P\u00edplaugur hinn kven\u00fereifni er a\u00f0 eigin s\u00f6gn mj\u00f6g s\u00e9rstakur ma\u00f0ur. \u00c9g t\u00f3k \u00ed spa\u00f0ann \u00e1 honum og s\u00fdndi honum a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur og innan 2ja m\u00edn\u00fatna var hann b\u00fainn a\u00f0 koma \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri skilinn vi\u00f0 konuna s\u00edna og b\u00fainn a\u00f0 ganga \u00f3vart utan \u00ed mig \u00ferisvar sinnum \u00ed \u00feessu 40 fermetra herbergi. \u00c9g f\u00e9kk strax \u00e1 tilfinninguna a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i megni\u00f0 af hugmyndum s\u00ednum um starfssvi\u00f0 p\u00edpulagningarmanna \u00far kl\u00e1mmyndum \u00fev\u00ed hann virtist ekki sj\u00e1 neinn mun \u00e1 ni\u00f0urfalli og vatnsinntaki og sag\u00f0ist ekki geta byrja\u00f0 fyrr en P\u00edpmundur hinn g\u00f3\u00f0i v\u00e6ri m\u00e6ttur. \u00c9g bau\u00f0 honum kaffi af kurteisi minni \u00e1 me\u00f0an vi\u00f0 bi\u00f0um eftir meistaranum. Kannski hefur hann skili\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem merki um a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri haldin br\u00e1\u00f0abr\u00f3kars\u00f3tt. Allavega sag\u00f0i hann m\u00e9r alveg \u00ed \u00f3spur\u00f0um fr\u00e9ttum a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i ekki kennt kvenmanns \u00ed 14 m\u00e1nu\u00f0i.<\/p>\n
-Jah\u00e9rna, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00ed fremur \u00e1hugalausum t\u00f3n, s\u00f3tti g-mj\u00f3lk \u00ed kaffi\u00f0 og sneri talinu aftur a\u00f0 p\u00edpul\u00f6gnunum.<\/p>\n
En P\u00edplaugur var aldeilis ekki af baki dottinn.
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 er eitt sem mig langar a\u00f0 segja \u00fe\u00e9r Eva, sag\u00f0i hann \u00ed tr\u00fana\u00f0art\u00f3n og r\u00e9tti fram b\u00e1\u00f0a l\u00f3fana. Andartak h\u00e9lt \u00e9g a\u00f0 hann \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja mig a\u00f0 lesa \u00ed l\u00f3fana s\u00edna en hann h\u00e9lt \u00e1fram:
\n-Sj\u00e1\u00f0u hendurnar \u00e1 m\u00e9r, \u00e9g hef rosalega g\u00f3\u00f0ar hendur. \u00c9g er sko mj\u00f6g g\u00f3\u00f0ur nuddari og \u00e9g hef hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a upp \u00e1 nudd \u00ed hj\u00e1verkum, svona ef \u00fe\u00fa hefur \u00e1huga.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g s\u00e1 \u00ed hendi m\u00e9r a\u00f0 sl\u00edkan happafeng m\u00e6tti \u00e9g ekki l\u00e1ta m\u00e9r \u00far greipum ganga. Eftir a\u00f0eins 5 m\u00edn\u00fatna kynni var hann b\u00fainn a\u00f0 segja m\u00e9r allt \u00fea\u00f0 mikilv\u00e6gasta um sj\u00e1lfan sig, svosem eins og a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 kvenmannslaus \u00ed 14 m\u00e1nu\u00f0i og v\u00e6ri g\u00f3\u00f0ur nuddari. \u00dea\u00f0 m\u00e1tti ekki miklu muna a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e9lli \u00e1 kn\u00e9 og b\u00e6\u00f0i hans \u00e1 sta\u00f0num en \u00e9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a a\u00f0eins me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n
-Alveg er \u00feetta merkilegt, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g. Vi\u00f0 Sp\u00fankhildur h\u00f6fum einmitt veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 huglei\u00f0a m\u00f6guleikana \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 nota kjallaraherbergi\u00f0 fyrir fleira en nornafundi og daginn eftir birtist h\u00e9r nuddari og b\u00fd\u00f0ur fram \u00fej\u00f3nustu s\u00edna. Svona virkar galdur sj\u00e1\u00f0u til, \u00feetta getur bara ekki veri\u00f0 tilviljun. L\u00edklega er \u00feetta merki fr\u00e1 Mamm\u00f3ni um a\u00f0 hann \u00e6tli okkur a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0a \u00feig til starfa og setja upp nuddstofu \u00ed kjallaranum.<\/p>\n
P\u00edplaugur var\u00f0 ofbo\u00f0l\u00edti\u00f0 skr\u00fdtinn \u00e1 svipinn.
\n-Ja, \u00e9g \u00e1tti n\u00fa kannski ekki alveg vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega \u00ed fullri vinnu, sag\u00f0i hann og neri hinar g\u00f3\u00f0u hendur s\u00ednar.
\n-\u00deetta yr\u00f0i au\u00f0vita\u00f0 aldrei full vinna en \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt a\u00f0 mega h\u00f3a \u00ed \u00feig ef vi\u00f0 f\u00e1um k\u00fanna sem \u00f3ska eftir \u00fev\u00ed, svara\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n-\u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa ekki, \u00e9g er ekki me\u00f0 nein r\u00e9ttindi en \u00e9g hef \u00feetta alveg \u00ed m\u00e9r, svona ef \u00fe\u00e9r er illt \u00ed bakinu e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0…
\n\u00c9g horf\u00f0i dj\u00fapt \u00ed augu P\u00edplaugs og sag\u00f0i:
\n-\u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00feurfir ekki r\u00e9ttindi til a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a upp \u00e1 sl\u00f6kunarnudd. \u00c9g f\u00e6 \u00feig bara til a\u00f0 nudda hana m\u00f3\u00f0ur m\u00edna. \u00c9g f\u00e6 aldrei \u00ed baki\u00f0 sj\u00e1lf en h\u00fan er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega offitusj\u00faklingur og alltaf me\u00f0 einhverja verki. H\u00fan finnur eins og skot hvort \u00fe\u00fa ert virkilega g\u00f3\u00f0ur og \u00fe\u00e1 getum vi\u00f0 bara r\u00e1\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feig.<\/p>\n
\u00cd \u00feessu kom P\u00edpmundur hinn g\u00f3\u00f0i a\u00f0v\u00edfandi og \u00fe\u00f3tt undarlegt megi vir\u00f0ast hafa nuddarah\u00e6fileikar P\u00edplaugs hins kven\u00fereifna bara ekkert borist \u00ed tal s\u00ed\u00f0an.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
P\u00edplaugur hinn kven\u00fereifni er a\u00f0 eigin s\u00f6gn mj\u00f6g s\u00e9rstakur ma\u00f0ur. \u00c9g t\u00f3k \u00ed spa\u00f0ann \u00e1 honum og s\u00fdndi honum a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur og innan 2ja m\u00edn\u00fatna var hann b\u00fainn a\u00f0 koma \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri skilinn vi\u00f0 konuna s\u00edna og b\u00fainn a\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa