u00c9g held a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 vegan, drengurinn.
\nBirta: Bj\u00f3ddu honum \u00fe\u00e1 bara eitthvert baunagums, er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e9tur?<\/em>
\nEva: Stundum veit \u00e9g ekki alveg hvor okkar f\u00e6r verri hugmyndir.<\/p>\n

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