Zorglubb „klukka\u00f0i mig“. M\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 merki a\u00f0 \u00e9g eigi a\u00f0 opinbera af handah\u00f3fi einhverjar fimm mis\u00f3merkilegar sta\u00f0reyndir um sj\u00e1lfa mig.<\/p>\n
Vandinn er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 allt sem lesendum g\u00e6ti hugsanlega \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e1hugavert \u00ed fari m\u00ednu er \u00feegar komi\u00f0 fram (nema kannski \u00fea\u00f0 sem er hvort sem er ekki bloggh\u00e6ft). \u00c1 hinn b\u00f3ginn skilst m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00feessar sta\u00f0reyndir \u00feurfi alls ekki a\u00f0 vera \u00e1hugaver\u00f0ar, tilgangurinn s\u00e9 alveg eins s\u00e1 a\u00f0 s\u00fdna fram \u00e1 hva\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur er mikill me\u00f0alj\u00f3n.<\/p>\n
H\u00e9r eru allvega 5 atri\u00f0i sem flestir vita ekki um mig.<\/p>\n
F\u00e1ir vita:<\/strong><\/p>\n 1 \u00a0-hvernig \u00e9g er \u00ed r\u00faminu \u00c9g bor\u00f0a aldrei \u00ed r\u00faminu. \u00c9g horfi aldrei \u00e1 sj\u00f3nvarp \u00ed r\u00faminu. \u00c9g les mj\u00f6g sjaldan \u00ed r\u00faminu og \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0eins ef \u00e9g er veik og \u00fea\u00f0 gerist sjaldan.\u00a0\u00dea\u00f0 eina sem \u00e9g geri \u00ed r\u00faminu fyrir utan a\u00f0 sofa er a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0a krossg\u00e1tur e\u00f0a spila scrabble vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfa mig. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi ekki \u00e1huga \u00e1 a\u00f0 gera sitthva\u00f0 fleira \u00ed b\u00e6linu en \u00fea\u00f0 er t\u00edmafrekt a\u00f0 spila scrabble.<\/p>\n \u00c9g sef n\u00e1nast \u00e1 gr\u00fafu, tala oft upp \u00far svefni og fer \u00fe\u00e1 gjarnan me\u00f0 mikla speki er m\u00e9r sagt.<\/p>\n 2 -hva\u00f0 \u00e9g geri \u00ed fr\u00edstundum<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00c9g er ekkert s\u00e9rstaklega miki\u00f0 fyrir f\u00e9lagsleg samskipti og afgrei\u00f0i f\u00e9lagslegar \u00fearfir m\u00ednar yfirleitt \u00ed kaffi- og h\u00e1degishl\u00e9um. A\u00f0eins \u00feeir f\u00e1u vinir m\u00ednir sem nenna a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 mig \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g s\u00e9 me\u00f0 nefi\u00f0 ofan \u00ed krossg\u00e1tu, e\u00f0a a\u00f0 vafra \u00e1 vetinu \u00e1 me\u00f0an, vita hva\u00f0 \u00e9g geri \u00feegar \u00e9g er \u00ed fr\u00edi.<\/p>\n \u00c9g hef \u00ed rauninni engin s\u00e9rst\u00f6k \u00e1hugam\u00e1l. \u00c9g hef enga \u00e1n\u00e6gju af b\u00fa\u00f0ar\u00e1pi og fer sjaldan inn \u00ed verslun nema vita hva\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 kaupa. M\u00e9r finnst lei\u00f0inlegt a\u00f0 fara \u00fat „a\u00f0 skemmta m\u00e9r“ og horfi ekki \u00e1 sj\u00f3nvarp nema c.a. 1-2 klukkut\u00edma \u00e1 m\u00e1nu\u00f0i.<\/p>\n M\u00e9r finnst gaman a\u00f0 fara \u00ed leikh\u00fas, lesa vel skrifa\u00f0a pistla og fylgjast me\u00f0 umr\u00e6\u00f0um um samf\u00e9lagsm\u00e1l \u00e1 netinu. M\u00e9r finnst l\u00edka alveg ofsalega skemmtilegt a\u00f0 eiga samr\u00e6\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sem er n\u00f3gu kl\u00e1rt og skemmtilegt til a\u00f0 koma m\u00e9r \u00e1 \u00f3vart e\u00f0a leggja eitthva\u00f0 n\u00fdtt til m\u00e1lanna en flestir hafa ekkert n\u00fdtt a\u00f0 segja.<\/p>\n 3. -hva\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00f3ttast<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00c9g er ekki s\u00e9rlega \u00f3ttaslegin a\u00f0 e\u00f0lisfari. Finnst \u00f3tti n\u00e1nast g\u00f3\u00f0 tilfinning og f\u00e1tt betra fyrir svefinn en g\u00f3\u00f0 hrollvekja.<\/p>\n Einu sinni var \u00e9g brj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0islega hr\u00e6dd vi\u00f0 rottur. \u00c9g er komin yfir \u00fea\u00f0 versta. M\u00e9r bryg\u00f0i \u00f6rugglega illa vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 rottu upp \u00ed buxnask\u00e1lmina en \u00e9g get horft \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e6r \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpi \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00f0i yfir mig.<\/p>\n M\u00e9r finnst samsetningin eldur og \u00f3viti \u00f3gnvekjandi en \u00fea\u00f0 er b\u00e6\u00f0i r\u00f6kr\u00e9tt og frekar au\u00f0velt a\u00f0 komast hj\u00e1 \u00feeim a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0um. Ef \u00e9g skrifa einhvernt\u00edma hrollvekjuhandit \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 hafa pyndingaatri\u00f0i \u00fear sem f\u00f3rnarlambi\u00f0 er fest vi\u00f0 trimformt\u00e6ki og einum tveggja \u00e1ra hleypt \u00ed takkana. En fyrir utan fullkomlega r\u00f6kr\u00e9ttan \u00f3tta, t.d. vi\u00f0 vopna\u00f0a ge\u00f0sj\u00faklinga, rei\u00f0a nashyrninga og a\u00f0 sitja \u00ed b\u00edl me\u00f0 systur m\u00edna hina bens\u00ednk\u00e1tu undir st\u00fdri er \u00e9g eiginlega ekki hr\u00e6dd vi\u00f0 neitt s\u00e9rstakt.<\/p>\n \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem \u00e9g man eftir \u00ed augnablikinu sem veldur m\u00e9r verulegri skelfingu er tilhugsunin um a\u00f0 \u00e9g muni kannski l\u00edkjast m\u00f3\u00f0ur minni me\u00f0 aldrinum.<\/p>\n 4 – hva\u00f0 \u00e9g er s\u00e9rvitur<\/strong><\/p>\n M\u00e9r er alveg sama hvar \u00e9g sit og \u00far hva\u00f0a k\u00f6nnu \u00e9g drekk en s\u00e9rviska m\u00edn birtist bara \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum svi\u00f0um og hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera \u00f3\u00feolandi fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 sem ver\u00f0a fyrir henni. Af almennum mann\u00fa\u00f0arsj\u00f3narmi\u00f0um reyni \u00e9g a\u00f0 halda tikt\u00farum m\u00ednum leyndum. \u00c9g hugsa a\u00f0 jafnvel vinum m\u00ednum komi \u00e1 \u00f3vart hva\u00f0 \u00e9g er \u00ed rauninni s\u00e9rvitur.<\/p>\n \u00c9g er frekar umbur\u00f0arlynd gagnvart sl\u00e6mri umgengni en samt mj\u00f6g fastheldin \u00e1 hluti sem skipta minna m\u00e1li, t.d. \u00fea\u00f0 hvernig \u00e9g vil l\u00e1ta brj\u00f3ta \u00fevottinn minn saman og ra\u00f0a \u00ed eldh\u00fasssk\u00e1pana. Ef einhver annar geri \u00fea\u00f0 „laga“ \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed laumi s\u00ed\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n Sumt af \u00fev\u00ed sem fer \u00ed taugarnar \u00e1 m\u00e9r sem er beinl\u00ednis f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegt a\u00f0 taka inn \u00e1 sig. \u00c9g finn t.d. til rei\u00f0i (ekki pirrings heldur svona heilagrar rei\u00f0i) ef s\u00e1 sem \u00fev\u00e6r upp skilur eftir rusl \u00ed vaskinum og ef einhver drepur \u00ed s\u00edgarettu \u00e1 matar\u00edl\u00e1ti er fyrsta hugsun m\u00edn s\u00fa a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a m\u00e9r \u00fati um g\u00f3\u00f0a \u00f6xi og missa hana \u00ed enni\u00f0 \u00e1 vi\u00f0komandi. \u00c9g \u00feoli varla a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 f\u00f3lk setja hn\u00edf upp \u00ed sig og svo m\u00e6tti lengi telja.<\/p>\n S\u00e9rviska m\u00edn var\u00f0andi m\u00e1lfar veldur m\u00e9r stundum vandr\u00e6\u00f0um \u00ed vinnu. \u00deegar \u00e9g er a\u00f0 pr\u00f3farkarlesa lei\u00f0r\u00e9tti \u00e9g i\u00f0ulega svo miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00f6fundur ver\u00f0ur s\u00e1rm\u00f3\u00f0ga\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n 5. -\u00e1 hva\u00f0a svi\u00f0um \u00e9g er raunverulega bilu\u00f0<\/strong><\/p>\n Stundum er hugsun m\u00edn algerlega \u00far takti vi\u00f0 raunveruleikann.<\/p>\n D\u00e6mi: \u00c9g er \u00ed l\u00e6gri m\u00f6rkum kj\u00f6r\u00feyngdar og hef veri\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00f6mu \u00feyngd fr\u00e1 16 \u00e1ra aldri. \u00c9g hef alltaf geta\u00f0 \u00e9ti\u00f0 eins og hross \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hyggjur af holdafari m\u00ednu. Samt get t.d. aldrei gengi\u00f0 fram hj\u00e1 augl\u00fdsingum um megrunarlyf \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e6r gaumg\u00e6filega. \u00c9g hef m.a.s. keypt m\u00e9r megrunart\u00f6flur. Henti \u00feeim au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g kom heim. Hversu ge\u00f0veikt er \u00fea\u00f0?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Zorglubb „klukka\u00f0i mig“. M\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 merki a\u00f0 \u00e9g eigi a\u00f0 opinbera af handah\u00f3fi einhverjar fimm mis\u00f3merkilegar sta\u00f0reyndir um sj\u00e1lfa mig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,1],"tags":[227],"class_list":["post-2179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-3-hluti-i-frjalsu-falli","category-oflokkad-allt-efni","tag-daegradvol"],"yoast_head":"\n
\n<\/strong>Svari\u00f0 er: venjulega sofandi.<\/p>\n