Lj\u00faflingurinn sem elskar mig er svosem \u00e1g\u00e6tis ma\u00f0ur, af karlmanni a\u00f0 vera, en gallinn er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 hann \u00e1 konu sem er \u00feokkalega heil \u00e1 ge\u00f0smunum, af konu a\u00f0 vera. M\u00e9r finnst gaman a\u00f0 vera elsku\u00f0 en hef stagast \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0asta \u00e1ri\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g k\u00e6ri mig ekki um a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a hj\u00e1kona hans. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00feykir honum lei\u00f0inlegt. Allavega s\u00fdndi hann g\u00edfurlegan \u00e1huga \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hafa mig sem frillu alveg \u00fear til \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ustu viku.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 vildi \u00feannig til a\u00f0 \u00e9g hringdi \u00ed hann og sag\u00f0ist sakna hans. Venjulega er \u00fea\u00f0 hann sem hringir \u00ed mig og hann hefur oft or\u00f0i\u00f0 h\u00e1lfsp\u00e6ldur yfir \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 \u00e9g er lei\u00f0inleg \u00ed s\u00edma. \u00dea\u00f0 hefur samt ekkert me\u00f0 hann a\u00f0 gera, m\u00e9r bara lei\u00f0ist a\u00f0 nota s\u00edma sem samskiptat\u00e6ki. Hva\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0, s\u00ed\u00f0ustu daga hefur hann allavega veri\u00f0 \u00f3venju s\u00edmalatur sj\u00e1lfur og ekki komi\u00f0 \u00ed heims\u00f3kn \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g hafi hvatt hann til \u00feess. \u00deetta er alveg n\u00fdtt mynstur.<\/p>\n
L\u00e6rd\u00f3murinn sem draga m\u00e1 af \u00feessari s\u00f6gu er enginn n\u00fdr sannleikur; viljir\u00f0u losa \u00feig vi\u00f0 karlmann, s\u00fdndu \u00fe\u00e1 merki um a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa viljir hitta hann oftar. \u00de\u00fa getur t.d. nota\u00f0 galdraor\u00f0in „\u00e9g sakna \u00fe\u00edn“ en ef \u00fe\u00fa vilt koma manni til a\u00f0 hlaupa skaltu pr\u00f3fa a\u00f0 segja „\u00e9g elska \u00feig“. Ef \u00fe\u00fa vilt hinsvegar a\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn elski \u00feig, d\u00e1i og \u00fer\u00e1i, svara\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 ekki sms bo\u00f0um nema \u00ed 3. hvert sinn, ekki hringja \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fe\u00fa sj\u00e1ir „missed call \u00e1 s\u00edmanum“ og haf\u00f0u yfir t\u00f6fra\u00feuluna „greyi\u00f0 mitt h\u00e6ttu n\u00fa \u00feessum bj\u00e1nagangi“ ef hann gerir sig l\u00edklegan til a\u00f0 snerta \u00feig. H\u00fan virkar -\u00ed alv\u00f6ru. Ma\u00f0ur \u00fearf ekki einu sinni a\u00f0 mynda nornahring e\u00f0a gala sei\u00f0.<\/p>\n
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Lj\u00faflingurinn sem elskar mig er svosem \u00e1g\u00e6tis ma\u00f0ur, af karlmanni a\u00f0 vera, en gallinn er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 hann \u00e1 konu sem er \u00feokkalega heil \u00e1 ge\u00f0smunum, af konu a\u00f0 vera. M\u00e9r finnst gaman a\u00f0 vera elsku\u00f0 en hef stagast \u00e1 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa