S\u00e6ll gamla \u00f3ge\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feitt<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00fa ert l\u00edklega a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g sendi \u00fe\u00e9r \u00e1starbr\u00e9f \u00e1 nafnlausa netfangi\u00f0 \u00feitt. Ef \u00fe\u00fa v\u00e6rir svo huga\u00f0ur a\u00f0 segja til nafns, \u00fe\u00e1 myndi \u00e9g n\u00fa sj\u00e1lfsagt afgrei\u00f0a \u00feetta erindi me\u00f0 t\u00f6lvup\u00f3sti en fyrst \u00fe\u00fa endilega vilt \u00f3smekklegheit \u00fe\u00e1 getur\u00f0u svo sannarlega fengi\u00f0 \u00feau.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g vil fyrst taka fram a\u00f0 \u00e9g er ekkert hr\u00e6dd vi\u00f0 \u00feig, magaskr\u00ed\u00f0andi pungrottan \u00fe\u00edn. Bara pirru\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 jafn \u00f3merkilegt sk\u00edtsei\u00f0i skuli \u00edmynda s\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00e9g l\u00e1ti \u00fea\u00f0 komast upp me\u00f0 a\u00f0 angra mig. S\u00e9rstaklega \u00fear sem \u00e9g hef r\u00f6kstuddan grun um a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt s\u00e1 hinn sami tussusn\u00fa\u00f0ur og \u00f3n\u00e1\u00f0a\u00f0i Miriam \u00ed fyrrasumar. Eiturp\u00f6ddur og \u00f3ge\u00f0skr\u00edp eiga \u00fea\u00f0 nefnilega sammerkt me\u00f0 ra\u00f0mor\u00f0ingjum a\u00f0 vinna eftir mj\u00f6g \u00e1kve\u00f0nu mynstri. Munurinn er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 holr\u00e6sadraugur af \u00fe\u00ednu tagi g\u00e6ti ekki frami\u00f0 neinn alv\u00f6ru gl\u00e6p. \u00de\u00fa myndir sk\u00edta upp \u00e1 bak og ni\u00f0ur undir hn\u00e9sb\u00e6tur af hr\u00e6\u00f0slu \u00e1\u00f0ur en verki\u00f0 v\u00e6ri h\u00e1lfna\u00f0. En t\u00f6kum n\u00fa a\u00f0eins upp j\u00e1v\u00e6\u00f0ara tal \u00fev\u00ed allt hefur s\u00ednar \u00e1n\u00e6gjulegu hli\u00f0ar, segja \u00feeir. \u00dea\u00f0 sem m\u00e9r finnst sems\u00e9 skemmtilegast vi\u00f0 \u00feetta m\u00e1l er a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa ert ofmetur g\u00e1fur \u00fe\u00ednar hrapalega. \u00dea\u00f0 gle\u00f0ur mig alltaf a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 samband milli sk\u00edtakarakters og heimsku \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0eins g\u00e1fa\u00f0ir sk\u00edth\u00e6lar eru f\u00e6rir um alv\u00f6ru illvirki.<\/p>\n
H\u00e9lstu a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e6i ekki \u00ed gegnum \u00feig, \u00fer\u00edv\u00edddark\u00fakurinn \u00feinn? H\u00e9lstu \u00ed alv\u00f6ru a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa g\u00e6tir rugla\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00e9r me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 nota s\u00f6mu undirskrift og samvi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0ur \u00feinn sem ofs\u00f3tti vinkonu m\u00edna \u00e1rum saman? Og dettur \u00fe\u00e9r \u00ed hug a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi ekkert l\u00e6rt af hennar reynslu? Heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tli a\u00f0 gera s\u00f6mu mist\u00f6k og h\u00fan, a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 fara faglega lei\u00f0 til a\u00f0 losna vi\u00f0 \u00feig? Hva\u00f0 h\u00e9lstu a\u00f0 \u00e9g myndi gera? Fara a\u00f0 gr\u00e1ta? E\u00f0a hringja \u00e1 l\u00f6gguna?<\/p>\n
Og heldur \u00fe\u00fa virkilega, enda\u00fearmstottandi \u00f3d\u00e1murinn \u00feinn a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 svo vitlaus a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 ekki samhengi\u00f0? Vo\u00f0a dularfullt a\u00f0 \u00f3ge\u00f0spadda skyldi a\u00f0 taka upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hringja einmitt \u00feegar Alexander h\u00e6tti \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0inni og slitna\u00f0i upp \u00far milli m\u00edn og k\u00e6rastans. Nei, sj\u00e1lfsagt er \u00fea\u00f0 ekkert dularfullt. Gr\u00e1\u00f0osta\u00feefjandi heiladingullinn \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r hef\u00f0i au\u00f0vita\u00f0 lyppast ni\u00f0ur af viagrastandp\u00ednunni ef karlma\u00f0ur hef\u00f0i svara\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00edmann. Og vo\u00f0a skr\u00fdti\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa skulir fara aftur \u00e1 kreik n\u00fana um m\u00e1na\u00f0am\u00f3tin, einmitt \u00feegar s\u00e1 fyrsti sem myndi taka \u00feig a\u00f0 s\u00e9r er ekki \u00ed neinni a\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0u til \u00feess. Ojosussuskinni\u00f0, \u00fe\u00fa ert n\u00e1tt\u00farulega \u00feessi mannsorpst\u00fdpa sem heldur sig \u00e1 mottunni r\u00e9tt \u00e1 me\u00f0an einhver sterkari en \u00fe\u00fa er \u00ed kallf\u00e6ri.<\/p>\n
Fyrstu dagana h\u00e9lt \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa myndir flj\u00f3tlega h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 nenna \u00feessu en \u00fe\u00fa hefur greinilega meiri \u00feolinm\u00e6\u00f0i \u00ed svona rugl heldur en \u00e9g. \u00deessvegna, rassgarnarbl\u00e6\u00f0andi hlandbelgurinn \u00feinn, er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 setja nefnd \u00ed m\u00e1li\u00f0 og s\u00fa nefnd hefur litla \u00feolinm\u00e6\u00f0i \u00ed papp\u00edrsvinnu. M\u00e9r \u00feykir leitt a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 \u00f3n\u00e1\u00f0a gott f\u00f3lk fyrir svona sk\u00edtaverkefni en nefndin t\u00f3k m\u00e1li\u00f0 a\u00f0 s\u00e9r me\u00f0 mikilli \u00e1n\u00e6gju.<\/p>\n
Svo, gessovel. Haltu bara \u00e1fram.
\n\u00de\u00fa ert n\u00fa meiri sorglegi asninn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
S\u00e6ll gamla \u00f3ge\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feitt \u00de\u00fa ert l\u00edklega a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g sendi \u00fe\u00e9r \u00e1starbr\u00e9f \u00e1 nafnlausa netfangi\u00f0 \u00feitt. Ef \u00fe\u00fa v\u00e6rir svo huga\u00f0ur a\u00f0 segja til nafns, \u00fe\u00e1 myndi \u00e9g n\u00fa sj\u00e1lfsagt afgrei\u00f0a \u00feetta erindi me\u00f0 t\u00f6lvup\u00f3sti en fyrst … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa