{"id":4276,"date":"2008-03-18T11:48:11","date_gmt":"2008-03-18T11:48:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=4276"},"modified":"2017-09-08T12:04:04","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T12:04:04","slug":"ja-og-fyrst-eg-er-komin-a-flug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2008\/03\/18\/ja-og-fyrst-eg-er-komin-a-flug\/","title":{"rendered":"J\u00e1 og fyrst \u00e9g er komin \u00e1 flug &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>H\u00e9r me\u00f0 tilkynnist: s\u00fakkula\u00f0i er ekki fitandi.<br \/>\nEkki heldur brau\u00f0, rj\u00f3mi, smj\u00f6r e\u00f0a kart\u00f6flur.<br \/>\n\u00c9g bor\u00f0a \u00feetta allt saman svo ef eitthva\u00f0 af \u00feessu v\u00e6ri fitandi \u00ed sj\u00e1lfu s\u00e9r, \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ri \u00e9g or\u00f0in 200 kg.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>J\u00faj\u00fa, f\u00f3lk GETUR vissulega fitna\u00f0 af \u00feessum f\u00e6\u00f0utegundum. \u00dea\u00f0 er flj\u00f3tlegra a\u00f0 fitna af s\u00fakkula\u00f0i en k\u00e1li. En ma\u00f0ur \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 sleppa \u00f6llu sem er gott \u00ed heiminum til a\u00f0 komast hj\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a eins og f\u00edll. F\u00f3lk hefur horft \u00e1 mig bor\u00f0a kleinu e\u00f0a s\u00fakkula\u00f0i og kommenta\u00f0 \u00ed \u00f6fundart\u00f3n \u00e1 \u00f3venjulega heppni m\u00edna. \u00c9g l\u00e6t nefnilega sjaldan neitt \u00e1 m\u00f3ti m\u00e9r \u00feegar matur og s\u00e6tindi eru annars vegar.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 sem \u00feetta \u00f3heppna f\u00f3lk vir\u00f0ist hins vegar aldrei hafa teki\u00f0 eftir er a\u00f0 \u00e9g bor\u00f0a EINA kleinu e\u00f0a TVO s\u00fakkula\u00f0imola. \u00c9g \u00e1tta\u00f0i mig nefnilega \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed fyrir margt l\u00f6ngu a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt s\u00fakkula\u00f0i s\u00e9 hollt fyrir s\u00e1lina, gerir \u00fea\u00f0 mann n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega jafn hamingjusaman a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a einn konfektmola og a\u00f0 g\u00falla \u00ed sig 80 gramma s\u00e6lg\u00e6tishlunk sem inniheldur um 400 hitaeiningar. \u00d3heppna f\u00f3lki\u00f0 sem fitnar af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a eitt snickers\u00a0<strong>eftir<\/strong>\u00a0a\u00f0 hafa bor\u00f0a\u00f0 franskar me\u00f0 kokteils\u00f3su h\u00e1degismat, \u00f6fundar mig af \u00f3venjulegri brennslu minni! \u00dea\u00f0 hefur l\u00edklega ekkert teki\u00f0 eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g bor\u00f0a heila skyndibitam\u00e1lt\u00ed\u00f0 \u00ed h\u00e1deginu, \u00fe\u00e1 bor\u00f0a \u00e9g ekkert meira \u00feann daginn. Enda hefur heilbrigt f\u00f3lk ekkert lyst \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a of miki\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g er gr\u00f6nn \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a hva\u00f0 sem er, vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00ed 25 \u00e1r hefur uppista\u00f0an \u00ed f\u00e6\u00f0i m\u00ednu veri\u00f0 cheerios og gr\u00e6nmeti. \u00c9g er \u00fe\u00f3 mj\u00f6g langt fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera heilsufr\u00edk. \u00c9g tel hvorki pr\u00f3tein n\u00e9 hitaeiningar og \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g bor\u00f0i bl\u00f3mk\u00e1l og gulr\u00e6tur mj\u00f6g oft, \u00fe\u00e1 bor\u00f0a \u00e9g l\u00edka sykur og rj\u00f3ma. Bara ekki eins miki\u00f0 og af bl\u00f3mk\u00e1linu. \u00d3heppna f\u00f3lki\u00f0 hefur heldur ekki teki\u00f0 eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ef \u00e9g kaupi m\u00e9r snickers, \u00fe\u00e1 sker \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed bita og er marga daga a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00fea\u00f0, e\u00f0a ef \u00e9g er \u00ed vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0slegu sukkstu\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 bor\u00f0a \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed sta\u00f0inn fyrir mat, ekki til vi\u00f0b\u00f3tar. Nema \u00e1 st\u00f3rh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0um, \u00fe\u00e1 bor\u00f0a \u00e9g b\u00e6\u00f0i mat og nammi og hef svo litla lyst \u00e1 \u00f3ge\u00f0i \u00ed nokkra daga \u00e1 eftir.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g er almennt skept\u00edsk gagnvart h\u00f3m\u00f3pat\u00edu en spekin\u00a0<em>minna er meira<\/em>, \u00e1 svo sannarlega vi\u00f0 \u00feegar hitaeiningar\u00edk f\u00e6\u00f0a er annarsvegar. \u00dea\u00f0 er beinl\u00ednis hollt a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a eina kleinu e\u00f0a eina karamellu st\u00f6ku sinnum, hafa rj\u00f3mas\u00f3su og pasta me\u00f0 bl\u00f3mk\u00e1linu einu sinni \u00ed viku og drekka h\u00e1lft v\u00ednglas me\u00f0 steikinni af og til. \u00dea\u00f0 gerir mann gla\u00f0an. \u00dea\u00f0 er hinsvegar \u00f3hollt a\u00f0 heg\u00f0a s\u00e9r eins og s\u00e6lg\u00e6ti s\u00e9 matur og \u00fea\u00f0 gerir mann ekki gla\u00f0an.<\/p>\n<p>Trixi\u00f0 mitt er semsagt ekki nein geimv\u00edsindi. Bara \u00feetta r\u00f6kr\u00e9tta a\u00f0 innbyr\u00f0a ekki meira en ma\u00f0ur brennir. \u00c9ttu \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00fe\u00e9r s\u00fdnist. Bara ekki mj\u00f6g miki\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed nema tvisvar til \u00ferisvar \u00e1 \u00e1ri. Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum einmitt j\u00f3l og p\u00e1ska til \u00feess. \u00deetta trix dugar hverjum \u00feeim sem er s\u00e1ttur vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera eins og feitu kjeddlingarnar hj\u00e1 Dove en l\u00edklega ekki til a\u00f0 standast n\u00fat\u00edma hugmyndir um \u00e6skilegt holdafar.<\/p>\n<p>Er ekki annars eitthva\u00f0 st\u00f3rkostlega athugavert vi\u00f0 ver\u00f6ld sem annarsvegar reynir a\u00f0 telja f\u00f3lki tr\u00fa um a\u00f0 kj\u00f6r\u00feyngd s\u00e9 \u00f3ge\u00f0sleg og sykur s\u00e9 h\u00e6ttulegur og l\u00e6tur \u00fea\u00f0 samt sem \u00e1\u00f0ur vi\u00f0gangast a\u00f0 s\u00e6tindi s\u00e9u seld \u00ed m\u00e1lt\u00ed\u00f0ask\u00f6mmtum og a\u00f0 matv\u00f6rub\u00fa\u00f0ir hafi meira frambo\u00f0 af s\u00e6lg\u00e6ti og snakki en af mat? \u00c9g veit svei m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 ekki hvort m\u00e9r finnst sj\u00faklegra.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>H\u00e9r me\u00f0 tilkynnist: s\u00fakkula\u00f0i er ekki fitandi. 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