Nesk skora\u00f0i \u00e1 mig a\u00f0 segja fr\u00e1 einhverjum 5 atri\u00f0um sem \u00e9g er hrifin af \u00fe\u00f3tt flestir a\u00f0rir s\u00e9u \u00fea\u00f0 ekki og \u00f6fugt. M\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 eitthva\u00f0 \u00fat fr\u00e1 klukkleiknum. \u00dear sem s\u00e1pu\u00f3pera tilveru minnar er \u00feessa dagana of dramat\u00edsk til a\u00f0 teljast birtingarh\u00e6f (eins og svo oft \u00e1\u00f0ur) \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 taka \u00e1skoruninni.<\/p>\n
1 T\u00e6r<\/strong><\/p>\n J\u00f3d\u00eds segist hafa megna \u00f3beit \u00e1 t\u00e1m. \u00dea\u00f0 finnst m\u00e9r flippa\u00f0. \u00c9g hef ekki heyrt marga l\u00fdsa s\u00e9rst\u00f6ku d\u00e1l\u00e6ti \u00e1 t\u00e1m en \u00e9g er hrifin af \u00feeim.<\/p>\n Vel laga\u00f0ar, hreinar t\u00e6r me\u00f0 snyrtilegum vel klipptum n\u00f6glum eru kr\u00fattlegar. \u00c9g hef m.a.s. nudda\u00f0 f\u00e6tur og klippt t\u00e1neglur \u00feeirra manna sem m\u00e9r hefur \u00fe\u00f3tt v\u00e6nst um af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst svo fallegt \u00feegar elskendur gera eitthva\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is fyrir hvert anna\u00f0.<\/p>\n 2 L\u00edtil typpi<\/strong><\/p>\n Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki \u00f6ll l\u00edtil typpi og \u00e9g er ekkert a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti ekki alveg s\u00e6tt mig vi\u00f0 st\u00f3rt ef \u00fea\u00f0 hengi framan \u00e1 manni sem v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru leyti fullkominn en j\u00e1… Hva\u00f0 hefur mennsk kona svosem a\u00f0 gera vi\u00f0 einhvern hrossag\u00f6ndul?<\/p>\n 3 \u00c1st\u00fe\u00f3r Magn\u00fasson<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00c9g er ekki alltaf samm\u00e1la honum en hann b\u00fdr yfir hreint \u00f3tr\u00falegri \u00ferautseigju sem \u00e9g get ekki anna\u00f0 en d\u00e1\u00f0st a\u00f0. Hann fylgir sannf\u00e6ringu sinni eftir af fullri einur\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00f3skandi a\u00f0 fleiri ger\u00f0u \u00fea\u00f0. M\u00e9r fannst d\u00e1samlegt svar hj\u00e1 honum a\u00f0 taka myndir inn um gluggann hj\u00e1 Illuga J\u00f6kuls \u00feegar DV sk\u00edtsei\u00f0in voru a\u00f0 b\u00f6gga hann.<\/p>\n 4 Gunnar \u00ed Krossinum<\/strong><\/p>\n Kristnir menn eru upp til h\u00f3pa hinir mestu hr\u00e6snarar. Pikka \u00fat \u00far bibl\u00edunni \u00f6rf\u00e1 atri\u00f0i sem \u00feeir f\u00edla, gefa sk\u00edt \u00ed restina og halda \u00fev\u00ed samt fram a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sem tekur bibl\u00eduna alvarlega s\u00e9 bara a\u00f0 misskilja eitthva\u00f0. M\u00e9r finnst \u00f6llu vir\u00f0ingarver\u00f0ara f\u00f3lk sem vi\u00f0urkennir bara a\u00f0 bibl\u00edan ford\u00e6mi hommastand og vi\u00f0urkenni yfirr\u00e1\u00f0 karlsins yfir konunni. Hei\u00f0arleg f\u00edfl eru mun ge\u00f0slegri en hr\u00e6snarar sem sveigja t\u00falkunina a\u00f0 eigin hentugleikum. Auk \u00feess er Gunnar fanta g\u00f3\u00f0ur r\u00e6\u00f0uma\u00f0ur og oft fyndinn.<\/p>\n 5 K\u00f3ngul\u00e6r<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00de\u00e6r halda flugum og fleiri p\u00f6ddum sem lifa \u00e1 sorpi og \u00f6\u00f0ru \u00f3ge\u00f0i \u00ed skefjum. \u00de\u00e6r spinna vefi sem eru d\u00e1samleg listaverk og svo eru margar \u00feeirra fallegar. Auk \u00feess \u00e9tur kerlinginn karlinn \u00feegar h\u00fan hefur ekki meira gagn af honum og \u00fea\u00f0 finnst m\u00e9r d\u00e1ldi\u00f0 t\u00f6ff.<\/p>\n Og svo nokkur atri\u00f0i sem \u00e9g f\u00edla ekki \u00fe\u00f3tt margir a\u00f0rir s\u00e9u h\u00fakkt<\/strong><\/p>\n 1 Reykingar<\/strong><\/p>\n M\u00e9r hafa aldrei \u00fe\u00f3tt reykingar k\u00fal. \u00c9g er ekki bara vi\u00f0kv\u00e6m fyrir reykingum heldur finnst m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e6r vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0slegar, l\u00edka \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fe\u00e6r hafi ekki \u00e1hrif \u00e1 mig. Einu sinni vann \u00e9g \u00e1 elliheimili. \u00dear var mj\u00f6g ge\u00f0veikur ma\u00f0ur sem \u00e1t sinn eigin saur hven\u00e6r sem hann kom \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 haf\u00f0i engin \u00e1hrif mitt heilsufar \u00fe\u00f3tt hann g\u00e6ddi s\u00e9r \u00e1 k\u00fak en m\u00e9r fannst \u00fea\u00f0 samt subbulegt. \u00c9g hef s\u00f6mu afst\u00f6\u00f0u til reykinga.<\/p>\n 2 \u00a0\u00c1fengisv\u00edma<\/strong><\/p>\n M\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00f0ur vel af einu rau\u00f0v\u00ednisglasi en get tali\u00f0 \u00e1 fingrunum \u00feau skipti sem \u00e9g hef or\u00f0i\u00f0 drukkin og tel \u00fea\u00f0 fullreynt. Fyrir utan \u00fea\u00f0 hva\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0 v\u00ed\u00f0\u00e1ttu lei\u00f0inleg, \u00fe\u00e1 finnst m\u00e9r \u00f3ge\u00f0sleg tilfinning a\u00f0 missa stj\u00f3rn \u00e1 a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0um og svo finnst m\u00e9r \u00e9g vera me\u00f0 b\u00f3mull \u00ed hausnum. Fyrir utan t\u00edmas\u00f3unina, veseni\u00f0 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 komast heim og lj\u00f3tuna daginn eftir.<\/p>\n 3 \u00a0 Sl\u00fa\u00f0ur um f\u00f3lk sem kemur m\u00e9r ekki vi\u00f0<\/strong><\/p>\n Skil ekki hvernig nokkur getur haft \u00e1huga \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hvort einhver poppstjarna er \u00f3l\u00e9tt, skilin e\u00f0a br\u00f3karlaus. Hef \u00f3beit \u00e1 r\u00f3gbur\u00f0i en g\u00f3\u00f0l\u00e1tlegt sl\u00fa\u00f0ur um sameiginlega vini vekur stundum \u00e1huga minn.<\/p>\n Ef \u00e9g heyri semi-lj\u00f3ta s\u00f6gu af einhverjum sem m\u00e9r finnst eiga illt skili\u00f0 getur m\u00e9r alveg \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 gott \u00e1 hann en \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fearf l\u00edti\u00f0 til a\u00f0 gle\u00f0ja mig \u00ed \u00feeim efnum. M\u00e9r finnst t.d. gott \u00e1 f\u00edfl ef \u00feau skandalisera \u00e1 fyllir\u00edi e\u00f0a eignast tengdam\u00f6mmu sem er vottur Jeh\u00f3va, en m\u00e9r finnst ekki gott \u00e1 neinn a\u00f0 f\u00f3tbrotna e\u00f0a lenda \u00ed \u00e1starsorg.<\/p>\n 4 \u00a0 G-strengur<\/strong><\/p>\n G-strengir eru n\u00e6rbuxur Satans. \u00c9g hef einu sinni haldi\u00f0 \u00fat h\u00e1lfan dag \u00ed g-streng og m\u00e9r lei\u00f0 eins og \u00e9g v\u00e6ri me\u00f0 r\u00f3fu. Voru \u00fea\u00f0 ekki l\u00edka halanegrar sem fundu upp g-strenginn?<\/p>\n 5 Eyrnasleikjur<\/strong><\/p>\n Hva\u00f0 er a\u00f0 f\u00f3lki sem vill sleikja eyru annarra? Er \u00fea\u00f0 brag\u00f0i\u00f0 af eyrnamergnum sem heillar? Varla eru \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1hrifin \u00e1 eyrnasleikju\u00feolanda sem \u00feeir s\u00e6kjast eftir. M\u00e9r finnst karlma\u00f0ur sem reynir a\u00f0 slefa upp \u00ed eyrun \u00e1 m\u00e9r helst l\u00edkjast m\u00e1sandi hundi og missi umsvifalaust \u00e1huga \u00e1 frekari samskiptum vi\u00f0 hann.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Nesk skora\u00f0i \u00e1 mig a\u00f0 segja fr\u00e1 einhverjum 5 atri\u00f0um sem \u00e9g er hrifin af \u00fe\u00f3tt flestir a\u00f0rir s\u00e9u \u00fea\u00f0 ekki og \u00f6fugt. M\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 eitthva\u00f0 \u00fat fr\u00e1 klukkleiknum. \u00dear sem s\u00e1pu\u00f3pera tilveru minnar er \u00feessa dagana … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa