Merkilegir hugmyndakokteilar sem ver\u00f0a til \u00ed hausnum \u00e1 manni \u00ed einhverju me\u00f0vitundarleysi.<\/p>\n
Keli gaf m\u00e9r alla fyrstu ser\u00eduna af \u00feeim snilldarsj\u00f3nvarps\u00fe\u00e1ttum „Six Feet Under“ \u00ed afm\u00e6lisgj\u00f6f og n\u00fa er \u00e9g loksins b\u00fain a\u00f0 gefa m\u00e9r t\u00edma til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1. \u00deeir s\u00fdna l\u00edf fj\u00f6lskyldu sem rekur \u00fatfarastofu svo dau\u00f0i og greftrun koma heilmiki\u00f0 vi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu.<\/p>\n
\u00cd g\u00e6r hringdi svo bekkjartr\u00fa\u00f0urinn \u00far \u00deelamerkursk\u00f3la \u00ed mig. Einhverjir \u00far h\u00f3pnum eru a\u00f0 skipuleggja bekkjarm\u00f3t og af flissinu og hv\u00edunum \u00e1 bak vi\u00f0 hann a\u00f0 d\u00e6ma var nefndin b\u00fain a\u00f0 sloka \u00ed sig \u00f3t\u00e6pilegu magni af \u00e6skuelex\u00edr. Erindi\u00f0 var a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja mig um a\u00f0 fremja eitthvert „skemmtiatri\u00f0i“ af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i n\u00fa alltaf veri\u00f0 svo skemmtileg, eins og hann or\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0. Merkileg hugmynd ver\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 segja. Held a\u00f0 f\u00e1ir unglingar hafi noti\u00f0 minni vins\u00e6lda en \u00e9g og \u00e9g man aldrei nokkurnt\u00edma til \u00feess fr\u00e1 \u00feessum \u00e1rum a\u00f0 hafa heyrt \u00fea\u00f0 um sj\u00e1lfa mig a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri skemmtileg. \u00c9g var jafn utanveltu \u00fe\u00e1 og s\u00ed\u00f0ar. Almennt var \u00e9g s\u00f6g\u00f0 „h\u00e1fleyg“. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tti ekki t\u00f6ff og \u00fea\u00f0 var enginn annar „h\u00e1fleygur“ \u00ed sk\u00f3lanum. Ef \u00e9g v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 alast upp \u00ed dag v\u00e6ri \u00e9g l\u00edklega k\u00f6llu\u00f0 n\u00f6rd (merkingarlaust or\u00f0 sem er nota\u00f0 um allt ja\u00f0arf\u00f3lk) en \u00fea\u00f0 or\u00f0 var ekki komi\u00f0 \u00ed t\u00edsku.<\/p>\n
\u00cd sumar komu nokkrar stelpur \u00far \u00feessum bekk \u00e1 nornakv\u00f6ld hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r og ein \u00feeirra t\u00f3k me\u00f0 s\u00e9r gamla minningab\u00f3k fr\u00e1 7. bekk og s\u00fdndi m\u00e9r. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i skrifa\u00f0 \u00ed hana: „Str\u00e1karnir h\u00e9r eru ekkert s\u00e6tir. \u00c9g \u00e1 einga vinkonu og m\u00e9r er alveg sama.“ Ein me\u00f0 attitj\u00fad e\u00f0a hva\u00f0? Hi\u00f0 fyrra var haugalygi. M\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3ttu sumir \u00feeirra virkilega s\u00e6tir. Hi\u00f0 seinna haf\u00f0i sorglegan sannleikskjarna. \u00dea\u00f0 var engin stelpa \u00ed sk\u00f3lanum, n\u00e9 nokkurssta\u00f0ar, sem \u00e9g fann til verulegar samkenndar me\u00f0. Mig langa\u00f0i ekki rassgat a\u00f0 eiga neina \u00feeirra a\u00f0 vini. En mig langa\u00f0i a\u00f0 eiga klessuvinkonu. Hugsa\u00f0i st\u00f6\u00f0ugt um \u00fea\u00f0, \u00fer\u00e1\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g man m.a.s. a\u00f0 \u00e9g velti \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r hvort \u00e9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 lj\u00faga upp vinkonu til a\u00f0 vera ekki alveg jafn hall\u00e6risleg en ein stelpan haf\u00f0i logi\u00f0 upp k\u00e6rasta sem enginn tr\u00fa\u00f0i \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 var\u00f0 m\u00e9r v\u00edti til varna\u00f0ar. \u00c9g held \u00e9g s\u00e9 komin yfir \u00feessa vinkonukomplexa n\u00fana en \u00fea\u00f0 er ekkert mj\u00f6g langt s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e9g laug upp k\u00e6rasta.<\/p>\n
Svo dreymdi mig \u00ed n\u00f3tt en \u00e9g man drauma m\u00edna blessunarlega sjaldan.<\/p>\n
M\u00e9r fannst \u00e9g vera dau\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00f3sk\u00f6p l\u00edkt \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera lifandi. \u00c9g hef lengi sagt a\u00f0 allt sem gerist eftir dau\u00f0ann s\u00e9 gert fyrir vini og \u00e6ttingja og a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega enga sko\u00f0un \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 ver\u00f0i um l\u00edki\u00f0, hverjir komi n\u00e1l\u00e6gt \u00fev\u00ed e\u00f0a hva\u00f0 ver\u00f0i jarma\u00f0 yfir \u00fev\u00ed og hvar. En \u00ed draumnum haf\u00f0i \u00e9g sko\u00f0un \u00e1 \u00feessu \u00f6llu saman. Vildi ekkert jarm, \u00fev\u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ur t\u00f3nlist og allra s\u00edst \u00e1horfendur. \u00c9g horf\u00f0i \u00e1 hylki\u00f0 af sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r liggjandi \u00ed brunab\u00edlsrau\u00f0ri kistu \u00ed \u00fatfararstofunni \u00far six feet under og var \u00feokkalega s\u00e1tt vi\u00f0 f\u00f6r\u00f0unina \u00e1 l\u00edkinu en samt pirru\u00f0 yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kistan st\u00e6\u00f0i opin. Str\u00e1karnir m\u00ednir voru eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a jar\u00f0arf\u00f6r. Darri haf\u00f0i enga sko\u00f0un og sag\u00f0i a\u00f0allega „uhhmph“ en Haukur vildi l\u00e1ta grafa mig \u00ed einhverjum anarkistagar\u00f0i. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1: M\u00e9r fannst \u00feeir taka \u00feessari t\u00e1kns\u00fdki minni me\u00f0 skilningi en allt \u00ed einu voru nokkur bekkjarsystkina minna \u00far \u00deelamerkursk\u00f3la komin. \u00deau voru enn\u00fe\u00e1 unglingar. \u00c9g vissi a\u00f0 \u00e9g var s\u00fa eina \u00far h\u00f3pnum sem haf\u00f0i elst. Hin voru enn \u00ed sk\u00f3lanum, flissandi og kelandi \u00ed hverju horni. Og \u00e9g vissi a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g yr\u00f0i grafin \u00e1 efstra tindi veraldarinnar myndu \u00feau flykkjast \u00feanga\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 grafa mig upp aftur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Merkilegir hugmyndakokteilar sem ver\u00f0a til \u00ed hausnum \u00e1 manni \u00ed einhverju me\u00f0vitundarleysi. Keli gaf m\u00e9r alla fyrstu ser\u00eduna af \u00feeim snilldarsj\u00f3nvarps\u00fe\u00e1ttum „Six Feet Under“ \u00ed afm\u00e6lisgj\u00f6f og n\u00fa er \u00e9g loksins b\u00fain a\u00f0 gefa m\u00e9r t\u00edma til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1. … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
\n-Greyin m\u00edn l\u00e1ti\u00f0 n\u00fa ekki a\u00f0 dysja hr\u00e6i\u00f0 af m\u00e9r innan um einhverja k\u00f6ltara. \u00c9g var utangar\u00f0s \u00ed l\u00edfinu og fer best \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0i utangar\u00f0s \u00ed dau\u00f0anum l\u00edka.
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