K\u00ednamann er fluttur \u00ed kjallarann. Sjoppmundur haf\u00f0i v\u00edst bent honum \u00e1 a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 mig og athuga hvort dyngjan m\u00edn v\u00e6ri f\u00f6l.<\/p>\n
-I don\u00b4t have car. I working very much. Always working and don\u00b4t want to wait for friend every day. I rent room in your house ok? \u00c9g l\u00e9t \u00e1 m\u00e9r skilja a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri verulega mi\u00f0ur m\u00edn yfir \u00fev\u00ed smekkleysi landans a\u00f0 fylla ekki 300 manna k\u00ednverskan veitingasta\u00f0 \u00e1 hverju kv\u00f6ldi en \u00fe\u00f3ttist algerlega skilningsslj\u00f3 gagnvart \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 10.000 kr\u00f3nur til e\u00f0a fr\u00e1 g\u00e6tu skipt sk\u00f6pum fyrir hann.<\/p>\n \u00c9g dau\u00f0s\u00e9 eftir \u00feessari a\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0u. \u00dea\u00f0 er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt a\u00f0 geta gist \u00e1 vinnusta\u00f0num \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur er a\u00f0 vinna fram \u00e1 n\u00f3tt og \u00fea\u00f0 bjarga\u00f0i m\u00e9r algerlega \u00ed sumar a\u00f0 hafa \u00feetta herbergi. En n\u00fana, einmitt \u00feegar tekur mig ekki nema 4 m\u00edn\u00fatur a\u00f0 komast heim, sendir Mammon K\u00ednamann, veifandi feita se\u00f0laveskinu s\u00ednu yfir til m\u00edn. Eitt s\u00edmtal vi\u00f0 Listamanninn og bing\u00f3. K\u00ednamann f\u00e6r svefna\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0u \u00ed n\u00e6sta h\u00fasi vi\u00f0 vinnusta\u00f0inn, Helgi hefur \u00e1fram tekjur af geymslu fullri af \u00f3n\u00fdtum h\u00fasg\u00f6gnum og \u00e9g f\u00e6 p\u00e9ning. Allir gla\u00f0ir.<\/p>\n \u00c9g j\u00e1ta a\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst erfitt a\u00f0 halda uppi samr\u00e6\u00f0um vi\u00f0 mann sem talar bara hrafl \u00ed ensku. Af handapati og einf\u00f6ldum setningum m\u00e1 r\u00e1\u00f0a a\u00f0 hann vilji betri l\u00fdsingu og strauj\u00e1rn en \u00e9g veit ekkert hvort hann er a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja mig a\u00f0 \u00fatvega \u00feessa hluti e\u00f0a spyrja mig hvar \u00feeir f\u00e1ist. \u00c9g afgrei\u00f0i hann me\u00f0 einf\u00f6ldum skilabo\u00f0um. K\u00ednamann er fluttur \u00ed kjallarann. Sjoppmundur haf\u00f0i v\u00edst bent honum \u00e1 a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 mig og athuga hvort dyngjan m\u00edn v\u00e6ri f\u00f6l.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[249,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-6-hluti-og-eg-se-thad-fyrst-a-rykinu","category-oflokkad-allt-efni"],"yoast_head":"\n
\n<\/em>
\n\u00c9g reyndi a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra fyrir honum a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tti ekki h\u00fasi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lf og a\u00f0 Listama\u00f0urinn hef\u00f0i ekkert anna\u00f0 pl\u00e1ss fyrir alla safngripina sem fylla hluta kjallarans en \u00e9g g\u00e6ti vel fjarl\u00e6gt mitt d\u00f3t og skyldi athuga hva\u00f0 Listama\u00f0urinn seg\u00f0i um m\u00e1li\u00f0. \u00c9g hef ekki hugmynd um hversu miki\u00f0 hann skildi, \u00fev\u00ed hann svara\u00f0i me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 draga upp passann sinn og alls konar papp\u00edra, eins og til a\u00f0 sannf\u00e6ra mig um \u00e6ru s\u00edna og opna se\u00f0laveski\u00f0 til s\u00f6nnunar \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri borgunarma\u00f0ur fyrir leigunni. Vildi samt pr\u00fatta um ver\u00f0i\u00f0:
\n-Iceland no good business. I pay 1.6 million rent in restaurant and no business. Icelandic only eat Saturday. <\/em><\/p>\n
\n-You buy lamp in H\u00fasasmi\u00f0jan, you buy iron in H\u00fasasmi\u00f0jan. <\/em>
\nEri\u00f0ara er a\u00f0 svara \u00fev\u00ed \u00feegar hann kve\u00f0ur mig me\u00f0 kossi \u00e1 b\u00e1\u00f0ar kinnar og segir;
\n-You are nice lady.<\/em>
\nFyrst h\u00e9lt \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00feetta kossastand \u00e1 honum k\u00e6mi til af langri dv\u00f6l hans \u00ed Frakklandi en \u00ed dag kom hann til m\u00edn og sag\u00f0i:
\n-I like you. I like small woman,<\/em> og fa\u00f0ma\u00f0i mig mj\u00f6g innilega. \u00c9g veit ekki alveg hvort hann var bara a\u00f0 tj\u00e1 \u00feakkl\u00e6ti sitt fyrir herbergi\u00f0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"