{"id":3711,"date":"2008-06-05T19:13:53","date_gmt":"2008-06-05T19:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=3711"},"modified":"2017-09-08T13:06:09","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T13:06:09","slug":"kiskis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2008\/06\/05\/kiskis\/","title":{"rendered":"Kiskis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lj\u00f3smyndarinn lag\u00f0i v\u00e9lina fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r, settist ni\u00f0ur og hl\u00f3.<br \/>\n<em><br \/>\n-Ertu alltaf svona grimmdarleg fyrir framan myndav\u00e9l e\u00f0a er \u00feetta hluti af nornal\u00fakkinu?<\/em>\u00a0sag\u00f0i hann.<br \/>\n-\u00c9g hl\u00fdt bara a\u00f0 vera svona grimmdarleg yfirh\u00f6fu\u00f0,\u00a0sag\u00f0i \u00e9g, sem haf\u00f0i sta\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feeirri tr\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri frekar yfirvegu\u00f0 me\u00f0 vott af brosi en bla\u00f0skellandi tanngar\u00f0sbros var ekki vi\u00f0eigandi \u00ed \u00feessu tilviki.<!--more--><br \/>\n<em>-Nei \u00fea\u00f0 ertu n\u00fa ekki \u00fev\u00ed fyrir tveimur m\u00edn\u00fatum varstu s\u00e6t eins og kettlingur en um lei\u00f0 og \u00e9g beindi v\u00e9linni a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r var eins og \u00fe\u00fa v\u00e6rir a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 drepa mig me\u00f0 augnar\u00e1\u00f0inu.<br \/>\n<\/em>-J\u00e6ja, og var\u00f0stu hr\u00e6ddur?\u00a0sag\u00f0i \u00e9g keik.<br \/>\n<em>-Neinei, sag\u00f0i hann en \u00e9g veit l\u00edka hversvegna \u00fe\u00fa ert svona. F\u00f3lk sem er hr\u00e6tt vi\u00f0 myndav\u00e9lina setur upp svip sem \u00fea\u00f0 heldur a\u00f0 beri vott um \u00f6ryggi og \u00fatkoman ver\u00f0ur \u00fdmist st\u00edf e\u00f0a aulaleg. \u00de\u00fa ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 slaka \u00e1, \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0 getum n\u00fa ekki birt mynd sem s\u00fdnir \u00feig eins og ra\u00f0mor\u00f0ingja.<br \/>\n<\/em>-Af hverju er f\u00f3lk hr\u00e6tt vi\u00f0 myndav\u00e9lar?\u00a0spur\u00f0i \u00e9g og \u00e6f\u00f0i hring\u00f6ndun.\u00a0Er ma\u00f0ur hr\u00e6ddur vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 sj\u00e1lfan sig me\u00f0 augum annarra? E\u00f0a kannski a\u00f0 svipur sem ma\u00f0ur er \u00f3s\u00e1ttur vi\u00f0 geymist a\u00f0 eil\u00edfu?<em><br \/>\n-\u00c9g veit ekki hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er sem veldur myndav\u00e9larf\u00f3b\u00edu, en \u00e9g get allavega lofa\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g s\u00e1 \u00ed \u00fe\u00e9r \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00fe\u00fa f\u00f3rst a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 skj\u00f3ta eldingunum me\u00f0 augunum, k\u00e6mi miklu betur \u00fat \u00e1 mynd en \u00feessi manndr\u00e1parasvipur.<br \/>\n<\/em>-\u00dea\u00f0 fer m\u00e9r semsagt vel a\u00f0 vera s\u00e6t eins og kettlingur?<em><br \/>\n-Jaaa\u00e1&#8230; finnst \u00fe\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00f3\u00f0gandi?<br \/>\n<\/em>-Nei nei,\u00a0laug \u00e9g og slaka\u00f0i n\u00f3gu vel \u00e1 kj\u00e1lkav\u00f6\u00f0vunum til a\u00f0 kisusvipurinn n\u00e6\u00f0ist. \u00dea\u00f0 var engin \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til a\u00f0 valda \u00f3kunnugum manni heilabrotum um \u00fea\u00f0 hversvegna er ekki eftirs\u00f3knarvert a\u00f0 l\u00edta \u00fat eins og kettlingur. Auk \u00feess er ekkert sk\u00e1rra a\u00f0 heimurinn haldi a\u00f0 s\u00e1lin \u00ed manni s\u00e9 eins og \u00ed ra\u00f0mor\u00f0ingja.<\/p>\n<p>Og \u00fe\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g er sm\u00e1tt og sm\u00e1tt a\u00f0 venjast kisusvipnum \u00e1 pr\u00f3f\u00edlmyndinni minni. Finnst h\u00fan s\u00fdna \u00f3sk\u00f6p kr\u00fattlega konu. En au\u00f0vita\u00f0 l\u00edt \u00e9g ekki svona \u00fat \u00ed alv\u00f6ru.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lj\u00f3smyndarinn lag\u00f0i v\u00e9lina fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r, settist ni\u00f0ur og hl\u00f3. -Ertu alltaf svona grimmdarleg fyrir framan myndav\u00e9l e\u00f0a er \u00feetta hluti af nornal\u00fakkinu?\u00a0sag\u00f0i hann. -\u00c9g hl\u00fdt bara a\u00f0 vera svona grimmdarleg yfirh\u00f6fu\u00f0,\u00a0sag\u00f0i \u00e9g, sem haf\u00f0i sta\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feeirri tr\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00e9g &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2008\/06\/05\/kiskis\/\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[251,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-8-hluti-margbrotin","category-oflokkad-allt-efni"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Kiskis - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2008\/06\/05\/kiskis\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"is_IS\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Kiskis - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Lj\u00f3smyndarinn lag\u00f0i v\u00e9lina fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r, settist ni\u00f0ur og hl\u00f3. -Ertu alltaf svona grimmdarleg fyrir framan myndav\u00e9l e\u00f0a er \u00feetta hluti af nornal\u00fakkinu?\u00a0sag\u00f0i hann. -\u00c9g hl\u00fdt bara a\u00f0 vera svona grimmdarleg yfirh\u00f6fu\u00f0,\u00a0sag\u00f0i \u00e9g, sem haf\u00f0i sta\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feeirri tr\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00e9g &hellip; 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