Birta: \u00de\u00fa skelfur gungan \u00fe\u00edn.
\nEva: Viltu l\u00e1ta mig \u00ed fri\u00f0i \u00ed sm\u00e1stund. \u00c9g er a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 … \u00e9g \u00e9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 ekki, tengja e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is.
\nBirta: \u00c9g skal sj\u00e1 um a\u00f0 tengja. \u00c9g ver\u00f0 \u00f6rugglega sneggri a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed en \u00fe\u00fa.
\nEva: Nei. \u00de\u00fa aftengir. \u00dea\u00f0 er einmitt \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00fe\u00fa gerir. Manstu eftir manninum sem sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri me\u00f0 svarthol \u00ed s\u00e1linni? \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fea\u00f0 sem gerist \u00feegar \u00fe\u00fa f\u00e6r\u00f0 a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0a.
\n<\/p>\n
Birta: Einmitt. Og var \u00fea\u00f0 ekki beinl\u00ednis gu\u00f0d\u00f3mlegur dr\u00e1ttur? Og t\u00f3kst helv\u00edtinu nokku\u00f0 a\u00f0 s\u00e6ra \u00feig?
\nEva: \u00c9g \u00fearf ekki \u00fatr\u00e1s. \u00c9g \u00fearf n\u00e1nd. Kannski sm\u00e1vegis… hva\u00f0 heitir \u00fea\u00f0 -r\u00f3mant\u00edk?
\nBirta: V\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed! Eigum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 panta fi\u00f0rildi og stj\u00f6rnur? H\u00f6fum bleik fi\u00f0rildi, \u00fea\u00f0 er svo s\u00e6tt.
\nEva: \u00c6, g\u00f3\u00f0a \u00feegi\u00f0u. Hann er g\u00f3\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 mig. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 kyssa hann.
\nBirta: \u00de\u00fa ert \u00e1kve\u00f0in \u00ed a\u00f0 stefna okkur \u00ed dramakast.
\nEva: \u00c9g er or\u00f0in fertug. Fyrst \u00e9g gat heimta\u00f0 sleik \u00feegar vi\u00f0 vorum \u00ed 7. bekk og hrist h\u00f6fnunina af m\u00e9r eins og h\u00fasflugu, \u00fe\u00e1 hl\u00fdt \u00e9g a\u00f0 geta kysst hann n\u00fana \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 r\u00fasti l\u00edfi m\u00ednu.
\nBirta: \u00de\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00f3an en \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6ttir \u00fe\u00e1 kannski a\u00f0 slaka a\u00f0eins \u00e1 kj\u00e1lkav\u00f6\u00f0vunum. \u00deetta l\u00edtur nefnilega meira \u00fat eins og \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6tlir a\u00f0 b\u00edta hann. Mj\u00f6g fast.<\/p>\n
Birta: Rassgat og aln\u00e6mi, hva\u00f0 \u00feykistu vera a\u00f0 gera? Hverskonar f\u00e1lm er \u00feetta eiginlega? Opna\u00f0u a.m.k. augun. \u00de\u00fa ert eins og blindur kettlingur a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 spena. Hall\u00f3, m\u00e1 \u00e9g a\u00f0eins komast a\u00f0, r\u00e9tt svona til a\u00f0 s\u00fdna ofurl\u00edtinn vott af kvenlegum \u00feokka og \u00f6ryggi?<\/p>\n
Snerti varir en sl\u00edt fa\u00f0mlagi\u00f0 um lei\u00f0. Birta: Nokkra m\u00e1nu\u00f0i! Hverskonar meyjarbl\u00f3m heldur hann eiginlega a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9? Sko! \u00de\u00fa ert b\u00fain a\u00f0 tv\u00edst\u00edga \u00ed kringum hann \u00ed heilar tv\u00e6r vikur og n\u00fa er bara n\u00f3g komi\u00f0. N\u00fa skalt \u00fe\u00fa h\u00e6tta \u00feessum taugaveiklunarskj\u00e1lfta og leyfa m\u00e9r a\u00f0 komast a\u00f0. \u00c9g grenja ekki. Anda dj\u00fapt og opna l\u00f3fana. Geri misheppna\u00f0a tilraun til a\u00f0 strj\u00faka handlegg. V\u00f6\u00f0varnir l\u00e1ta ekki a\u00f0 stj\u00f3rn og hnefarnir kreppast aftur utan um peysuna. Hann veit a\u00f0 skj\u00e1lftinn stafar ekki af kulda en engu a\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ur vefur hann teppinu \u00fe\u00e9tt utan um ullarpeysukl\u00e6dda taugahr\u00faguna og \u00fer\u00fdstir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00fear til skj\u00e1lftann l\u00e6gir og andardr\u00e1tturinn h\u00e6ttir a\u00f0 minna \u00e1 f\u00fdsibelg. M\u00e9r er heitt en geri enga tilraun til a\u00f0 fjarl\u00e6gja teppi\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er t\u00e1kn. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Birta: \u00de\u00fa skelfur gungan \u00fe\u00edn. Eva: Viltu l\u00e1ta mig \u00ed fri\u00f0i \u00ed sm\u00e1stund. \u00c9g er a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 … \u00e9g \u00e9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 ekki, tengja e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is. Birta: \u00c9g skal sj\u00e1 um a\u00f0 tengja. \u00c9g ver\u00f0 \u00f6rugglega sneggri a\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
\n-Fyrirgef\u00f0u, \u00e9g er me\u00f0 sinadr\u00e1tt.<\/em>
\nKreppi \u00f6kklann og nudda k\u00e1lfann.
\n-Fjandinn, \u00e9g skil ekki af hverju \u00e9g er svona stressu\u00f0.<\/em>
\nReyndar skil \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0 vel. \u00c9g \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 fyrir honum strax og hann heg\u00f0ar s\u00e9r a.m.k. eins og hann skilji \u00fea\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi or\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir kynfer\u00f0islegum \u00e1f\u00f6llum, \u00e9g er ekki hr\u00e6dd vi\u00f0 hann, ekki feimin, \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki einu sinni \u00f3tti vi\u00f0 n\u00e1nd sem hrj\u00e1ir mig. Bara \u00feessi ofsafengna hr\u00e6\u00f0sla vi\u00f0 sorgina \u00feegar \u00fev\u00ed l\u00fdkur. \u00c6tli \u00feetta s\u00e9 ekki kalla\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera „brennd“. \u00c9g bara tek \u00e1starsorg svo hr\u00e6\u00f0ilega n\u00e6rri m\u00e9r og \u00fea\u00f0 vill svo til a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 b\u00faum \u00ed ver\u00f6ld \u00fear sem lofor\u00f0 um eil\u00edfa trygg\u00f0 eru ekki raunh\u00e6f. Eins og br\u00f3\u00f0ir minn Maf\u00edan sag\u00f0i einu sinni; eina lei\u00f0in til a\u00f0 komast hj\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera s\u00e6r\u00f0ur er a\u00f0 reisa s\u00e9r kofa efst \u00ed Himalajafj\u00f6llum og einangra sig algerlega fr\u00e1 umheiminum. Sinadr\u00e1tturinn er li\u00f0inn hj\u00e1 en \u00e9g er aftur farin a\u00f0 skj\u00e1lfa og tauta bl\u00f3tsyr\u00f0i ofan \u00ed bringuna \u00e1 honum.
\n-\u00deetta er allt \u00ed lagi, segir hann,<\/em> sallar\u00f3legur. M\u00e9r liggur ekkert \u00e1. \u00c9g hef veri\u00f0 kvenmannslaus \u00ed marga m\u00e1nu\u00f0i og \u00e9g get alveg be\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed nokkra m\u00e1nu\u00f0i enn.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nEva: \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 grenja.
\nBirta: \u00de\u00e1 er n\u00fa l\u00edklega best a\u00f0 \u00e9g taki vi\u00f0 stj\u00f3rninni. Slaka\u00f0u \u00e1 hnefunum manneskja, slepptu peysunni hans. Hva\u00f0 ertu a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 gera? Mylja b\u00f3mullina?<\/p>\n
\n-\u00de\u00fa m\u00e1tt vera broth\u00e6tt. \u00c9g vir\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0, <\/em>segir hann.
\nOg \u00e9g reyni ekki a\u00f0 halda \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 beinl\u00ednis afsl\u00f6ppu\u00f0 en p\u00falsinn er allavega kominn ni\u00f0ur fyrir h\u00e6ttum\u00f6rk og einhvernveginn hefur m\u00e9r tekist a\u00f0 opna l\u00f3fana. Set ofurlitla rifu \u00e1 augnlokin, tre\u00f0 tungunni milli tannanna til a\u00f0 \u00fevinga jaxlana \u00ed sundur, \u00e9g held \u00feetta s\u00e9 \u00ed lagi, svei m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1.
\n-Vi\u00f0 skulum pr\u00f3fa aftur,<\/em> hv\u00edsla \u00e9g og \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g l\u00edkist fremur blindum kettlingi a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 spena en konu a\u00f0 kyssa mann, \u00fe\u00e1 er hann n\u00f3gu h\u00e1ttv\u00eds a\u00f0 hafa ekki or\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n