Kampav\u00edn me\u00f0 morgunmatnum, ertu ekki a\u00f0 gr\u00ednast?<\/p>\n
Br\u00f6ns \u00e1 H\u00f3tel S\u00f6gu.
\nGrand.<\/p>\n
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S\u00e9rst\u00f6k upplifun eftir r\u00f3legan morgun \u00e1 n\u00e1ttsloppnum \u00ed arinstofu Pegasusar, yfir sunnudagskrossg\u00e1tunni. Toppa\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00feessari l\u00edka f\u00ednu \u00fej\u00f3nustu. Hva\u00f0 fre\u00f0\u00fdsa myndi ekki \u00fei\u00f0na \u00e1 sta\u00f0num \u00feegar elskhuginn f\u00e6rir henni hl\u00fdtt teppi og e\u00f0alkaffi me\u00f0 \u00f6gn af hnetus\u00edr\u00f3pi. Af tillitssemi vi\u00f0 fem\u00ednistahreyfinguna, vandamenn og hugsanlega afbr\u00fd\u00f0isamar fyrri \u00e1stkonur \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 stilla mig um a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa \u00ed sm\u00e1atri\u00f0um flugeldas\u00fdningunni sem \u00e9g f\u00e9kk \u00e1 undan kaffinu og krossg\u00e1tunni, en h\u00fan var \u00ed b\u00f3kstaflegri merkingu fucking fantastic.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri komin me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 nokkurnveginn \u00e1 hreint hva\u00f0 \u00e9g vildi f\u00e1 \u00fat \u00far \u00e1starsambandi. Listinn er langur og fyrir flesta menn l\u00edklega \u00f3gnvekjandi. \u00c9g geri svona hr\u00e6\u00f0ilegar kr\u00f6fur eins og t.d. a\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn hafi til a\u00f0 bera tilfinningalegt hugrekki. Jamm, \u00fea\u00f0 ERU g\u00f3\u00f0ar \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ur fyrir einl\u00edfi m\u00ednu, en endalaust dekur er n\u00fa samt ekki \u00e1 listanum. \u00c9g hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 s\u00e1tt vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 g\u00f3\u00f0an, gla\u00f0an og vel lyktandi s\u00e1luf\u00e9laga sem veitti m\u00e9r fullvissu um a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri elsku\u00f0. M\u00e9r hefur aldrei dotti\u00f0 \u00ed hug a\u00f0 \u00e9g fengi svona miki\u00f0 kikk \u00fat \u00far \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 manni sem ey\u00f0ir helling af peningum \u00ed mig. Yfirleitt hef \u00e9g s\u00e9\u00f0 um a\u00f0 spl\u00e6sa, enda hinga\u00f0 til veri\u00f0 \u00ed \u00edvi\u00f0 sk\u00e1rri fj\u00e1rhagsst\u00f6\u00f0u en \u00feeir menn sem \u00e9g hef veri\u00f0 me\u00f0, og hef ekki \u00e1tt draum\u00f3ra um d\u00fdr stefnum\u00f3t e\u00f0a neitt svolei\u00f0is s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e9g var 12 \u00e1ra e\u00f0a \u00fear um bil.<\/p>\n
Reyndar sn\u00fdst \u00feetta ekki um \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed hverju dekri\u00f0 er f\u00f3lgi\u00f0 heldur hva\u00f0 er veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed. M\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e6tti \u00feetta \u00f6rl\u00e6ti virkilega \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegt ef \u00e9g h\u00e9ldi a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 setja sig \u00e1 hausinn fyrir \u00fea\u00f0. M\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e6tti \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1byrg\u00f0arlaust og \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki heillandi. \u00c9g hef heldur aldrei geta\u00f0 slappa\u00f0 af gagnvart m\u00f6nnum sem koma me\u00f0 fokd\u00fdrar gjafir eftir a\u00f0 hafa hitt mig einu sinni e\u00f0a tvisvar e\u00f0a rei\u00f0a fram allt \u00fea\u00f0 d\u00fdrasta og flottasta sem m\u00f6gulegt er \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00feeir vita neitt um mig. Svolei\u00f0is flottheit orka einhvernveginn \u00e1 mig eins og t\u00e1lbeita. \u00c9g f\u00e6 \u00e1 tilfinninguna a\u00f0 kavalerinn s\u00e9 me\u00f0 duldar v\u00e6ntingar sem er \u00f3v\u00edst a\u00f0 \u00e9g vilji m\u00e6ta og finn enga vi\u00f0eigandi lei\u00f0 til a\u00f0 \u00feakka fyrir mig. \u00dea\u00f0 er allt \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi \u00feegar karlma\u00f0ur sem er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 t\u00f6luvert meira en kroppinn \u00e1 m\u00e9r heg\u00f0ar s\u00e9r eins og hann s\u00e9 \u00e1stfanginn. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekkert erfitt a\u00f0 \u00feiggja flott spl\u00e6s \u00feegar tilgangurinn er bara s\u00e1 a\u00f0 toppa \u00fea\u00f0 sem er \u00feegar gott.<\/p>\n
Semsagt; h\u00e1klassadekur hefur ekki veri\u00f0 \u00e1 listanum yfir \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g \u00fearf<\/em> a\u00f0 f\u00e1 fr\u00e1 karlmanni. Er ekki \u00e1 listanum og ver\u00f0ur aldrei \u00e1 listanum. En \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00e6 sl\u00edkt, \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 s\u00e6kjast eftir \u00fev\u00ed og veit a\u00f0 hann hefur efni \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed, \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00ed\u00f0ur m\u00e9r eins og \u00e9g s\u00e9 ver\u00f0m\u00e6t sj\u00e1lf og \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00f6rugglega betra en k\u00f3ka\u00edn. \u00c9g \u00fearf<\/em> fa\u00f0ml\u00f6g, \u00e1staror\u00f0 og athygli. \u00c9g \u00fearf ekki br\u00f6ns \u00e1 S\u00f6gu og kampav\u00edn me\u00f0 morgunmatnum. En kann \u00e9g a\u00f0 meta muna\u00f0 \u00feegar hann \u00e1 anna\u00f0bor\u00f0 er \u00ed bo\u00f0i? Fokk j\u00e1!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Kampav\u00edn me\u00f0 morgunmatnum, ertu ekki a\u00f0 gr\u00ednast? Br\u00f6ns \u00e1 H\u00f3tel S\u00f6gu. Grand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[250,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-7-hluti-pegasus","category-oflokkad-allt-efni"],"yoast_head":"\n