Frumkv\u00f6\u00f0lakonur spila ekki endilega eftir reglunum eins og sanna\u00f0ist \u00ed mor\u00f0g\u00e1tufer\u00f0inni um helgina. L\u00f6gfr\u00e6\u00f0ingurinn var or\u00f0inn fremur r\u00e1\u00f0villtur \u00e1 svip \u00feegar hann sat \u00f3v\u00e6nt uppi me\u00f0 l\u00edk, sem engan veginn passa\u00f0i inn \u00ed s\u00f6gu\u00fer\u00e1\u00f0inn og einn \u00fe\u00e1tttakenda l\u00e1 eins og ormur \u00e1 gulli \u00e1 hlut sem gegndi st\u00f3ru hlutverki \u00ed lausn g\u00e1tunnar. <\/p>\n
Eflaust hef\u00f0i vanur h\u00f3pur spila\u00f0 allt \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi og \u00e9g g\u00e6ti tr\u00faa\u00f0 a\u00f0 stj\u00f3rnandinn hafi oft skemmt s\u00e9r betur. \u00c9g held samt a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 s\u00e9um samm\u00e1la um \u00feetta hafi veri\u00f0 fullkomlega \u00feriggja klukkustunda vir\u00f0i, allavega \u00e1 \u00e9g eftir a\u00f0 lifa \u00e1 \u00feessu \u00ed margar vikur. \u00c9g f\u00e9kk leiklistarver\u00f0launin fyrir frammist\u00f6\u00f0u m\u00edna \u00ed hlutverki su\u00f0ur-amer\u00edsks forngripamangara en Dav\u00ed\u00f0 \u00de\u00f3r haf\u00f0i \u00e1 or\u00f0i eftir kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i aldrei stj\u00f3rna\u00f0 \u00feessum leik me\u00f0 l\u00e9legri bissnissmanni. Jamm. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki a\u00f0 \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ulausu sem \u00e9g held b\u00e6\u00f0i b\u00f3khaldara og b\u00fa\u00f0arsvein.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g hef hugsa\u00f0 d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0 undanfari\u00f0 hversu mikill au\u00f0ur b\u00fai raunverulega \u00ed krafti kvenna. Ekki s\u00e9rlega mikill ef marka m\u00e1 fj\u00e1rhagsst\u00f6\u00f0u hinna kraftmestu kvenna sem \u00e9g hef kynnst. \u00c9g \u00feekki enga konu sem getur kallast vel st\u00e6\u00f0 en hinsvegar marga karla. \u00dea\u00f0 vir\u00f0ist \u00f3sanngjarnt en \u00feegar allt kemur til alls \u00fe\u00e1 reka \u00feessar kraftmiklu konur ekki st\u00f3rar verslanake\u00f0jur, fj\u00e1rfestingarfyrirt\u00e6ki og i\u00f0na\u00f0, heldur kr\u00fattleg kaffih\u00fas og bl\u00f3mab\u00fa\u00f0ir.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00e9g ber sj\u00e1lfa mig saman vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 karla sem \u00e9g hef mest samskipti vi\u00f0, l\u00edtur d\u00e6mi\u00f0 vi\u00f0 fyrstu s\u00fdn \u00fat eins og \u00fea\u00f0 borgi sig illa a\u00f0 vera kona. \u00c9g \u00feekki t.d. atvinnut\u00f3nlistarmann, flugmann, l\u00f6greglu\u00fej\u00f3n, v\u00f6rub\u00edlsstj\u00f3ra, rafeindavirkja, augl\u00fdsingah\u00f6nnu\u00f0 og verslunarstj\u00f3ra. Enginn \u00feessara manna jafnast \u00e1 vi\u00f0 mig hva\u00f0 var\u00f0ar hugmyndaau\u00f0gi, framtakssemi, v\u00ed\u00f0s\u00fdni og \u00e1r\u00e6\u00f0ni. \u00c9g vinn meira en nokkur \u00feessara karla, hef v\u00ed\u00f0t\u00e6kari \u00feekkingu og reynslu og sennilega er \u00e9g greindari en nokkur \u00feeirra l\u00edka. Samt b\u00fdr mun meiri au\u00f0ur \u00ed \u00feeirra krafti en m\u00ednum. Allavega hef \u00e9g miklu l\u00e6gri tekjur. Jafnvel l\u00f6ggugarmurinn hefur h\u00e6rri tekjur en \u00e9g. En \u00fea\u00f0 er merkilegt nokk ekki kynfer\u00f0i mitt sem sl\u00edkt sem skiptir h\u00f6fu\u00f0m\u00e1li, heldur hitt a\u00f0 mig skortir \u00fe\u00e1 h\u00e6fileika sem gera karlmanninn a\u00f0 sterkara kyninu. \u00c9g hef engan s\u00e9rstakan \u00e1huga \u00e1 fj\u00e1rm\u00e1lum, t\u00e6kni, \u00f6ryggism\u00e1lum e\u00f0a raunv\u00edsindum. Mig skortir metna\u00f0 og keppnisskap. \u00c9g er meiri listama\u00f0ur en s\u00f6luma\u00f0ur, meiri dugna\u00f0arforkur en framapotari. Hvort sem m\u00e9r l\u00edkar betur e\u00f0a verr, \u00fe\u00e1 gera \u00feessar sta\u00f0reyndir mig a\u00f0 veikara kyninu og \u00e9g get anna\u00f0 hvort s\u00e6tt mig vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 e\u00f0a afneita\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed, \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g get ekki breytt \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n
\u00c1\u00f0an seldi \u00e9g einhverri konu tarotspil. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fat af fyrir sig \u00e1g\u00e6tt a\u00f0 selja tarotspil \u00fev\u00ed einhvernveginn ver\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 borga leiguna en \u00fea\u00f0 gladdi mig ekki baun. \u00dea\u00f0 gle\u00f0ur mig hinsvegar \u00feegar ma\u00f0urinn sem vill alveg kyssa mig n\u00fana, horfir \u00e1 mig me\u00f0 kankv\u00edslegu brosi og segir furumflumm<\/em>, upp \u00far eins manns hlj\u00f3\u00f0i, bara til a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta mig vita a\u00f0 honum finnist vefb\u00f3kin m\u00edn skemmtileg. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g \u00e6tti Kaup\u00feing me\u00f0 manni og m\u00fas g\u00e6ti m\u00e9r aldrei \u00fe\u00f3tt jafn v\u00e6nt um \u00fea\u00f0 b\u00e1kn eins og litlu, f\u00e1t\u00e6ku Nornab\u00fa\u00f0ina m\u00edna. Og Jafnvel \u00fe\u00f3tt enginn au\u00f0ur b\u00fai \u00ed sk\u00f6punarkrafti m\u00ednum, gle\u00f0ur \u00fea\u00f0 mig alveg ni\u00f0ur \u00ed t\u00e6r a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 skrifa \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e9r s\u00fdnist. En lykillinn a\u00f0 fj\u00e1rhagslegri velgengni er geymdur \u00ed vasa sterkara kynsins, karlmannsins og hvort sem ors\u00f6kin en limleysi mitt e\u00f0a skortur \u00e1 vi\u00f0skipta\u00e1huga, \u00e1 \u00e9g d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 s\u00e6tta mig vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 sta\u00f0reynd a\u00f0 \u00e9g mun l\u00edklega aldrei tileinka m\u00e9r neina f\u00e6rni e\u00f0a \u00feekkingu sem hefur jafn miki\u00f0 prakt\u00edskt gildi og \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 kunna a\u00f0 gera karlmanni til ge\u00f0s. \u00cd \u00fev\u00ed einu liggur vald og au\u00f0ur kvenna. Kraftur okkar skiptir ekki nokkru einasta m\u00e1li.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Frumkv\u00f6\u00f0lakonur spila ekki endilega eftir reglunum eins og sanna\u00f0ist \u00ed mor\u00f0g\u00e1tufer\u00f0inni um helgina. L\u00f6gfr\u00e6\u00f0ingurinn var or\u00f0inn fremur r\u00e1\u00f0villtur \u00e1 svip \u00feegar hann sat \u00f3v\u00e6nt uppi me\u00f0 l\u00edk, sem engan veginn passa\u00f0i inn \u00ed s\u00f6gu\u00fer\u00e1\u00f0inn og einn \u00fe\u00e1tttakenda l\u00e1 eins og … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa