\u00d6ryrkinn, ma\u00f0ur konunnar minnar kom \u00ed b\u00e6inn \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld. M\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 hann \u00e6tli a\u00f0 vera h\u00e9r fram \u00e1 m\u00e1nudag. Fur\u00f0ulegt a\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn skuli aldrei \u00feurfa a\u00f0 vinna yfirvinnu eins og anna\u00f0 f\u00f3lk. Hann kemur or\u00f0i\u00f0 flestar helgar og svo liggja \u00feau \u00ed s\u00edmanum \u00feess \u00e1 milli. Ekki svo a\u00f0 skilja a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 neitt fyrir m\u00e9r, \u00feannig. Hann er svosum ge\u00f0slegasti ma\u00f0ur og \u00fe\u00f3tt m\u00e9r finnist hann n\u00fa svosem ekki spennandi liggur \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00edst \u00ed augum uppi hva\u00f0 hann hefur sem \u00e9g hef ekki. \u00dea\u00f0 er bara tilvist hans sem \u00f3gnar skipulaginu \u00ed l\u00edfi m\u00ednu og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt Spunkhildur hafi margsagt a\u00f0 h\u00fan \u00e6tli a\u00f0 b\u00faa me\u00f0 m\u00e9r a.m.k. n\u00e6sta \u00e1ri\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Annars kom ma\u00f0urinn sem heitir ekki Gu\u00f0mundur a\u00f0 m\u00e1li vi\u00f0 Sp\u00fankhildi og ba\u00f0 okkur endilega a\u00f0 l\u00e6sa h\u00fasinu ef vi\u00f0 f\u00e6rum \u00fat. \u00dea\u00f0 vill nefnilega svo skemmtilega til a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur nokkur sem kynnir sig sem f\u00edkniefnabar\u00f3n, h\u00f3rmangara og handrukkara banka\u00f0i upp \u00e1 hj\u00e1 honum \u00ed fyrradag. Hann telur sig nefnilega l\u00f6gm\u00e6tan eiganda hinnar lith\u00e1sku s\u00faludansmeyjar sem leigusalinn okkar nam af landi brott og erindi\u00f0 var a\u00f0 innheimta afnotagjald af d\u00f6munni e\u00f0a berja hann ella.<\/p>\n
M\u00e9r rann satt a\u00f0 segja kalt vatn milli skinns og h\u00f6runds \u00feegar Sp\u00fankhildur sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r fr\u00e1 \u00feessu. \u00dea\u00f0 eru nefnilega ekki margir f\u00edkniefnabar\u00f3nar sem annast s\u00ednar handrukkanir sj\u00e1lfir og \u00feegar h\u00f3rmangi\u00f0 b\u00e6tist svo vi\u00f0 er \u00feetta fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 hlj\u00f3ma \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilega l\u00edkt einum af kunningjum fr\u00e6nda m\u00edns f\u00edkilsins. S\u00e1 er si\u00f0blindur, ge\u00f0veikur og ofbeldishneig\u00f0ur allt \u00ed senn. Reyndar var hann b\u00fainn a\u00f0 komast a\u00f0 \u00feeirri ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0u \u00e1 \u00feeim t\u00edma a\u00f0 stundum v\u00e6ri h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 leysa m\u00e1lin \u00e1n ofbeldis og \u00fea\u00f0 er vissulega \u00e1kve\u00f0inn l\u00e9ttir.
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 er alls ekki nau\u00f0synlegt a\u00f0 berja \u00feessa aumingja \u00fe\u00f3tt ma\u00f0ur \u00e6tli ekki a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta va\u00f0a ofan \u00ed sig, sag\u00f0i hann og var miki\u00f0 ni\u00f0ri fyrir. \u00c9g lem engan nema \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 nau\u00f0synlegt en \u00e9g l\u00e6t heldur engan komast upp me\u00f0\u00a0neinn kjaft. Oft n\u00e6gir bara a\u00f0 hr\u00e6kja \u00e1 li\u00f0i\u00f0 svo \u00fea\u00f0 fatti hva\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur meinar. Mamma var\u00f0 mj\u00f6g gl\u00f6\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g fatta\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0fer\u00f0.<\/p>\n
-\u00de\u00fa ert \u00fe\u00f3 ekki a\u00f0 segja m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa l\u00edtir \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 sem samskiptaa\u00f0fer\u00f0 a\u00f0 hr\u00e6kja \u00e1 f\u00f3lk? spur\u00f0i \u00e9g og \u00e6tla\u00f0i ekki a\u00f0 tr\u00faa m\u00ednum eigin eyrum.
\n-J\u00fa, ef \u00fea\u00f0 er nau\u00f0synlegt \u00fe\u00e1 geri \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0 sag\u00f0i hann. Einu sinni t.d. sv\u00edna\u00f0i einhver jeppagaur \u00e1 mig \u00e1 Su\u00f0urlandsbrautinni. \u00c9g lamdi hann samt ekkert. \u00c9g bara stoppa\u00f0i b\u00edlinn, opna\u00f0i hann og hr\u00e6kti \u00e1 hann. Og \u00e9g get alveg lofa\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 s\u00e1 gaur hugsar sig tvisvar um \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann sv\u00ednar n\u00e6st. E\u00f0a gjalkeraf\u00edli\u00f0 \u00ed B\u00fana\u00f0arbankanum sem \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 stela af m\u00e9r pening. H\u00fan reynir \u00fea\u00f0 ekki aftur.
\n-Heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hafi ekki bara veri\u00f0 mist\u00f6k? Varla hefur h\u00fan \u00e6tla\u00f0 a\u00f0 snu\u00f0a \u00feig viljandi?
\n-J\u00faj\u00fa, 138 kr. \u00ed \u00deJ\u00d3NUSTUGJALD. Hversu lama\u00f0 er \u00fea\u00f0? En \u00e9g l\u00e9t hana alveg vita af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan k\u00e6mist ekki upp me\u00f0 a\u00f0 stela fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r.
\n-\u00c9g vissi ekki a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00fej\u00f3fna\u00f0ur. Allavega er \u00e9g rukku\u00f0 um \u00fej\u00f3nustugj\u00f6ld \u00ed hverjum m\u00e1nu\u00f0i.
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 er bara af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa l\u00e6tur tro\u00f0a \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 geri \u00e9g hins vegar ekki.
\n-Varla hefur\u00f0u hr\u00e6kt \u00e1 gjaldkerann?
\n-J\u00fa au\u00f0vita\u00f0! Hva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 \u00e1tti \u00e9g svosem a\u00f0 gera?
\n-Og h\u00fan hefur n\u00e1tt\u00farlega l\u00e1ti\u00f0 s\u00e9r segjast?
\n-J\u00e1. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu var l\u00f6ggan s\u00f3tt og m\u00e9r banna\u00f0 a\u00f0 koma inn \u00ed B\u00fana\u00f0arbankann aftur en \u00fej\u00f3nustugjaldi\u00f0 var fellt ni\u00f0ur svo \u00e9g vann!
\n-Finnst \u00fe\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed alv\u00f6ru 138 kr. vir\u00f0i a\u00f0 vera hent \u00fat \u00far banka me\u00f0 l\u00f6gregluvaldi?
\n-\u00deetta sn\u00fdst ekki um 138 kr. lj\u00fafan. \u00deetta sn\u00fdst um a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta ekki tra\u00f0ka \u00e1 s\u00e9r. \u00deessi belja mun aldrei aftur m\u00f3tm\u00e6la ef einhver neitar a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta stela af s\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er sennilega r\u00e9tt. L\u00edkast til mun vi\u00f0komandi gjaldkeri grei\u00f0a \u00fej\u00f3nustugjaldi\u00f0 \u00far eigin vasa n\u00e6st. En s\u00e9 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feessi gaur sem er a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 leigusalanum, mun \u00e9g ekki b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir a\u00f0 hann hr\u00e6ki \u00e1 mig, heldur hringja \u00ed kunningja m\u00edna \u00e1 Hverfisg\u00f6tunni um lei\u00f0 og \u00e9g s\u00e9 honum breg\u00f0a fyrir.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00d6ryrkinn, ma\u00f0ur konunnar minnar kom \u00ed b\u00e6inn \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld. M\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 hann \u00e6tli a\u00f0 vera h\u00e9r fram \u00e1 m\u00e1nudag. Fur\u00f0ulegt a\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn skuli aldrei \u00feurfa a\u00f0 vinna yfirvinnu eins og anna\u00f0 f\u00f3lk. Hann kemur or\u00f0i\u00f0 flestar helgar og svo … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa