{"id":3723,"date":"2008-06-04T00:05:57","date_gmt":"2008-06-04T00:05:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=3723"},"modified":"2017-09-08T12:58:32","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T12:58:32","slug":"oh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2008\/06\/04\/oh\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Rassgat og aln\u00e6mi!<\/p>\n

\u00c9g var a\u00f0 spjalla vi\u00f0 svo huggulegan og skemmtilegan mann sem \u00e9g rakst \u00e1 \u00e1 einni af stefnum\u00f3tas\u00ed\u00f0unum \u00e1 facebook. Hef\u00f0i alveg vilja\u00f0 hitta hann en \u00e1lpa\u00f0ist til a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a pr\u00f3f\u00edls\u00ed\u00f0una hans og komst \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt hann s\u00e9 skr\u00e1\u00f0ur einhleypur \u00e1 stefnum\u00f3tas\u00ed\u00f0unni, er hann kv\u00e6ntur samkv\u00e6mt a\u00f0al pr\u00f3f\u00edlnum. Ok, hugsanlega var pr\u00f3f\u00edllinn eldgamall svo \u00e9g spur\u00f0i hann, og j\u00fa \u00fea\u00f0 stendur heima a\u00f0 hann er v\u00edst p\u00ednul\u00edti\u00f0 kv\u00e6ntur enn\u00fe\u00e1.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00ed gegnum alla \u00cdslendinga sem \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 hafa klikka\u00f0 \u00e1 mig \u00e1 \u00feessum s\u00ed\u00f0um og \u00feetta er ekkert s\u00e1 eini sem er fr\u00e1tekinn samkv\u00e6mt facebook pr\u00f3f\u00edlnum. \u00c6tli \u00feessir menn s\u00e9u svo vitlausir a\u00f0 halda a\u00f0 komist ekkert upp um \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00feeir gefi misv\u00edsandi uppl\u00fdsingar um sj\u00e1lfa sig, me\u00f0 fullu nafni og mynd, e\u00f0a er \u00feeim bara alveg sama?<\/p>\n

T\u00f3nsk\u00e1ldi\u00f0 m\u00e1tti ekkert vera a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hitta mig eftir allt saman. Sk\u00edtt me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c1rei\u00f0anlegir listamenn eru einkar sjaldg\u00e6ft fyrirb\u00e6ri.<\/p>\n

Stundum ver\u00f0 \u00e9g mj\u00f6g \u00fereytt \u00e1 karlkyninu. Suma daga efast \u00e9g um a\u00f0 hei\u00f0arlegir menn s\u00e9u yfirh\u00f6fu\u00f0 til. \u00dea\u00f0 hefur samt ekki enn\u00fe\u00e1 komi\u00f0 fyrir mig a\u00f0 vakna a\u00f0 morgni og finna ekki til nokkurs \u00e1huga \u00e1 samneyti vi\u00f0 \u00feessar \u00f3\u00e1rei\u00f0anlegu og \u00f3r\u00f6kv\u00edsu l\u00edfverur. \u00deeir eru bara eitthva\u00f0 svo heillandi, \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir allt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Rassgat og aln\u00e6mi! \u00c9g var a\u00f0 spjalla vi\u00f0 svo huggulegan og skemmtilegan mann sem \u00e9g rakst \u00e1 \u00e1 einni af stefnum\u00f3tas\u00ed\u00f0unum \u00e1 facebook. Hef\u00f0i alveg vilja\u00f0 hitta hann en \u00e1lpa\u00f0ist til a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a pr\u00f3f\u00edls\u00ed\u00f0una hans og komst \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[251,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-8-hluti-margbrotin","category-oflokkad-allt-efni"],"yoast_head":"\nOh! - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2008\/06\/04\/oh\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"is_IS\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Oh! - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Rassgat og aln\u00e6mi! \u00c9g var a\u00f0 spjalla vi\u00f0 svo huggulegan og skemmtilegan mann sem \u00e9g rakst \u00e1 \u00e1 einni af stefnum\u00f3tas\u00ed\u00f0unum \u00e1 facebook. 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