Vinkona m\u00edn er \u00ed \u00feeirri \u00f3skemmtilegu a\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 vera ofs\u00f3tt af ra\u00f0b\u00f6ggara. \u00c9g er ekki a\u00f0 tala um \u00feessa hef\u00f0bundnu ger\u00f0 af f\u00e1vita sem gleymir afm\u00e6lum, segist \u00e6tla a\u00f0 hringja en gerir \u00fea\u00f0 svo ekki e\u00f0a l\u00e6tur sig hverfa vikum saman og sk\u00fdtur svo upp kollinum til a\u00f0 rugla \u00ed henni \u00feegar hann vantar athygli. \u00c9g er l\u00f6ngu b\u00fain a\u00f0 finna r\u00e1\u00f0 gegn sl\u00edkum k\u00f3num.<\/p>\n
Nei h\u00e9r er um a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a anna\u00f0 m\u00e1l og verra, \u00fe.e.a.s. hreinr\u00e6kta\u00f0 sk\u00edtsei\u00f0i. \u00deessa t\u00fdpu sem hrellir \u00feolandann me\u00f0 st\u00f6\u00f0ugum takka\u00fdtingum, eltir hana, sendir andstyggileg sms (nafnlaus), sendir inn komment \u00e1 bloggs\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00ed hennar nafni og \u00fdmislegt anna\u00f0 sem veldur hverri s\u00f3mak\u00e6rri manneskju velgju og vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0i. Vi\u00f0komandi er auglj\u00f3slega tilfinningalegur f\u00e1viti en vitsmunir hans duga honum \u00fe\u00f3 til a\u00f0 vita n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega hversu langt hann getur gengi\u00f0 \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 k\u00e6ra standist fyrir d\u00f3mi. \u00dea\u00f0 er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 grundvallarmunur \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00f3ska einhverjum dau\u00f0a e\u00f0a h\u00f3ta l\u00edfl\u00e1ti, \u00fea\u00f0 seinna er \u00f3l\u00f6glegt, hi\u00f0 fyrra eing\u00f6ngu til \u00feess falli\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e6ra, ekki bara \u00f3st\u00f6\u00f0ugan heldur st\u00f6\u00f0ugan l\u00edka.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g hef aldrei or\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir ofs\u00f3knum af \u00feessu tagi sj\u00e1lf en \u00e9g veit n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega hva\u00f0 \u00e9g myndi gera \u00ed \u00feessari st\u00f6\u00f0u. \u00c9g myndi setja k\u00e6rastann minn \u00ed m\u00e1li\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 strax. Ef enginn k\u00e6rasti v\u00e6ri til sta\u00f0ar myndi \u00e9g leita til vinar og \u00ed versta falli myndi \u00e9g l\u00e1ta pabba minn e\u00f0a syni um f\u00e1vitann, allt frekar en a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta hann komast upp me\u00f0 a\u00f0 angra mig.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 hlj\u00f3mar kannsi ekkert s\u00e9rlega t\u00f6ff a\u00f0 kalla \u00e1 heimavarnarli\u00f0i\u00f0 en greindir f\u00e1vitar sem heg\u00f0a s\u00e9r \u00e1 \u00feennan h\u00e1tt, h\u00e6tta ekkert \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00feeir s\u00e9u hundsa\u00f0ir og \u00fea\u00f0 eru l\u00edka takm\u00f6rk fyrir \u00fev\u00ed hverskonar framkomu er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 hundsa. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00f3\u00fearfi a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir beinum h\u00f3tunum e\u00f0a \u00e1r\u00e1s. \u00deegar f\u00e1viti leggur mann \u00ed einelti er r\u00e9tt og gott a\u00f0 gr\u00edpa til \u00feeirrar ger\u00f0ar af f\u00e1vitaf\u00e6lu sem h\u00e6fir tilefninu best. Verndargaldur gegn hinum almenna f\u00e1vita f\u00e6st \u00ed Nornab\u00fa\u00f0inni. Ef f\u00e1vitinn br\u00fdst inn hj\u00e1 manni e\u00f0a beitir l\u00edkamlegu ofbeldi m\u00e1 nota \u00feessa tegund\u00a0f\u00e1vitaf\u00e6lu<\/a>\u00a0(myndin er \u00ed bo\u00f0i\u00a0\u00d6nnu<\/a>. Besta f\u00e1vitaf\u00e6lan gegn andlegum terroristum sem engin l\u00f6g n\u00e1 yfir er karlma\u00f0ur me\u00f0 bein \u00ed nefinu. Ekki endilega af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 karlmenn hafi neitt sterkara bein \u00ed nefinu en konur, heldur vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00e1vitar eru (l\u00edkt og l\u00f6ggur) \u00edvi\u00f0 hr\u00e6ddari vi\u00f0 karlmenn.<\/p>\n Bendir \u00fea\u00f0 til veikleika a\u00f0 \u00feiggja hj\u00e1lp? J\u00e1j\u00e1, \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega og hva\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0? V\u00e6ri ma\u00f0ur eitthva\u00f0 \u00f3merkilegri manneskja vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 leita verndar en a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta einhvern drullusokk komast upp me\u00f0 a\u00f0 brj\u00f3ta sig ni\u00f0ur? M\u00e9r finnst \u00e9g vera sterk og sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0 kona og \u00e9g held a\u00f0 flestir sj\u00e1i mig \u00feannig en \u00fea\u00f0 er samt ekki s\u00e9ns \u00ed helv\u00edti a\u00f0 \u00e9g myndi standa \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed m\u00e1nu\u00f0um e\u00f0a \u00e1rum saman a\u00f0 losa mig vi\u00f0 sk\u00edth\u00e6l sem k\u00e6rasti e\u00f0a vinur g\u00e6ti gert \u00f3virkan me\u00f0 einu s\u00edmtali e\u00f0a \u00ed versta falli teki\u00f0 og rassskellt. Fyrst \u00e9g get \u00feegi\u00f0 a\u00f0sto\u00f0 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 draga b\u00edlinn minn \u00fat \u00far snj\u00f3skafli e\u00f0a bera h\u00fasg\u00f6gn, hl\u00fdt \u00e9g alveg eins a\u00f0 geta kyngt stoltinu ef einhver annar er m\u00e9r f\u00e6rari um a\u00f0 f\u00e6la burt f\u00e1vita. Kannski v\u00e6ri \u00fea\u00f0 merki um sj\u00e1lfsbjargarleysi en \u00e9g met hamingju m\u00edna \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir allt meira en sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0i mitt. \u00deegar allt kemur til alls fara valdamestu menn veraldar ekki \u00fat \u00far h\u00fasi nema \u00ed fylgd l\u00edfvar\u00f0a og \u00e9g held ekki a\u00f0 \u00feeir nj\u00f3ti neitt minni vir\u00f0ingar fyrir \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n Vinkona m\u00edn er \u00ed \u00feeirri \u00f3skemmtilegu a\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 vera ofs\u00f3tt af ra\u00f0b\u00f6ggara. \u00c9g er ekki a\u00f0 tala um \u00feessa hef\u00f0bundnu ger\u00f0 af f\u00e1vita sem gleymir afm\u00e6lum, segist \u00e6tla a\u00f0 hringja en gerir \u00fea\u00f0 svo ekki e\u00f0a l\u00e6tur sig hverfa vikum … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
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