Fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 opnu\u00f0um Nornab\u00fa\u00f0ina hef \u00e9g \u00edtreka\u00f0 veri\u00f0 be\u00f0in um g\u00f3\u00f0a uppskrift af hefndargaldri gegn drullusokkum. Vissulega eru sl\u00edkir galdrar til og sj\u00e1lfsagt a\u00f0 beita \u00feeim ef \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a er til. T.d. getur hefndargaldur veri\u00f0 hentugur ef vi\u00f0komandi kann ekki a\u00f0 skammast s\u00edn, \u00fearf sennilega marga m\u00e1nu\u00f0i e\u00f0a \u00e1r af \u00f3g\u00e6fu til a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra \u00fea\u00f0 og ma\u00f0ur vill ekki ey\u00f0a orku sinni \u00ed a\u00f0 terrorisera hann um lengri t\u00edma. \u00cd sl\u00edku tilviki er gott a\u00f0 beita galdri svo ma\u00f0ur geti haldi\u00f0 \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lifa s\u00ednu eigin l\u00edfi \u00ed vissu um a\u00f0 hann sj\u00e1i um a\u00f0 refsa s\u00e9r sj\u00e1lfur.<\/p>\n
Hins vegar er sjaldan \u00fe\u00f6rf a\u00f0 beita g\u00f6ldrum \u00ed hefndarskyni \u00fev\u00ed til er n\u00f3g af einf\u00f6ldum og skilvirkum r\u00e1\u00f0um til a\u00f0 n\u00e1 s\u00e9r ni\u00f0ri \u00e1 f\u00edflum og hefndin er \u00fev\u00ed s\u00e6tari sem ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 meiri hlut \u00ed henni sj\u00e1lfur.<\/p>\n
H\u00e9r koma nokkur g\u00f3\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0 og \u00feau eru alveg \u00f3keypis.<\/p>\n
1 Nota\u00f0u b\u00f6rn og d\u00fdr til a\u00f0 n\u00e1 fram hefndum<\/strong><\/p>\n -N\u00e1\u00f0u g\u00f3\u00f0u sambandi vi\u00f0 b\u00f6rn drullusokksins. Leiktu hlutverk skemmtilega n\u00e1grannans og gef\u00f0u \u00feeim alls kyns drasl sem \u00fe\u00fa ert h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 nota. Enn\u00fe\u00e1 betra v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 finna hluti sem \u00fe\u00fa hefur aldrei nota\u00f0 af skiljanlegri \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u. Legg\u00f0u s\u00e9rstaka \u00e1herslu \u00e1 hlj\u00f3\u00f0f\u00e6ri og a\u00f0ra hluti sem gefa fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r hlj\u00f3\u00f0. B\u00f6rn elska allt \u00feessh\u00e1ttar.<\/p>\n -Ef \u00fe\u00e9r er s\u00e9rstaklega illa vi\u00f0 f\u00edfli\u00f0 skaltu kenna barninu a\u00f0 spila \u00e1 blokkflautu. Eitt lag \u00e1 tveggja vikna fresti er h\u00e6filegt og ekki spillir ef \u00fea\u00f0 er lag sem vekur upp einhverjar \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegar minningar hj\u00e1 f\u00e1vitanum. Svo skaltu hvetja barni\u00f0 til a\u00f0 vera duglegt a\u00f0 \u00e6fa sig og leyfa foreldrum s\u00ednum a\u00f0 heyra hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 or\u00f0i\u00f0 flinkt a\u00f0 spila.<\/p>\n -F\u00e6r\u00f0u barninu gjafir sem h\u00f6f\u00f0a til s\u00f6fnunar\u00e1r\u00e1ttunnar og s\u00fdndu \u00fev\u00ed augl\u00fdsingar um allt hitt br\u00e1\u00f0nau\u00f0synlega d\u00f3ti\u00f0 \u00ed ser\u00edunni.<\/p>\n -Vertu g\u00f3\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 g\u00e6lud\u00fdr f\u00edflins. Gef\u00f0u hundinum a\u00f0 \u00e9ta vi\u00f0 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 og gef\u00f0u kettinum so\u00f0inn fisk \u00e1 hverjum degi. Kettinum l\u00ed\u00f0ur ekkert illa, hann ver\u00f0ur h\u00e6st \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur me\u00f0 fiskinn en fer hins vegar miki\u00f0 \u00far h\u00e1rum. Auk \u00feess ver\u00f0ur hann matvandur.<\/p>\n 2. N\u00fdttu \u00fe\u00e9r fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0la<\/strong><\/p>\n -Klifra\u00f0u upp \u00e1 \u00feak ojmingjans og fikta\u00f0u \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpsloftnetinu \u00feegar upp\u00e1halds\u00fe\u00e1tturinn hans\/hennar er s\u00fdndur.<\/p>\n -Sendu f\u00edflinu sms-bo\u00f0 \u00ed gegnum t\u00f6lvu \u00e1 5 m\u00edn\u00fatna fresti heila helgi. (Ekki samt vera me\u00f0 d\u00f3naskap, \u00fea\u00f0 er svo hall\u00e6rislegt.)<\/p>\n -Far\u00f0u inn \u00e1 bloggs\u00ed\u00f0u f\u00edflins og skrifa\u00f0u sn\u00edkjubloggf\u00e6rslur sem koma umfj\u00f6llunarefni bloggarans ekkert vi\u00f0.<\/p>\n -Sendu \u00fdmsum fyrirt\u00e6kjum t\u00f6lvup\u00f3st me\u00f0 bei\u00f0ni um a\u00f0 f\u00edfli\u00f0 ver\u00f0i sett \u00e1 p\u00f3stlista.<\/p>\n -Stofna\u00f0u netfyrit\u00e6ki sem hefur \u00feann eina tilgang a\u00f0 koma sem flestum augl\u00fdsingum til f\u00edflsins.<\/p>\n -Safna\u00f0u augl\u00fdsingum og \u00f6\u00f0rum \u00f3merktum p\u00f3sti \u00far stigag\u00f6ngum \u00ed heilu blokkarhverfi \u00ed eina viku. (Oft leggja bla\u00f0berar sl\u00edkan p\u00f3st fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r vi\u00f0 p\u00f3stkassana af \u00fev\u00ed \u00feeir koma ekki \u00f6llu ofan \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1, auk \u00feess sem margir sem ekki k\u00e6ra sig um sl\u00edkan p\u00f3st skilja hann eftir \u00ed stigaganginum.) Far\u00f0u svo snemma \u00e1 f\u00e6tur \u00e1 sunnudagsmorgni og settu allan safnhauginn inn um bla\u00f0al\u00fagu f\u00edflsins. Ef f\u00edfli\u00f0 er me\u00f0 p\u00f3stkassa, far\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 stj\u00e1 \u00e1 n\u00e6turnar nokkrar vikur \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0. G\u00e6ttu \u00feess a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 undan bla\u00f0berunum. Tro\u00f0fylltu p\u00f3stkassann af ruslp\u00f3sti svo Mogginn og Fr\u00e9ttabla\u00f0i\u00f0 komist ekki fyrir.<\/p>\n 3. S\u00fdndu yfir\u00feyrmandi n\u00e1ungak\u00e6rleika<\/strong><\/p>\n -Bentu f\u00f3lki sem stundar tengslamarka\u00f0ssetningu (ke\u00f0ju- og p\u00fdram\u00eddas\u00f6lukerfi) \u00e1 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0komandi f\u00edfl s\u00e9 fr\u00e1b\u00e6r s\u00f6luma\u00f0ur og l\u00edklegur til st\u00f3rra afreka sem dreifingara\u00f0ili.<\/p>\n -N\u00e6st \u00feegar \u00fe\u00fa hittir \u00f3d\u00e1minn skaltu svo spyrja hvort hann s\u00e9 b\u00fainn a\u00f0 f\u00e1 aukavinnu. \u00de\u00fa hafir veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa til vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fatvega verkefni af \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00fa hafir fr\u00e9tt af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri svo blankur.<\/p>\n -Bentu Vottum Jeh\u00f3va \u00e1 a\u00f0 heims\u00e6kja f\u00edfli\u00f0 og kynna \u00fev\u00ed k\u00e6rleika Krists.<\/p>\n -N\u00e1lgastu f\u00edfli\u00f0 me\u00f0 sam\u00fa\u00f0arsvip \u00e1 fj\u00f6lmennum sta\u00f0 \u00fear sem margir \u00feekkja \u00fea\u00f0 en er hinsvegar algerlega \u00f3vi\u00f0eigandi a\u00f0 r\u00edfast (t.d. \u00e1 j\u00f3latr\u00e9sskemmtun) og seg\u00f0u \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hafir fengi\u00f0 A\u00f0ventistas\u00f6fnu\u00f0inn til a\u00f0 mynda b\u00e6nahring og bi\u00f0ja fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 lj\u00f3s k\u00e6rleikans megi umvefja s\u00e1lu \u00feess.<\/p>\n -Haf\u00f0u samband vi\u00f0 \u00d3mega og seg\u00f0u a\u00f0 f\u00edfli\u00f0 hafi or\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir andlegri vakningu sem fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 heyra um \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpi.<\/p>\n -Kalla\u00f0u f\u00edli\u00f0 aldrei anna\u00f0 en „vin“, e\u00f0a \u00feinn „elskulega vin“. Bj\u00f3ddu \u00fev\u00ed g\u00f3\u00f0an daginn me\u00f0 geislandi brosi, seg\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hafir „sveipa\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hv\u00edtu lj\u00f3si“ \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi „til a\u00f0 laga vi\u00f0horfin“ og spur\u00f0u hvort \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 ekki fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 finna fyrir \u00e1hrifunum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 opnu\u00f0um Nornab\u00fa\u00f0ina hef \u00e9g \u00edtreka\u00f0 veri\u00f0 be\u00f0in um g\u00f3\u00f0a uppskrift af hefndargaldri gegn drullusokkum. Vissulega eru sl\u00edkir galdrar til og sj\u00e1lfsagt a\u00f0 beita \u00feeim ef \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a er til. T.d. getur hefndargaldur veri\u00f0 hentugur ef vi\u00f0komandi kann … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa