Fyrir einu \u00e1ri \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 galdra til m\u00edn fr\u00e1b\u00e6ran mann sem \u00e9g yr\u00f0i b\u00e1lskotin \u00ed. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i galdra\u00f0 til m\u00edn marga \u00e1\u00f0ur, b\u00e6\u00f0i f\u00e1vita og l\u00edka mj\u00f6g g\u00f3\u00f0a og almennilega menn en \u00e9g bara var\u00f0 ekkert skotin \u00ed \u00feeim g\u00f3\u00f0u og \u00fear sem \u00e9g \u00e1 f\u00e1vitaf\u00e6lu ur\u00f0u engin samb\u00f6nd \u00far \u00fereifingum f\u00e1vitanna.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g kasta\u00f0i \u00e1stargaldri og bj\u00f3 m\u00e9r til kort af alv\u00f6ru karlmanni. Setti inn \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 um 20 \u00f3fr\u00e1v\u00edkjanleg skilyr\u00f0i og 230 \u00f3skir til vi\u00f0b\u00f3tar. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu voru v\u00e6ntingar m\u00ednar \u00e1 k\u00f6flum svo n\u00e1l\u00e6gt sk\u00fdjunum a\u00f0 \u00e9g reikna\u00f0i beinl\u00ednis me\u00f0 einhverjum aff\u00f6llum og sumt var ekki mikilv\u00e6gt heldur meira fyrir sj\u00e1lfa mig til a\u00f0 sk\u00fdra myndina. Hann \u00e1tti t.d. a\u00f0 hafa litlar hendur en hef\u00f0i \u00e9g fundi\u00f0 verulega g\u00f3\u00f0an og skemmtilegan mann, hef\u00f0i \u00e9g au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki sett hendur \u00e1 st\u00e6r\u00f0 vi\u00f0 ruslatunnulok fyrir mig.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g s\u00e9 ekki betur en a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 b\u00fain a\u00f0 finna \u00feann sem \u00e9g l\u00fdsti. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu eru sm\u00e1v\u00e6gileg fr\u00e1vik a\u00f0 koma \u00ed lj\u00f3s en \u00feau eru undarlegt nokk \u00ed j\u00e1kv\u00e6\u00f0a \u00e1tt ef eitthva\u00f0 er. \u00deegar \u00e9g skrifa\u00f0i: elskar mig og s\u00fdnir \u00fea\u00f0<\/em>; s\u00e1 \u00e9g t.d. fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 hann by\u00f0i m\u00e9r kannski \u00fat a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a, h\u00e9ldi \u00ed h\u00f6ndina \u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00e1 almannaf\u00e6ri og hv\u00edsla\u00f0i a\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00e1staror\u00f0um af og til. \u00dea\u00f0 hvarfla\u00f0i hins vegar ekki a\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 hann myndi byrja daginn \u00e1 yfirl\u00fdsingum um hva\u00f0 s\u00e9 notalegt a\u00f0 k\u00fara hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r (\u00e9g er ekkert girnilegri n\u00fdv\u00f6knu\u00f0 en gengur og gerist) og va\u00f0a svo \u00fat til a\u00f0 s\u00f3pa snj\u00f3inn af b\u00edlnum m\u00ednum. \u00c9g h\u00e9lt \u00ed alv\u00f6ru a\u00f0 sl\u00edkir menn v\u00e6ru bara til \u00ed \u00e6vint\u00fdrum. Satt a\u00f0 segja snertir \u00fea\u00f0 mig d\u00fdpra a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00f3umbe\u00f0na \u00fej\u00f3nustu me\u00f0 geislandi brosi og elskulegheitum en r\u00f3mant\u00edskt kv\u00f6ld \u00e1 veitingah\u00fasi en \u00e9g hef svo sannarlega fengi\u00f0 \u00feau l\u00edka! (J\u00e1 og bara til \u00f6ryggis P. taktu \u00feessu ekki sem hinti um a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa eigir a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta \u00fev\u00ed.)<\/p>\n M\u00e1li\u00f0 er a\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g skrifa\u00f0i kemur fram vi\u00f0 mig eins og drottningu<\/em>, vissi \u00e9g ekki almennilega hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fdddi. \u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fana. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Fyrir einu \u00e1ri \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 galdra til m\u00edn fr\u00e1b\u00e6ran mann sem \u00e9g yr\u00f0i b\u00e1lskotin \u00ed. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i galdra\u00f0 til m\u00edn marga \u00e1\u00f0ur, b\u00e6\u00f0i f\u00e1vita og l\u00edka mj\u00f6g g\u00f3\u00f0a og almennilega menn en \u00e9g bara var\u00f0 ekkert skotin \u00ed \u00feeim … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
\nHvernig segir ma\u00f0ur violently happy \u00e1 almennilegri \u00edslensku?<\/p>\n