Um fj\u00f6gurleyti\u00f0 gefst \u00e9g upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 bylta m\u00e9r og dreg lappann upp \u00ed r\u00fam. Og eins og \u00ed alv\u00f6ru s\u00e1pu\u00f3peru d\u00fakkar El\u00edas tilveru minnar upp \u00e1 skj\u00e1num.<\/p>\n
El\u00edas: Hva\u00f0, \u00fe\u00fa bara \u00e1 f\u00f3tum? Er svona brj\u00e1la\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera hj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r?
\nEva: Neinei, \u00e9g er bara andvaka.
\nEl\u00edas: \u00dat af kreppunni?
\nEva: Nei, \u00fat af karlm\u00f6nnum.
\nEl\u00edas: Karlm\u00f6nnum? \u00cd fleirt\u00f6lu semsagt?
\nEva: Jamm.
\nEl\u00edas: Hmmm… \u00dea\u00f0 hlj\u00f3mar ekki vel. Hva\u00f0 er \u00ed gangi?
\nEva: Ekkert. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega ekkert \u00ed gangi en \u00e9g g\u00e6ti kannski sett eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed gang og hausinn \u00e1 m\u00e9r er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 78 sn\u00faningum svo lengi a\u00f0 mig svimar.<\/p>\n
El\u00edas: Hva\u00f0 er m\u00e1li\u00f0? Ertu me\u00f0 valkv\u00ed\u00f0a e\u00f0a \u00e1stfangin e\u00f0a hva\u00f0 er eiginlega a\u00f0?
\nEva: Bara ofur kvenlegt dramarunk. Tveir kostir \u00ed bo\u00f0i og hv\u00e1rgi g\u00f3\u00f0ur.
\nEl\u00edas: Semsagt reykingama\u00f0ur og alk\u00f3h\u00f3listi?
\nEva: Neeei, \u00fea\u00f0 er fl\u00f3knara. M\u00e1li\u00f0 er a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eru heilir tveir reyklausir og nokkurnveginn \u00f3giptir karlmenn \u00e1 landinu sem eru hvorki lj\u00f3tir n\u00e9 lei\u00f0inlegir. Og mig langar semsagt a\u00f0 leika vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 b\u00e1\u00f0a.
\nEl\u00edas: Tvo \u00ed einu, \u00fea\u00f0 er aldeilis. Bara fj\u00f6r \u00ed kjeeeellu!
\nEva: Nei v\u00e1, ekki b\u00e1\u00f0a \u00ed einu. \u00dea\u00f0 myndi enda me\u00f0 anna\u00f0hvort mor\u00f0i e\u00f0a giftingu. Nema hvorttveggja v\u00e6ri.<\/p>\n
El\u00edas: Og fyrst \u00fe\u00fa ert me\u00f0 tvo \u00ed huga, hva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00f3sk\u00f6punum ertu \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 gera ein heima hj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r? Geta \u00feessir menn ekki hoppos\u00edast \u00e1 n\u00e6turnar eins og anna\u00f0 f\u00f3lk?
\nEva: M\u00e1li\u00f0 er bara a\u00f0 hvorugur \u00feeirra getur talist \u00e6skilegur leikf\u00e9lagi. Annar \u00feeirra elskar mig \u00f3skaplega miki\u00f0 \u00far fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0 en hann skilur mig \u00e1l\u00edka vel og \u00e9g skil arabisku og er of hr\u00e6ddur vi\u00f0 mig til a\u00f0 s\u00e9 vogandi a\u00f0 va\u00f0a upp \u00ed til hans. Hann myndi bara skr\u00ed\u00f0a undir r\u00fam og urra. Hinn skilur mig eins vel og ma\u00f0ur getur \u00e1 anna\u00f0 bor\u00f0 skili\u00f0 a\u00f0ra manneskju en hann er \u00ed \u00e1starsorg eftir a\u00f0ra konu, sem hann var n\u00f3gu hr\u00e6ddur vi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 elska \u00far fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0, og hann langar bara a\u00f0 hno\u00f0ast \u00e1 m\u00e9r. Sem v\u00e6ri f\u00ednt ef hann v\u00e6ri n\u00f3gu hr\u00e6ddur vi\u00f0 mig til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti hno\u00f0ast \u00e1 honum og gleymt honum svo, en \u00fear sem hann skilur mig og veit a\u00f0 \u00e9g er ekki n\u00e6rri eins h\u00e6ttuleg og \u00e9g l\u00edt \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera, er hann bara ekki rassgat hr\u00e6ddur og myndi \u00f6rugglega gera mig drullu skotna \u00ed s\u00e9r. Og \u00fe\u00e1 yr\u00f0i \u00e9g hr\u00e6dd.<\/p>\n
El\u00edas: Semsagt tveir jeppar og hvorugur fr\u00e1tekinn og \u00fe\u00fa a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 l\u00edmingunum af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hvorugur er fullkominn? \u00deetta hlj\u00f3mar n\u00fa satt a\u00f0 segja eins og heimatilb\u00fai\u00f0 vandam\u00e1l. Af hverju \u00fearf gaurinn a\u00f0 skilja \u00feig e\u00f0a elska \u00feig ef \u00feig langar bara a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 honum?
\nEva: \u00c9g sag\u00f0i ekkert a\u00f0 mig langa\u00f0i BARA a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 \u00feeim. Mig vantar tengsl. \u00c9g hef ekki tala\u00f0 vi\u00f0 karlmann lengi og v\u00e6ri alveg til \u00ed a\u00f0 hafa \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0.
\nEl\u00edas: N\u00fa og getur\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 ekki tala\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 b\u00e1\u00f0a og redda\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru leyti sj\u00e1lf? Kannski ver\u00f0ur H\u00e9rastubbur \u00f6ruggari ef hann f\u00e6r a\u00f0 \u00feefa af hendinni \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00fe\u00fa reynir a\u00f0 klappa honum og Einsi \u00datumallt hef\u00f0i eflaust gott af a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 s\u00fdna l\u00e1gmarks kurteisi \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann t\u00e6tir \u00ed torf\u00e6runa \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 er allavega sk\u00e1rra a\u00f0 hafa einhvern til a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 en a\u00f0 textast \u00e1 vi\u00f0 fl\u00f6kkufugl sem getur eing\u00f6ngu veri\u00f0 \u00ed nettengingu vi\u00f0 \u00feig.<\/p>\n
Eva: \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00fa svo me\u00f0 karlmenn a\u00f0 \u00feeir eru d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 spes d\u00fdrategund. \u00deessir tveir eru t.d. b\u00e1\u00f0ir \u00f3h\u00e6fir til \u00e1hugaver\u00f0ra samr\u00e6\u00f0na. Annar er svo tilfinningalega krepptur a\u00f0 hann getur ekki tala\u00f0 um sj\u00e1lfan sig og hinn getur helst ekki tala\u00f0 um neitt anna\u00f0 en sj\u00e1lfan sig. Reyndar hef \u00e9g tr\u00fa \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kona \u00ed s\u00e6milegu jafnv\u00e6gi g\u00e6ti virkja\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 b\u00e1\u00f0a til e\u00f0lilegra samr\u00e6\u00f0na en \u00e9g er bara svo fr\u00fastreru\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g myndi sennilega glefsa \u00ed annan og kyrkja hinn nema samr\u00e6\u00f0i \u00e6tti s\u00e9r sta\u00f0 fyrst. \u00cd alv\u00f6ru tala\u00f0, manneskjur bara f\u00fankera ekki almennilega \u00e1n \u00feess.<\/p>\n
El\u00edas: Seg\u00f0u m\u00e9r n\u00fa eitt Eva m\u00edn, hva\u00f0 s\u00e9r\u00f0u eiginlega vi\u00f0 \u00feessa menn?
\nEva: Ekkert sem skiptir m\u00e1li svosem. Mig vantar bara snertingu. E\u00f0a kannski frekar ge\u00f0tengsl. \u00c9g held \u00e9g \u00fej\u00e1ist af t\u00e1kns\u00fdki. Mig vantar tengingu. Jar\u00f0tengingu. Kynfer\u00f0islega tengingu. Tilfinningalega tengingu. Uhh… \u00e9g er \u00fe\u00f3 allavega me\u00f0 nettengingu n\u00fana, \u00fea\u00f0 bara gerir svo l\u00edti\u00f0 fyrir mig.
\nEl\u00edas: Reyndar held \u00e9g a\u00f0 nettenging komi alveg \u00ed sta\u00f0inn fyrir tilfinningatengingu.
\nEva: J\u00e1 heldur\u00f0u \u00fea\u00f0 virkilega? Og hvernig l\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e9r svo \u00ed hjartanu elskan? Langar \u00feig a\u00f0 einhver kyssi hnakkagr\u00f3fina \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r? Langar \u00feig a\u00f0 hughreysta einmana konu? E\u00f0a vantar \u00feig klapp \u00e1 baki\u00f0? \u00c1 \u00e9g a\u00f0 horfa \u00ed augun \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r og segja \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt flinkastur og bestur og me\u00f0 flottasta \u00fevottabretti \u00ed tveimur heims\u00e1lfum? Langar \u00feig kannski a\u00f0 t\u00e6ta \u00ed torf\u00e6runa \u00e1 m\u00e9r?<\/p>\n
El\u00edas: \u00d3kei, \u00e9g vi\u00f0urkenni \u00fea\u00f0, neti\u00f0 er f\u00ednt til a\u00f0 halda sambandi en \u00feetta virkar eiginlega ekki.
\nEva: \u00dea\u00f0 er samt sk\u00e1rra en ekkert. Gott a\u00f0 vita af \u00fe\u00e9r h\u00e9r. Veistu hva\u00f0, \u00e9g vil a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa elskir mig. N\u00fana.
\nEl\u00edas: \u00de\u00fa vilt a\u00f0 EINHVER elski \u00feig.
\nEva: Og er EINHVER annar h\u00e9r? J\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 er satt, \u00feetta er ekkert pers\u00f3nulegt. Mig langar bara a\u00f0 heyra r\u00f6ddina \u00ed einhverjum, finna lykina af einhverjum, horfa \u00e1 einhvern…
\nEl\u00edas: Eva, ekki…
\nEva: …snerta einhvern, finna brag\u00f0i\u00f0 af einhverjum. Og \u00fe\u00fa ert einhver…
\nEl\u00edas: Eva \u00e9g n\u00e6 \u00feessu, h\u00e6ttu n\u00fa.
\nEva: Og \u00fe\u00fa ert einhver sem \u00e9g er \u00ed einhverjum tengslum vi\u00f0, \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9u bara nettengsl og ver\u00f0ur \u00fe.a.l. sj\u00e1lfkrafa f\u00f3rnarlamb t\u00e1kns\u00fdki minnar. Mig langar a\u00f0 snerta s\u00e1lina \u00ed \u00fe\u00e9r El\u00edas. Mig langar a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r El\u00edas. N\u00fana strax, \u00ed hvelli.
\nEl\u00edas: \u00de\u00fa ert hr\u00e6\u00f0ileg kona og t\u00e1knsj\u00fak og n\u00fa er \u00e9g n\u00e6stum farinn a\u00f0 gr\u00e1ta af t\u00e1kns\u00fdki sj\u00e1lfur. Mig sv\u00ed\u00f0ur s\u00e1rt a\u00f0 vera ekki \u00ed a\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0u til a\u00f0 rassskella \u00feig.
\nEva: \u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6skur, \u00fe\u00fa skilur mig eftir allt saman. \u00de\u00f3tt \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt n\u00f6rd. Takk fyrir a\u00f0 tengjast m\u00e9r. Takk fyrir a\u00f0 \u00fej\u00e1st me\u00f0 m\u00e9r. M\u00e9r finnst gott a\u00f0 vera elsku\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Svo sl\u00f6kkti \u00e9g \u00e1 v\u00e9linni og glotti kvikindislega me\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
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Um fj\u00f6gurleyti\u00f0 gefst \u00e9g upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 bylta m\u00e9r og dreg lappann upp \u00ed r\u00fam. Og eins og \u00ed alv\u00f6ru s\u00e1pu\u00f3peru d\u00fakkar El\u00edas tilveru minnar upp \u00e1 skj\u00e1num.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[238,1],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-3361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-busahaldabyltingin-10-hluti","category-oflokkad-allt-efni","tag-elias"],"yoast_head":"\n