Ing\u00f3lfstorg \u00e1 sunnudegi. F\u00f3lk a\u00f0 dansa. M\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00f0ur eins og F\u00e6reyingi. Hva\u00f0 er \u00e9g eiginlega a\u00f0 gera h\u00e9r? Af hverju er \u00e9g ekki hj\u00e1 Gar\u00f0yrkjumanninum? A\u00f0 v\u00edsu f\u00e9kk \u00e9g h\u00e1klassa handsnyrtingu \u00ed g\u00e6r en \u00e9g n\u00e6 sambandi vi\u00f0 mold og hann myndi \u00fatvega m\u00e9r latexhanska og bl\u00edstra ‘Liljan fr\u00ed\u00f0’ \u00e1 me\u00f0an hann moka\u00f0i sk\u00edt upp \u00ed hj\u00f3lb\u00f6rur, e\u00f0a hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa annars er sem gar\u00f0yrkjumenn gera. \u00c9g g\u00e6ti kennt telpunni hans a\u00f0 steikja p\u00f6nnuk\u00f6kur og \u00e9g myndi finna \u00e1st\u00fa\u00f0legt augnar\u00e1\u00f0 hans \u00e1 hnakkanum, \u00fear sem \u00e9g st\u00e6\u00f0i vi\u00f0 eldav\u00e9lina. Og hann yr\u00f0i svo fullkominn og skilningsr\u00edkur a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feyrfti ekki a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt kona kl\u00e6\u00f0ist kj\u00f3lum og l\u00ed\u00f0i vel \u00ed eldh\u00fasi, merki \u00fea\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 h\u00fan \u00e6tli a\u00f0 \u00e6ttlei\u00f0a allar hans sko\u00f0anir e\u00f0a brosa og blaka augnh\u00e1runum ef hann vogar s\u00e9r a\u00f0 kalla hana d\u00fallu e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1l\u00edka. Honum myndi ekki einu sinni detta \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed hug og honum \u00fe\u00e6tti \u00e6\u00f0islegt a\u00f0 \u00feurfa ekki a\u00f0 kenna m\u00e9r a\u00f0 flokka sorpi\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Hann myndi t\u00e9kka \u00e1 ol\u00edunni fyrir mig \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g f\u00e6ri heim, ekki af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feurfi a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0 heldur bara til \u00f6ryggis, af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 alv\u00f6ru karlmenn s\u00fdna umhyggju \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 hafa s\u00e9rstaka \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u til \u00feess. Hann myndi v\u00edsast senda mig heim me\u00f0 r\u00f3sir. Ekki rau\u00f0ar, ekki strax en l\u00edklega gular e\u00f0a bleikar. Vitanlega undir \u00fev\u00ed yfirskini a\u00f0 hann geti aldrei selt \u00fe\u00e6r allar hvort sem er. \u00c9g myndi taka vi\u00f0 \u00feeim ofurl\u00edti\u00f0 undirleit, ekki af \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 m\u00e9r e\u00f0lilegt heldur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 myndi hr\u00e6\u00f0a jafnvel hugrakkasta mann ef \u00e9g missti mig \u00ed m\u00f3\u00f0urs\u00fdkislegt gr\u00e1tkast \u00fat af nokkrum r\u00f3sum og ekki vill ma\u00f0ur n\u00fa gera \u00feessar elskur \u00f3\u00f6ruggar. Svo myndi \u00e9g \u00feakka pent fyrir daginn og bl\u00f3min\u00a0‘ef \u00fe\u00fa ert viss um a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa munir annars henda \u00feeim’<\/em>\u00a0en brosa brosi \u00feeirrar sem samt sem \u00e1\u00f0ur veit betur, um lei\u00f0 og \u00e9g kveddi hann undir s\u00edgandi s\u00f3l. \u00c9g myndi setja veski\u00f0 mitt \u00ed afturs\u00e6ti\u00f0 til a\u00f0 for\u00f0a m\u00e9r fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a s\u00edmann undir st\u00fdri ef \u00e9g skyldi f\u00e1 sms \u00e1 heimlei\u00f0inni og \u00feegar \u00e9g v\u00e6ri komin \u00ed r\u00fami\u00f0, myndi \u00e9g m\u00e1ta tilhugsunina um h\u00f6nd hans yfir \u00falnli\u00f0num \u00e1 m\u00e9r og ver\u00f0a mj\u00fak inni \u00ed m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n \u00dea\u00f0 hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera mj\u00f6\u00f6\u00f6\u00f6g g\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g er ekki \u00fear, \u00fev\u00ed h\u00e9r sit \u00e9g ein \u00ed tr\u00f6ppunum \u00e1 Ing\u00f3lfstorgi og velti \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r hvernig ma\u00f0ur segi rassgat og aln\u00e6mi \u00e1 f\u00e6reysku. Enskur dansur. Herregud, \u00e9g segi n\u00fa ekki anna\u00f0. Og \u00fearna kemur Anarkistinn gangandi \u00e1samt d\u00f3ttur sinni. \u00c9g er svo v\u00f6n \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hann \u00e1 rei\u00f0hj\u00f3li a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feekki hann varla f\u00f3tgangandi en hann er, fjandinn hafi \u00fea\u00f0, b\u00fainn a\u00f0 taka eftir m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n -Er Hall\u00e6risplani\u00f0 sta\u00f0ur \u00fear sem f\u00f3lk safnast saman til \u00feess a\u00f0 vera hall\u00e6rislegt?\u00a0<\/em>segir Anarkistinn. Hann kve\u00f0ur strax og n\u00fa er \u00fea\u00f0 Tammy Wynette –‘Stand by your man’<\/em>, einkar gamansamur dansur, -e\u00f0a ekki. Drepi\u00f0 mig ekki me\u00f0 v\u00e6mninni en Tammy sl\u00e6r einhvern vi\u00f0kv\u00e6man streng \u00ed brj\u00f3sti m\u00ednu og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fat af fyrir sig veldur m\u00e9r meiri velgju en t\u00f3nlistin, textinn og dansinn samanlagt, n\u00fa v\u00e6ri \u00e9g til \u00ed a\u00f0 gera samning vi\u00f0 Dj\u00f6fulinn um a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta mig hverfa \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 standa upp og hugsanlega vekja athygli einhvers til vi\u00f0b\u00f3tar vi\u00f0 Anarkistann \u00e1 veru minni h\u00e9r.<\/p>\n -Dansa?<\/em> Og andartaki s\u00ed\u00f0ar er m\u00e9r kippt upp af F\u00e6reyingnum \u00e1 m\u00e9r og inn \u00e1 Hall\u00e6risplani\u00f0. Amer\u00edskur dansur;\u00a0‘There’s a world full of men, and I can take them or leave them’<\/em>, hvernig \u00ed fjandanum stendur \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g kann alla \u00feessa hr\u00e6\u00f0ilegu texta utana\u00f0?<\/p>\n
\n-Svo er helst a\u00f0 sj\u00e1,<\/em>\u00a0segi \u00e9g og verkjar enn\u00fe\u00e1 meira \u00ed F\u00e6reyinginn og \u00e1\u00f0ur, \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g heyri b\u00f3km\u00e1li\u00f0 hj\u00e1 sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r. Eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00f3r a\u00f0 venja komur m\u00ednar \u00e1 Facebook hef \u00e9g or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feess v\u00f6r a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feykir merki um afkaplega alvarlegan og h\u00e1tt stemmdan karakter a\u00f0 geta tj\u00e1\u00f0 sig \u00e1 nokkurnveginn skammlausri \u00edslensku, allavega ef ma\u00f0ur dritar ekki LOL e\u00f0a brosk\u00f6llum \u00ed a\u00f0ra hverja l\u00ednu. \u00c9g get \u00fe\u00f3 allavega hugga\u00f0 mig vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 Anarkistinn er sennilega n\u00f3gu illa haldinn af alvarleika sj\u00e1lfur til a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0a \u00ed \u00feetta dulm\u00e1l mitt \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 fletta upp \u00ed or\u00f0ab\u00f3k.<\/p>\n
\nNei. Drepi\u00f0 mig n\u00fa ekki alveg! L\u00edt upp \u00e1 sk\u00e6lbrosandi ta\u00f0skeggling. Hann er s\u00fdnilega hvorki blindur n\u00e9 heyrnarlaus, og vir\u00f0ist full alvara me\u00f0 bo\u00f0inu en samt er hann hvorki me\u00f0 k\u00farekahatt n\u00e9 \u00e1 f\u00e6reyskum br\u00f3kum.
\n-Takk, \u00fea\u00f0 er vinsamlega bo\u00f0i\u00f0 en \u00e9g er hr\u00e6dd um a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 l\u00edtill samkv\u00e6misdansari get \u00e9g sagt \u00fe\u00e9r. \u00c9g kann sporin en \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 stj\u00f3rna m\u00e9r. Viltu ekki frekar setjast hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r?<\/em>
\nTa\u00f0skegglingurinn \u00feegir sm\u00e1 stund, sest ekki en vir\u00f0ir mig fyrir s\u00e9r af talsver\u00f0um alvarleik, brosir svo aftur og gerist n\u00fa nokku\u00f0 sposkur.
\n-Heldur\u00f0u virkilega a\u00f0 \u00e9g geti ekki stj\u00f3rna\u00f0 einum kvenmanni? … Og \u00fe\u00f3tt h\u00fan s\u00e9 norn?\u00a0<\/em>
\n-Hrmpffrr… \u00feekkjumst vi\u00f0? segi \u00e9g og tek andliti\u00f0 upp af st\u00e9ttinni og kem \u00fev\u00ed fyrir framan \u00ed m\u00e9r aftur.
\n-Neei, ekki enn\u00fe\u00e1,\u00a0<\/em>segir hann. \u00dea\u00f0 hefur v\u00edst ekkert fari\u00f0 fram hj\u00e1 honum a\u00f0 \u00e9g missti andliti\u00f0 og \u00f3sv\u00edfnin \u00ed augum hans gefur m\u00e9r tilefni til ofan\u00edsetningar.
\n-Og hva\u00f0 ert \u00fe\u00fa eiginlega gamall g\u00e6skur, me\u00f0 leyfi a\u00f0 spyrja?\u00a0<\/em>segi \u00e9g \u00ed kennarat\u00f3n.
\nHann horir \u00e1 mig sm\u00e1stund, eins og hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0 m\u00e1ta nokkur mismunandi sv\u00f6r en yfirvega\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00f3.
\n-Eldri en \u00fe\u00fa heldur, litla norn,<\/em>\u00a0segir hann svo, alveg h\u00e6filega hofm\u00f3\u00f0ugur.<\/p>\n