\u00deelamerkursk\u00f3li. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00e1g\u00e6tur t\u00edmi. M\u00e9r lei\u00f0 vel \u00ed sk\u00f3lanum. E\u00f0a allavega sk\u00e1r en heima hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u00c9g \u00e1tti ekki n\u00e1na vini en \u00e9g haf\u00f0i f\u00e9lagsskap og naut \u00feess.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 tusku\u00f0umst og kelu\u00f0um, spilu\u00f0um hj\u00f3nas\u00e6ng og kossaspil. F\u00f3rum \u00ed kj\u00e1nalega leiki eins og 5 m\u00edn\u00fatur undir s\u00e6nginni og sannleikann e\u00f0a kont\u00f3r (sem var ekki kaupf\u00e9lagskont\u00f3rinn).<\/p>\n
\u00c9g missti af 10 \u00e1ra afm\u00e6linu, m\u00e6tti \u00ed 20 \u00e1ra afm\u00e6li\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00e1hugavert. Allavega n\u00f3gu gaman til \u00feess a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00e6tlum a\u00f0 hittast aftur a\u00f0eins 5 \u00e1rum s\u00ed\u00f0ar. \u00c9g f\u00f3r a\u00f0 hugsa um \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed g\u00e6r hvernig \u00fatkoman yr\u00f0i ef vi\u00f0 f\u00e6rum \u00ed sannleikann e\u00f0a kont\u00f3r \u00ed dag. \u00c1\u00f0ur voru \u00fea\u00f0 spurningar eins og hverjum ertu hrifin af? Hefur\u00f0u fari\u00f0 \u00ed sleik? Hefur\u00f0u stoli\u00f0 \u00far b\u00fa\u00f0? Hva\u00f0 varstu gamall \u00feegar \u00fe\u00fa h\u00e6ttir a\u00f0 pissa undir? Svindla\u00f0ir\u00f0u \u00e1 st\u00e6r\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0ipr\u00f3finu? Hva\u00f0 fr\u00f3ar\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e9r oft? (E\u00f0a ef \u00fea\u00f0 var stelpa „hefur\u00f0u pr\u00f3fa\u00f0 a\u00f0 fr\u00f3a \u00fe\u00e9r?) \u00c1skoranir voru jafnvel f\u00e1t\u00e6klegri. Kyssa einhvern \u00far h\u00f3pnum, sem haf\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 neitunarvald svo oftast var\u00f0 ekkert \u00far \u00fev\u00ed. Kannski a\u00f0 syngja eins\u00f6ng. \u00dea\u00f0 svakalegasta sem \u00e9g lenti \u00ed var a\u00f0 s\u00fdna \u00e1 m\u00e9r brj\u00f3stin. \u00c9g var ekki skotin \u00ed neinum \u00feeirra str\u00e1ka sem t\u00f3ku \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed leiknum en f\u00e9kk samt kikk \u00fat \u00far \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta horfa \u00e1 mig. \u00dea\u00f0 var fyrsta pervasj\u00f3nin sem \u00e9g vi\u00f0urkenndi fyrir sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
Hvernig yr\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed dag? Hefur\u00f0u haldi\u00f0 fram hj\u00e1 maka \u00fe\u00ednum? Haft m\u00f6k vi\u00f0 einhvern af sama kyni? Lami\u00f0 konu? Lesi\u00f0 t\u00f6lvup\u00f3st mannsins \u00fe\u00edns \u00ed leyfisleysi? Komi\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0rum \u00ed fj\u00e1rhagsvandr\u00e6\u00f0i? Nota\u00f0 f\u00edkniefni? Stunda\u00f0 enda\u00fearmsm\u00f6k? \u00dea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 \u00e1hugavert a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hvar fullor\u00f0i\u00f0 f\u00f3lk dregur m\u00f6rkin. Hversu n\u00e6rg\u00f6ngular spurningar \u00feolir ma\u00f0ur frammi fyrir h\u00f3p af f\u00f3lki sem ma\u00f0ur \u00feekkti \u00ed barnask\u00f3la? E\u00f0a kont\u00f3rinn? G\u00e6ti or\u00f0i\u00f0 fyndi\u00f0 a\u00f0 setja einhvern stir\u00f0busann \u00ed stellingar sem \u00e1 unglings\u00e1runum v\u00f6ktu a\u00f0d\u00e1un en \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00f3l\u00edklegt a\u00f0 fertugt f\u00f3lk \u00e1 fyllir\u00edi s\u00e9 n\u00f3gu vitlaust til a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 kyssa k\u00f3nginn, ganga \u00e1 h\u00f6ndum e\u00f0a renna s\u00e9r ni\u00f0ur handri\u00f0i\u00f0 me\u00f0 h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1 undan. Sj\u00e1lfsagt dytti einhverjum \u00ed hug a\u00f0 f\u00e1 tv\u00e6r af stelpunum (kerlingunum) til a\u00f0 kyssast. \u00dea\u00f0 andstyggilegasta sem m\u00e9r kemur \u00ed hug v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 skora \u00e1 \u00feau a\u00f0 sleikja eyra\u00f0 \u00e1 einhverjum. Gr\u00f3ss! Yr\u00f0i \u00e9g be\u00f0in a\u00f0 strippa \u00ed dag? \u00c9g held a\u00f0 bekkjartr\u00fa\u00f0urinn g\u00e6ti teki\u00f0 upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed. \u00cd dag myndi \u00e9g ekki kippa bolnum upp fyrir brj\u00f3st eitt sek\u00fandubrot og vona a\u00f0 vi\u00f0staddir t\u00e6kju betur eftir geirv\u00f6rtunum en kinnro\u00f0anum. \u00c9g myndi gera \u00fea\u00f0 almennilega \u00ed dag. Af f\u00e1ga\u00f0ri mun\u00fa\u00f0. En \u00fea\u00f0 yr\u00f0i samt ekki n\u00e1ndar n\u00e6rri eins \u00e6sandi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00deelamerkursk\u00f3li. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00e1g\u00e6tur t\u00edmi. M\u00e9r lei\u00f0 vel \u00ed sk\u00f3lanum. E\u00f0a allavega sk\u00e1r en heima hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u00c9g \u00e1tti ekki n\u00e1na vini en \u00e9g haf\u00f0i f\u00e9lagsskap og naut \u00feess. Vi\u00f0 tusku\u00f0umst og kelu\u00f0um, spilu\u00f0um hj\u00f3nas\u00e6ng og kossaspil. F\u00f3rum \u00ed kj\u00e1nalega … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa