\u00deegar letin kemst \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 stig a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur nennir ekki einusinni a\u00f0 fr\u00f3a s\u00e9r er or\u00f0i\u00f0 t\u00edmab\u00e6rt a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00e1linu. \u00c9g f\u00f3r inn \u00e1 einkamal.is og augl\u00fdsti eftir skuldbindingarlausum skyndikynnum. Vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0in ur\u00f0u mun betri en \u00feegar \u00e9g augl\u00fdsti eftir noth\u00e6fum eiginmanni. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu nokku\u00f0 margir giftir og gra\u00f0ir en l\u00edka nokkrir \u00ed svipa\u00f0ri a\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0u og \u00e9g sj\u00e1lf. \u00c9g t\u00f3k fram a\u00f0 \u00e9g ger\u00f0i sk\u00fdlausa kr\u00f6fu um a\u00f0 vi\u00f0fang v\u00e6ntanlegra skyndikynna v\u00e6ri \u00e1horfanlegt og ekki meira a\u00f0 umfangi en svo a\u00f0 \u00e9g n\u00e6\u00f0i utan um \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Eftir h\u00e1lft\u00edma var \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 m\u00e6la m\u00e9r m\u00f3t vi\u00f0 mann sem virtist \u00feokkalega vi\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0uh\u00e6fur. Hann var kominn \u00e1 Svarta Kaffi\u00f0 \u00e1 Laugaveginum \u00e1 undan m\u00e9r. Kannski ekki alveg Johnny Depp en verulega langt fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera lj\u00f3tur. Me\u00f0 \u00feetta l\u00edka fallega bros og a\u00f0eins 15 m\u00edn\u00fatna spjall sannf\u00e6r\u00f0i mig um a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri b\u00e6\u00f0i kl\u00e1r og skemmtilegur. Vi\u00f0 \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 r\u00f6lta Laugaveginn \u00ed g\u00f3\u00f0a ve\u00f0rinu og \u00fea\u00f0an upp Hverfisg\u00f6tuna.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 Hverfisg\u00f6tunni dr\u00f3 hann mig inn \u00ed bakgar\u00f0 og \u00feegar hann greip \u00fe\u00e9ttingsfast utan um mig og \u00fer\u00fdsti m\u00e9r a\u00f0 karlmannlegu brj\u00f3sti s\u00ednu, lei\u00f0 m\u00e9r eins og fl\u00f3u\u00f0 horm\u00f3namj\u00f3lk v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 frey\u00f0a upp \u00ed hausinn \u00e1 m\u00e9r. Fro\u00f0an hja\u00f0na\u00f0i \u00fe\u00f3 snarlega \u00feegar mannhelv\u00edti\u00f0 rak tunguna ofan \u00ed v\u00e9linda\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 kyssa mig. M\u00e9r svelgdist \u00e1, \u00e9g k\u00faga\u00f0ist og t\u00e1ra\u00f0ist en hann t\u00f3k \u00fev\u00ed sem merki um a\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e6tti \u00feessi takt\u00edk algj\u00f6rt \u00e6\u00f0i. Hann h\u00e9lt \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1fram og ger\u00f0i hei\u00f0arlega tilraun til a\u00f0 sleikja \u00e6luna upp \u00far innyflum m\u00ednum. M\u00e1 me\u00f0 sanni segja a\u00f0 engum manni hafi au\u00f0nast a\u00f0 komast jafn n\u00e1l\u00e6gt \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 snerta hjarta mitt me\u00f0 tungulipur\u00f0 sinni.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar m\u00e9r t\u00f3kst loks a\u00f0 sl\u00edta mig lausa, bar \u00e9g \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i alls ekki \u00e6tla\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta til skarar skr\u00ed\u00f0a \u00e1 fyrsta deiti og b\u00f6rnin v\u00e6ntu m\u00edn heim eftir sm\u00e1stund. Sj\u00e1lfsagt hef\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00feurft a\u00f0 sinna s\u00e1lg\u00e6slu fram \u00e1 n\u00f3tt ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i sagt honum satt.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g bau\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0a n\u00f3tt, f\u00f3r aftur inn \u00e1 Svarta Kaffi og dr\u00f3 upp varas\u00edman\u00fameri\u00f0. 20 m\u00edn\u00fatum s\u00ed\u00f0ar birtist hann \u00ed dyrunum og \u00e9g hugsa\u00f0i; Gu\u00f0 er til -og \u00e1stin.<\/p>\n
Hann var meira en s\u00e6tur. Hann var fallegri en Elijah Wood, sakleysi\u00f0 uppm\u00e1la\u00f0, svart h\u00e1r, bl\u00e1 augu og varla deginum eldri en 25 \u00e1ra. \u00c9g kann engar pikkupp l\u00ed\u00adnur svo \u00e9g spur\u00f0i hann hvort hann hef\u00f0i hitt fleiri konur \u00ed gegnum einkam\u00e1l.<\/p>\n
-Nei, \u00e9 vassko \u00ed\u00ad sambandi sko og so langa\u00f0i m\u00e9r gegt a t\u00e9kk\u00e1ssu en emmar s\u00e9 giftur \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e9 ma\u00f0ur giftur o \u00fe\u00e1 vill \u00e9kkett vera a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a freistingunum heim so konan ver\u00f0i ekki vitlaus, so \u00e9 gerrekket \u00ed\u00f0\u00ed. So var d\u00f6mpa\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00ed\u00ad sumar o \u00fe\u00e1 sko ger\u00f0i \u00e9g nikk addna en \u00fea var ekket miki\u00f0 kvenf\u00f3lk sem svara\u00f0i o so bra svara\u00f0ir \u00fe\u00fa.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g horf\u00f0i \u00e1 hann d\u00e1litla stund. S\u00e6tur e\u00f0a ofsas\u00e6tur, \u00fea\u00f0 eru samt takm\u00f6rk fyrir \u00f6llu. \u00c9g bara GET EKKI \u00e1tt kynfer\u00f0islegt samneyti vi\u00f0 l\u00edfveru sem segir „ef ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 giftur“ og „\u00fea\u00f0 var d\u00f6mpa\u00f0 m\u00e9r“.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g \u00feakka\u00f0i fyrir spjalli\u00f0, \u00f3ska\u00f0i honum velfarna\u00f0ar og f\u00f3r heim a\u00f0 sofa, \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 lei\u00f0r\u00e9tta svo miki\u00f0 sem eina m\u00e1lvillu. Sumt er einfaldlega utan m\u00edns \u00e1hrifasvi\u00f0s.<\/p>\n
M\u00e9r lei\u00f0ist enn\u00fe\u00e1.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00deegar letin kemst \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 stig a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur nennir ekki einusinni a\u00f0 fr\u00f3a s\u00e9r er or\u00f0i\u00f0 t\u00edmab\u00e6rt a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00e1linu. \u00c9g f\u00f3r inn \u00e1 einkamal.is og augl\u00fdsti eftir skuldbindingarlausum skyndikynnum. Vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0in ur\u00f0u mun betri en \u00feegar \u00e9g augl\u00fdsti … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa