{"id":523,"date":"2003-05-31T15:02:53","date_gmt":"2003-05-31T15:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=523"},"modified":"2017-09-07T13:21:15","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T13:21:15","slug":"laugardagsmorgunn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2003\/05\/31\/laugardagsmorgunn\/","title":{"rendered":"Laugardagsmorgunn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bl\u00f3\u00f0 mitt hr\u00f3par \u00e1 s\u00fakkula\u00f0i og kaffi.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00fdkomin heim fr\u00e1 Haffa. Velsofin samt. Snerti\u00fe\u00f6rfin helltist yfir mig \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi af \u00f3stj\u00f3rnlegum krafti. B\u00e6tti ekki \u00far sk\u00e1k a\u00f0 \u00e9g drakk tv\u00f6 rau\u00f0v\u00ednsgl\u00f6s svo \u00e9g var \u00a0\u00f3\u00f6kuf\u00e6r. Mundi eftir tveimur vinum sem ekki eiga kerlingar en annar var a\u00f0 vinna og hinn \u00ed \u00fatl\u00f6ndum. Haffi haf\u00f0i ekki svara\u00f0 sms e\u00f0a s\u00edmt\u00f6lum fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r vikum saman svo \u00e9g var alveg b\u00fain a\u00f0 gefa hann upp \u00e1 b\u00e1tinn. En svo hringdi hann sj\u00e1lfur og<br \/>\nba\u00f0 mig a\u00f0 koma.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>-\u00c9g er bl\u00f3\u00f0ug ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 l\u00e6ri og langar ekki a\u00f0 gera neitt nema k\u00fara, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.<br \/>\n-\u00deurfum ekki a\u00f0 nj\u00f3tast. \u00c9g vil bara hafa \u00feig hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r og vera g\u00f3\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 \u00feig, sag\u00f0i hann.<\/p>\n<p>Fur\u00f0ulegt a\u00f0 \u00feessi fyllibytta skuli nota svona f\u00e1ga\u00f0 or\u00f0brag\u00f0 um kynfer\u00f0islegar athafnir.<\/p>\n<p>Hann var sj\u00e1lfur \u00ed glasi og gat ekki s\u00f3tt mig. Bau\u00f0st ekki til a\u00f0 redda m\u00e9r fr\u00edum leigub\u00edl \u00fe\u00f3tt einhver f\u00e9laga hans hlj\u00f3ti a\u00f0 hafa veri\u00f0 \u00e1 vakt. \u00c9g hef\u00f0i \u00e1tt a\u00f0 segja honum a\u00f0 hoppa upp \u00ed rassgati\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00e9r en mig vanta\u00f0i snertingu svo s\u00e1rlega a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e9kk Spunkhildi til a\u00f0 skutla m\u00e9r til hans. \u00dea\u00f0 var eitthva\u00f0 miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 hj\u00e1 honum en karlmenn tj\u00e1 sig ekki me\u00f0 or\u00f0um heldur snertingu. \u00deurfa fulln\u00e6gingu til a\u00f0 geta tala\u00f0 um \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilega hluti. Fur\u00f0umargar konur sem vita \u00fea\u00f0 ekki.<\/p>\n<p>-Ekki tala. Kysstu mig bara, sag\u00f0i hann og hellti yfir mig h\u00e1lfum l\u00edtra af sleipiefni sem hann h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 v\u00e6ri nuddol\u00eda. Honum t\u00f3kst loks a\u00f0 stynja \u00fev\u00ed upp a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri \u00ed kr\u00edsu. Barnsm\u00f3\u00f0ir hans er \u00e1stfangin af honum en hann vill ekki b\u00faa me\u00f0 henni og hefur heldur ekki kjark til a\u00f0 s\u00e6ra hana. Auk \u00feess vantar hann konu en \u00fear sem drykkjan stj\u00f3rnar l\u00edfi hans algj\u00f6rlega getur hann ekki mynda\u00f0 tengsl. Greygarmurinn. \u00d3f\u00e6r um a\u00f0 takast \u00e1 vi\u00f0 svona st\u00f3rbrotin vandam\u00e1l.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g kraf\u00f0ist sk\u00fdringa \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hvers vegna hann svara\u00f0i ekki s\u00edmanum \u00feegar \u00e9g hringdi. H\u00e9lt a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i kannski lent \u00ed grj\u00f3tinu e\u00f0a inni \u00e1 Vogi. Hann neita\u00f0i hvorutveggja. Bar \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri svo hr\u00e6ddur um a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a \u00e1stfanginn af m\u00e9r og \u00fear sem \u00e9g vilji ekkert meira me\u00f0 hann hafa s\u00e9 ekki skynsamlegt a\u00f0 hittast of oft. Myass, hann hefur ekki rassgat meiri \u00e1huga \u00e1 m\u00e9r en \u00e9g \u00e1 honum.<\/p>\n<p>-H\u00e6ttu \u00feessu bulli Haffi minn. \u00c9g s\u00e9 ekki a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 eigum nokku\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sameiginlegt sem geri samband raunh\u00e6ft hvort sem er. \u00de\u00fa \u00fearft ekki a\u00f0 hafa neinar \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g fari a\u00f0 gera kr\u00f6fur til \u00fe\u00edn. \u00de\u00e9r er \u00f3h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 svara s\u00edmanum \u00feessvegna, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.<\/p>\n<p>Hann l\u00e9t mig lofa \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fara ekki fr\u00e1 honum \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann vakna\u00f0i.<br \/>\nHefur alltaf or\u00f0i\u00f0 ferlega svekktur \u00fat \u00ed mig fyrir \u00fea\u00f0. Hann f\u00f3r a\u00f0 vinna kl 8. \u00c9g sendi honum sms um 9 leyti\u00f0 og ba\u00f0 hann a\u00f0 koma og aka m\u00e9r heim. \u00c1st hans \u00e1 m\u00e9r ristir n\u00fa ekki d\u00fdpra en svo a\u00f0 hann svarar ekki s\u00edmanum og hefur enn ekki svara\u00f0 \u00feessum sms bo\u00f0um. \u00c9g t\u00f3k leigub\u00edl heim, fr\u00e1 s\u00f6mu st\u00f6\u00f0 og hann ekur fyrir, borga\u00f0i 2000 kr. fyrir \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g er ekkert ofurhress yfir \u00fev\u00ed, venjulega \u00fearf \u00e9g ekki a\u00f0 borga me\u00f0 m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n<p>\u00de\u00f3tt hann s\u00e9 \u00f3ttalegur aumingi held \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 eitthva\u00f0 meira a\u00f0 hj\u00e1 honum en hann vill segja m\u00e9r. \u00deessi framkoma sk\u00fdrist ekki af alk\u00f3h\u00f3lisma og aumingjaskap einum saman. Sennilega hefur hann veri\u00f0 \u00ed jafnbr\u00e1\u00f0ri \u00fe\u00f6rf fyrir snertingu og \u00e9g sj\u00e1lf og drukki\u00f0 \u00ed sig kjark til a\u00f0 hringja. \u00c9g held satt a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 hann hafi meiri \u00fe\u00f6rf fyrir a\u00f0\u00a0vakna hj\u00e1 konu en fulln\u00e6gja kynhv\u00f6tinni \u00fe\u00f3tt honum finnist \u00fea\u00f0 svosem gott l\u00edka. En \u00fea\u00f0 er gott a\u00f0 k\u00fara hj\u00e1 honum og m\u00e9r finnst svol\u00edti\u00f0 s\u00e6tt hva\u00f0 hann notar \u00e1st\u00fa\u00f0legt or\u00f0far. Kannski \u00e9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 pr\u00f3fa a\u00f0 rukka hann fyrir a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 honum, \u00e1n kynl\u00edfs, \u00e9g get n\u00e1ttur\u00falega ekki rukka\u00f0 hann fyrir dr\u00e1ttinn en varla getur \u00fea\u00f0 flokkast sem v\u00e6ndi a\u00f0\u00a0vakna vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 einhverjum gegn grei\u00f0slu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bl\u00f3\u00f0 mitt hr\u00f3par \u00e1 s\u00fakkula\u00f0i og kaffi. N\u00fdkomin heim fr\u00e1 Haffa. Velsofin samt. Snerti\u00fe\u00f6rfin helltist yfir mig \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi af \u00f3stj\u00f3rnlegum krafti. B\u00e6tti ekki \u00far sk\u00e1k a\u00f0 \u00e9g drakk tv\u00f6 rau\u00f0v\u00ednsgl\u00f6s svo \u00e9g var \u00a0\u00f3\u00f6kuf\u00e6r. 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