Af \u00f6llu \u00cdsalands samsafni heiladau\u00f0ra f\u00e1vita er rj\u00f3minn og lj\u00f3minn samankominn \u00e1 vefnum einkamal.is<\/p>\n
\u00dear getur t.a.m. a\u00f0 l\u00edta st\u00f3ran flokk karla sem strax \u00ed fyrsta br\u00e9fi gefa upp n\u00e1kv\u00e6m m\u00e1l \u00e1 lengd og umfangi besefa s\u00edns og m\u00e1 af \u00fev\u00ed r\u00e1\u00f0a hversu \u00e1hugaver\u00f0ur vi\u00f0komandi hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru leyti.<\/p>\n
Upp \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0kasti\u00f0 hef \u00e9g einnig fengi\u00f0 nokku\u00f0 m\u00f6rg skeyti fr\u00e1 drengjum \u00e1 aldrinum 17-22ja \u00e1ra, sem hafa mikinn \u00e1huga \u00e1 eldri konum og vir\u00f0ast \u00e1l\u00edta a\u00f0 ekkert \u00fer\u00e1i „eldri kona“ heitar \u00ed l\u00edfinu en ungan fola sem hefur \u00fathald til a\u00f0 andskotast \u00e1 henni svo klukkut\u00edmum skiptir. Fylgir sl\u00edkum skeytum gjarnan \u00edtarleg l\u00fdsing \u00e1 kl\u00e1mmyndabr\u00f6g\u00f0um \u00fdmsum sem ekki v\u00e6ri s\u00e6mandi a\u00f0 hafa eftir \u00e1 opinni vefs\u00ed\u00f0u. S\u00f6kum hins \u00fatbreidda kvilla er vir\u00f0ist \u00fejaka st\u00f3ran hluta \u00feeirra sem nota vefinn og nefna m\u00e1 s\u00e9rt\u00e6ka stafsetningarr\u00f6skun er t\u00e6past h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 \u00e6tlast til \u00feess a\u00f0 nokkur manneskja leggi \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 sig a\u00f0 lesa allar augl\u00fdsingar fr\u00e1 \u00feeim sem svara en til lei\u00f0beiningar m\u00e1 geta \u00feess a\u00f0 kyntr\u00f6ll \u00e1 \u00feessum aldri nota gjarna or\u00f0 eins og h\u00e6bb, neibbs e\u00f0a jebbs \u00ed fyrsta br\u00e9fi.<\/p>\n
Skal n\u00fa teki\u00f0 d\u00e6mi um netspjall mitt vi\u00f0 d\u00e6miger\u00f0an kvennlj\u00f3ma \u00e1 einkamal.is. Teki\u00f0 skal fram a\u00f0 notandanafn er uppspuni.<\/p>\n
Tr\u00f6lli: Hva\u00f0 seijist?
\nEva: \u00de\u00fa meinar l\u00edklega segist?
\nTr\u00f6lli: Ha segist, ka\u00f0 \u00e1ttu vi\u00f0? Ertu gr\u00f6\u00f0?
\nEva: \u00c9g hef bara engar uppl\u00fdsingar \u00ed h\u00f6ndunum um sta\u00f0la\u00f0a samr\u00e6\u00f0isf\u00fdsn svo \u00e9g geri m\u00e9r ekki nokkra grein fyrir e\u00f0lisgreddu minni samanbori\u00f0 vi\u00f0 anna\u00f0 kvenf\u00f3lk. Annars finnst m\u00e9r d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 frekt a\u00f0 hefja samtal \u00e1 \u00feessari spurningu.
\nTr\u00f6lli: en n\u00fana, ertu gr\u00f6\u00f0 n\u00fana?
\nEva: Ef \u00e9g v\u00e6ri gr\u00f6\u00f0 n\u00fana \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ri \u00e9g n\u00fa l\u00edklega a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed og s\u00e6ti \u00fe\u00e1 varla vi\u00f0 t\u00f6lvuna. En \u00fe\u00fa, ert \u00fe\u00fa d\u00f3ni a\u00f0 e\u00f0lisfari e\u00f0a ertu bara svona heimskur?
\nTr\u00f6lli: Neibbs, \u00e9g er ekkit heimskur en \u00e9g er gra\u00f0ur -grrr.
\nEva: Neibbs?!!! Drottinn minn d\u00fdri, hva\u00f0 ertu eiginlega gamall?
\nTr\u00f6lli: 18 \u00e1ra. Hurru, \u00e9g hef \u00e1huga \u00e1 a\u00f0 pr\u00f3a eldri konu. Viltikki taka einn ungann \u00ed kennslu?
\nEva: \u00c9g get kennt \u00fe\u00e9r stafsetningu. \u00de\u00fa m\u00e1tt l\u00edka koma heim til m\u00edn og leika vi\u00f0 krakkana m\u00edna \u00ed Play Station, kannski f\u00e1i\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 sleikj\u00f3 ef \u00fei\u00f0 taki\u00f0 til eftir ykkur.
\nTr\u00f6lli: V\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri gegt. Nei kommon flotta ge\u00f0u s\u00e9ns, \u00e9g er me\u00f0 \u00f3gissla st\u00f3ran.
\nEva: J\u00e6ja vinur, \u00fea\u00f0 var gott a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa f\u00e9kkst st\u00f3ran sleikj\u00f3 fyrir a\u00f0 taka til \u00ed herberginu \u00fe\u00ednu, \u00fe\u00fa ert \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega dugna\u00f0ardrengur og n\u00fa ver\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara \u00fat me\u00f0 rusli\u00f0. vertu s\u00e6ll.
\nTr\u00f6lli: B\u00eddd aeins. viltu mig ekki?
\nTr\u00f6lli: \u00c9g get gert \u00fea\u00f0 5 sinnum \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0.
\nTr\u00f6lli: Haf\u00f0u samband. \u00fe\u00fa munt ekki sj\u00e1 eftir \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Af \u00f6llu \u00cdsalands samsafni heiladau\u00f0ra f\u00e1vita er rj\u00f3minn og lj\u00f3minn samankominn \u00e1 vefnum einkamal.is \u00dear getur t.a.m. a\u00f0 l\u00edta st\u00f3ran flokk karla sem strax \u00ed fyrsta br\u00e9fi gefa upp n\u00e1kv\u00e6m m\u00e1l \u00e1 lengd og umfangi besefa s\u00edns og m\u00e1 af … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa