{"id":4247,"date":"2008-03-25T12:09:10","date_gmt":"2008-03-25T12:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=4247"},"modified":"2017-09-08T15:54:12","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T15:54:12","slug":"lausar-skrufur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2008\/03\/25\/lausar-skrufur\/","title":{"rendered":"Lausar skr\u00fafur"},"content":{"rendered":"

-Get \u00e9g a\u00f0sto\u00f0a\u00f0,<\/em>\u00a0spur\u00f0i afgrei\u00f0sluma\u00f0urinn, \u00fear sem \u00e9g st\u00f3\u00f0 vi\u00f0 skr\u00fafurekkann \u00ed Byko og reyndi (greinilega me\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0um \u00e1rangri) a\u00f0 l\u00edta \u00fat eins og bjargarlaus kona.
\n-Mig vantar svona skr\u00fafur me\u00f0 hv\u00f6ssum enda, eins og t.d. \u00feessar, en \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fearf l\u00edka a\u00f0 vera r\u00f3 e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is til a\u00f0 halda \u00e1 m\u00f3ti,<\/em>\u00a0sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.<\/p>\n


\n-\u00deig vantar bolta,<\/em>\u00a0\u00faskur\u00f0a\u00f0i afgrei\u00f0sluma\u00f0urinn af karlmannlegu \u00f6ryggi (kannski var hann n\u00fdb\u00fainn a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra muninn \u00e1 skr\u00fafu og bolta) ste\u00f0ja\u00f0i a\u00f0 n\u00e6sta rekka og s\u00f3tti \u00f3sk\u00f6p venjulegan bolta me\u00f0 sl\u00e9ttum enda.
\n-Hva\u00f0a hluta af ‘hv\u00f6ssum enda’ skildir \u00fe\u00fa ekki g\u00e6skur,<\/em>\u00a0urra\u00f0i Birtan \u00ed m\u00e9r, en \u00fear sem \u00e9g er kurteis kona og hvers manns huglj\u00fafi, l\u00e9t \u00e9g hana ekki komast a\u00f0, heldur sag\u00f0i me\u00f0 votti af kvenlegu bjargarleysi;\u00a0J\u00e1, einmitt svona, nema me\u00f0 hv\u00f6ssum enda.<\/em>
\n-Viltu \u00fe\u00e1 ekki bara tr\u00e9skr\u00fafu?<\/em>\u00a0spur\u00f0i hann og r\u00e9tti m\u00e9r aftur s\u00f6mu skr\u00fafu og \u00e9g haf\u00f0i haldi\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00e1\u00f0ur.
\n-\u00c9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 festa hana. \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 festa botngrind \u00ed r\u00fam me\u00f0 \u00feunnri m\u00e1lmbr\u00edk og \u00fea\u00f0 hefur ekkert upp \u00e1 sig a\u00f0 skr\u00fafa \u00ed gegnum sp\u00fdtuna ef skr\u00fafan dinglar svo bara laus. Eru ekki til r\u00e6r til a\u00f0 festa tr\u00e9sk\u00fafur?
\n-Nei, \u00fea\u00f0 er aldrei gert \u00feannig,<\/em>\u00a0sag\u00f0i afgrei\u00f0sluma\u00f0urinn og horf\u00f0i \u00e1 mig eins og \u00e9g v\u00e6ri erkitypan af f\u00e1vita.
\n-Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki gert \u00feannig ef engin verkf\u00e6ri eru til sem gera \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00f6gulegt grasasninn \u00feinn,<\/em>\u00a0sag\u00f0i Birta en \u00e9g brosti bara, \u00fe\u00f3 \u00f6llu st\u00edfar er \u00e1\u00f0ur.
\n-\u00de\u00fa \u00e1tt semsagt engar hvassar skr\u00fafur me\u00f0 r\u00f3m e\u00f0a e\u00f0a \u00f6\u00f0rum festingum?
\n-Nei \u00fe\u00e6r eru allavega ekki til h\u00e9r. Kannski getur\u00f0u fengi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r \u00ed einhverri s\u00e9rverslun,<\/em>sag\u00f0i hann.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g leit \u00ed kringum mig. Haf\u00f0i einmitt haldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri st\u00f6dd \u00ed s\u00e9rverslun. Spur\u00f0i hann ekki frekar \u00fat \u00ed hva\u00f0 hann \u00e6tti vi\u00f0 me\u00f0 s\u00e9rverslun en f\u00f3r heim og nota\u00f0i handafli\u00f0 til a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00e6la bolta \u00ed gegnum gat sem er gert fyrir oddhvassa tr\u00e9skr\u00fafu. Fannst \u00fea\u00f0 hlyti a\u00f0 vera minna vesen en a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a m\u00e9r \u00fati um borv\u00e9l. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 reyndust g\u00f6tin \u00e1 hinni hli\u00f0inni vera \u00feannig sta\u00f0sett a\u00f0 \u00feau passa ekki vi\u00f0 g\u00f6tin \u00e1 m\u00e1lmbr\u00edkinni, sem \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00fearf eftir sem \u00e1\u00f0ur a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a m\u00e9r \u00fati um borv\u00e9l og standa \u00ed einhverju helv\u00edtis veseni. Ekki veit \u00e9g hva\u00f0a gvu\u00f0 \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 ekkert sem snerti hversdagslegustu sm\u00e1vi\u00f0vik \u00fear sem skr\u00fafur koma vi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu, m\u00e6tti undir nokkrum kringumst\u00e6\u00f0um vera einfalt og au\u00f0velt en v\u00edst er a\u00f0 s\u00e1 gvu\u00f0 er voldugri en g\u00f3\u00f0u h\u00f3fi gegnir.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g veit au\u00f0vita\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g er spes. \u00c9g geri m\u00e9r alveg grein fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e6 mj\u00f6g flippa\u00f0ar hugmyndir. \u00c9g vissi samt ekki a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri fyrsta manneskjan \u00ed veraldars\u00f6gunni sem l\u00e9ti s\u00e9r detta \u00ed hug a\u00f0 setja tr\u00e9skr\u00fafu \u00ed \u00fear til gert gat og festa hana, eins og h\u00fan v\u00e6ri m\u00e1lmbolti. H\u00e9r er sums\u00e9 hugmynd sem uppfinningam\u00f6nnum heimsins er velkomi\u00f0 a\u00f0 n\u00fdta s\u00e9r. Trix til a\u00f0 festa lausar tr\u00faskr\u00fafur. Ef \u00feeir sj\u00e1 ekki fyrir s\u00e9r a\u00f0 uppfinningin muni seljast grimmt, er \u00feeim velkomi\u00f0 a\u00f0 heims\u00e6kja mig og gera \u00fearfagreiningu \u00e1 r\u00faminu m\u00ednu.<\/p>\n

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