M\u00e9r var\u00f0 frekar \u00f3glatt \u00ed morgun \u00feegar \u00e9g heyr\u00f0i unga konu l\u00fdsa sinni eigin hyperfrekjulegu framkomu gagnvart einhverri ritaraafm\u00e1n \u00e1 l\u00e6knastofu me\u00f0 or\u00f0brag\u00f0i sem ekki er hafandi eftir. Manneskja me\u00f0 snefil af sj\u00e1lfsvir\u00f0ingu hef\u00f0i be\u00f0ist afs\u00f6kunar \u00e1 d\u00f3naskapnum og dau\u00f0skammast s\u00edn fyrir upphlaupi\u00f0 en \u00feessi unga kona \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i fyrir vinkonu sinni me\u00f0 greinilegu stolti a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri „n\u00e1tt\u00farulega svo skapst\u00f3r“.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er \u00f3tr\u00falega algengt a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk haldi a\u00f0 miki\u00f0 skap gefi \u00fev\u00ed r\u00e9tt til a\u00f0 heg\u00f0a s\u00e9r eins og f\u00e1vitar. M\u00e9r finnst n\u00fa reyndar a\u00f0 \u00feegar fullor\u00f0i\u00f0 f\u00f3lk missir hva\u00f0 eftir anna\u00f0 stj\u00f3rn \u00e1 skapi s\u00ednu s\u00e9 r\u00e9ttara a\u00f0 tala um ge\u00f0illsku og agaleysi en miki\u00f0 skap. Nema \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00feetta tvennt fari saman en sem betur fer er \u00fea\u00f0 ekkert mj\u00f6g algengt. \u00c9g efast um a\u00f0 s\u00e9 beint samband milli \u00e1str\u00ed\u00f0ufullrar skapger\u00f0ar og stj\u00f3rnleysis. \u00c9g \u00feekki allavega b\u00e6\u00f0i d\u00e6mi um skapst\u00f3rt f\u00f3lk sem missir sjaldan stj\u00f3rn \u00e1 s\u00e9r og einnig um f\u00f3lk sem r\u00e6\u00f0ur ekki vi\u00f0 sitt vonda skap enda \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00ed raun mj\u00f6g skapl\u00edti\u00f0. Vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0 vi\u00f0 ergjandi a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0um segja nefnilega alveg jafn miki\u00f0 um sj\u00e1lfsaga og skaper\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Setjum sem svo \u00e1 \u00ed fj\u00f6lb\u00fdlish\u00fasi nokkru b\u00fai f\u00e1viti. \u00deessi t\u00fdpa sem er \u00e1 allan h\u00e1tt \u00f3\u00feolandi \u00ed samb\u00fa\u00f0. Hann reykir \u00ed anddyrinu og hendir s\u00edgarettustubbununum \u00e1 st\u00e9ttina fyrir framan \u00fatidyrnar. Hann st\u00edflar sorprennuna. Hann heldur h\u00e1v\u00e6r part\u00fd fram \u00e1 n\u00f3tt a\u00f0ra hverja helgi, skilur \u00f3n\u00fdtan stofusk\u00e1p eftir \u00ed stigagangnum \u00ed margar vikur og hreytir \u00f3notum \u00ed b\u00f6rn n\u00e1grannanna af litlu e\u00f0a engu tilefni.<\/p>\n
N\u00e1granni sem er enginn s\u00e9rstakur skapma\u00f0ur og l\u00edtur \u00e1 sj\u00e1fsaga sem h\u00e6fileikann til a\u00f0 komast hj\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 tro\u00f0a illsakir vi\u00f0 neinn, lei\u00f0ir \u00feessa framkomu hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r \u00ed lengstu l\u00f6g. Hann hugsar sem svo a\u00f0 f\u00e1vitinn s\u00e9 bara svona og a\u00f0 hann \u00e6tli ekki taka \u00fea\u00f0 inn \u00e1 sig. \u00deegar hann er farinn a\u00f0 skammast s\u00edn fyrir a\u00f0komuna a\u00f0 h\u00fasinu, n\u00e6r hann s\u00e9r \u00ed k\u00fast og s\u00f3par upp s\u00edgarettustubbunum og losar sorprennuna. Hann bi\u00f0ur b\u00f6rnin s\u00edn a\u00f0 vera sem minnst fyrir f\u00e1vitanum og kaupir eyrnatappa handa fj\u00f6lskyldunni til a\u00f0 tryggja n\u00e6tursvefn um helgar. \u00deegar hann er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 lenda \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed einu sinni a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 f\u00e6ra sk\u00e1pbraki\u00f0 \u00far gangveginum til a\u00f0 grei\u00f0a lei\u00f0 sj\u00fakraflutningamanna, \u00fe\u00e1 b\u00fd\u00f0st hann til \u00feess a\u00f0 fara sj\u00e1lfur me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed Sorpu. \u00deegar hann h\u00e6ttir a\u00f0 \u00feola \u00e1standi\u00f0 flytur hann \u00far h\u00fasinu.<\/p>\n
N\u00e1granni sem hefur l\u00edti\u00f0 skap sem hann hefur litla stj\u00f3rn \u00e1, tekur ge\u00f0illsku s\u00edna \u00fat \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum \u00edb\u00faum. Hann stoppar hvern einasta kjaft \u00ed stigaganginum, l\u00edka gesti, og tu\u00f0ar yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feurfi n\u00fa eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 gera \u00ed \u00feessu. Hann segir ekkert hreint \u00fat vi\u00f0 f\u00e1vitann sj\u00e1lfan (\u00fev\u00ed hann hefur bara ekki n\u00f3gu miki\u00f0 skap til a\u00f0 svara fyrir sig) en \u00fdjar kannski f\u00ednlega a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 hreinsa l\u00f3\u00f0ina. Hann segir kannski;\u00a0hvur \u00e6tli eigi \u00feennan sk\u00e1p h\u00e9rna \u00ed ganginum?<\/em>\u00a0me\u00f0 vandl\u00e6tingarsvip enda \u00fe\u00f3tt hann viti fullvel hver \u00e1 hann. Hann argar \u00e1 b\u00f6rn f\u00e1vitans \u00feegar f\u00e1vitinn hefur arga\u00f0 \u00e1 b\u00f6rnin hans. Hann hringir \u00e1 l\u00f6gguna \u00ed hvert sinn sem hann grunar a\u00f0 part\u00fd s\u00e9 a\u00f0 hefjast. \u00c1 h\u00fasfundi, sem f\u00e1vitinn m\u00e6tir vitanlega ekki \u00e1, tekur hann m\u00e1li\u00f0 upp og n\u00f6ldrar um \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed 90 m\u00edn\u00fatur. L\u00fdsir hverju sm\u00e1atviki s\u00e9rstaklega og finnst a\u00f0 einhver \u00feurfi a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 en hefur vitanlega enga lausn. Upp\u00e1haldsfrasinn hans er;\u00a0sko \u00fea\u00f0 kemur a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g segi eitthva\u00f0<\/em>. Hann hefur f\u00e1vitann l\u00edka gruna\u00f0an um \u00fdmsa hluti sem koma honum ekki rassgat vi\u00f0, svosem lausl\u00e6ti, fj\u00e1rhags\u00f3rei\u00f0u og \u00e6ttartengsl vi\u00f0 einhvern \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0\u00feekktan \u00f3d\u00e1m, og \u00feetta tekur hann allt saman upp \u00e1 h\u00fasfundinum l\u00edka. \u00deegar f\u00e1vitinn flytur \u00far h\u00fasinu, finnur hann s\u00e9r eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 til a\u00f0 arm\u00e6\u00f0ast yfir og ef hann flytur sj\u00e1lfur eignast hann undantekningarlaust sl\u00e6ma n\u00e1granna.<\/p>\n N\u00e1granni me\u00f0 miki\u00f0 skap og l\u00edtinn sj\u00e1lfsaga heg\u00f0ar s\u00e9r mj\u00f6g \u00ed st\u00edl vi\u00f0 f\u00e1vitann sj\u00e1lfan. Hann hellir s\u00e9r yfir hann \u00ed stigaganginum me\u00f0 ruddalegu or\u00f0brag\u00f0i, \u00ed \u00e1heyrn barna \u00feeirra beggja, sendir honum fingurinn og sparkar \u00ed stofusk\u00e1pinn. Svo fer hann heim og segir konunni sinni hva\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 mikill skapma\u00f0ur og hva\u00f0 hann hafi n\u00fa teki\u00f0 f\u00e1vitann hressilega \u00ed nefi\u00f0. Tveimur d\u00f6gum s\u00ed\u00f0ar tekur hann svo anna\u00f0 kast enda skila\u00f0i fyrra kasti\u00f0 engum \u00e1rangri. \u00dea\u00f0 breytir \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00f3 ekki a\u00f0 hann er g\u00edfurlega \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur me\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfan sig. Hann er nefnilega svo skapst\u00f3r og l\u00e6tur engan va\u00f0a yfir sig. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu er sorprennan st\u00edflu\u00f0 eina fer\u00f0ina enn og stofusk\u00e1purinn enn \u00ed gangveginum en f\u00e1vitinn er allavega me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 hreinu hva\u00f0 honum finnst. \u00deessu getur hann haldi\u00f0 \u00e1fram \u00ed marga m\u00e1nu\u00f0i og ef f\u00e1vitinn flytur \u00far h\u00fasinu, finnur hann s\u00e9r einhvern annan f\u00e1vita til a\u00f0 ala upp af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann er svo skapst\u00f3r, sj\u00e1\u00f0u.<\/p>\n N\u00e1granni sem er skapst\u00f3r en hefur \u00feokkalega stj\u00f3rn \u00e1 s\u00e9r l\u00e6tur f\u00e1vitann l\u00edka vita hva\u00f0 honum finnst en hann gerir \u00fea\u00f0 ekki me\u00f0 h\u00e1va\u00f0a. Hann kvartar einu sinni \u00ed mestu vinsemd. \u00cd anna\u00f0 sinn l\u00fdsir hann yfir gremju sinni og \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 dugar ekki til, b\u00ed\u00f0ur hann fram \u00e1 laugardagskv\u00f6ld. \u00de\u00e1 fer hann \u00fat og t\u00ednir upp s\u00edgarettustubbana og setur \u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed p\u00f3stkassa f\u00e1vitans. Svo losar hann sorprennuna, tre\u00f0ur pokunum \u00ed stofusk\u00e1pinn og \u00fdtir honum svo beint \u00ed veg fyrir dyrnar a\u00f0 \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0 f\u00e1vitans (sem er full af part\u00fdgestum). Hann sn\u00fdr sk\u00e1phur\u00f0unum a\u00f0 dyrunum svo sorppokarnir velti \u00f6rugglega inn um lei\u00f0 og einhver opnar. Daginn eftir kennir hann b\u00f6rnunum s\u00ednum a\u00f0 svara fyrir sig. Svo heldur hann \u00e1fram a\u00f0 senda f\u00e1vitanum sk\u00fdr skilabo\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0 hverskonar heg\u00f0un hann muni ekki umbera, \u00fear til hann anna\u00f0 hvort l\u00e6rir a\u00f0 heg\u00f0a s\u00e9r e\u00f0a flytur eitthvert anna\u00f0.<\/p>\n Og ef vel si\u00f0u\u00f0um skapmanni ver\u00f0ur \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 ganga of langt, \u00fe\u00e1 heldur hann haus me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vi\u00f0urkenna \u00fea\u00f0 og bi\u00f0jast afs\u00f6kunar en ekki me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 r\u00e9ttl\u00e6ta \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0 skapst\u00e6r\u00f0 sinni. Honum finnst nefnilega enginn s\u00e9rstakur st\u00edll yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hafa miki\u00f0 skap ef \u00fev\u00ed fylgir ekki \u00feokkalegur sj\u00e1lfsagi.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" M\u00e9r var\u00f0 frekar \u00f3glatt \u00ed morgun \u00feegar \u00e9g heyr\u00f0i unga konu l\u00fdsa sinni eigin hyperfrekjulegu framkomu gagnvart einhverri ritaraafm\u00e1n \u00e1 l\u00e6knastofu me\u00f0 or\u00f0brag\u00f0i sem ekki er hafandi eftir. Manneskja me\u00f0 snefil af sj\u00e1lfsvir\u00f0ingu hef\u00f0i be\u00f0ist afs\u00f6kunar \u00e1 d\u00f3naskapnum og dau\u00f0skammast … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa