N\u00fa er \u00e9g loksins b\u00fain a\u00f0 hitta \u00feetta satan\u00edska kvendi sem n\u00e1grannarnir hafa tala\u00f0 svo miki\u00f0 um. \u00c9g j\u00e1ta a\u00f0 \u00ed fyrstu h\u00e9lt \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fatlendingaford\u00f3mar kynnu a\u00f0 spila inn \u00ed ums\u00f6gn grannanna um Rusl\u00f6nu (vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum a\u00f0 h\u00fan heiti eitthva\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is) en hef n\u00fa komist a\u00f0 \u00feeirri ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 h\u00fan eigi fyllilega skilinn galdurinn sem Sp\u00fankhildur kasta\u00f0i \u00e1 hana \u00ed morgun.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g var a\u00f0 m\u00e1la gluggana \u00feegar Rusla birtist til a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja eitthva\u00f0 sem h\u00fan haf\u00f0i skili\u00f0 eftir \u00ed h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0inu. H\u00fan sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r undan og ofan af harms\u00f6gu fyrirt\u00e6kjareksturs s\u00edns en eftir a\u00f0 hafa eytt 6 vikum \u00ed undirb\u00faning kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 til a\u00f0 reka veitingas\u00f6lu \u00fearf v\u00edst veitingaleyfi, loftr\u00e6stingu og sitthva\u00f0 fleira sem henni haf\u00f0i l\u00e1\u00f0st a\u00f0 gera r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir.<\/p>\n
-Vinnueftirlit ekki leyfa neitt og kosta miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa veitingaleyfi. M\u00e1 ekki steikja, m\u00e1 ekki grilla, m\u00e1 ekki m\u00e1 ekki, svo \u00e9g bara gera sjoppa, sag\u00f0i Rusla og d\u00e6sti.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g kinka\u00f0i kolli me\u00f0 hluttekningu og sleppti \u00fev\u00ed alveg a\u00f0 vi\u00f0ra \u00fe\u00e1 sko\u00f0un m\u00edna a\u00f0 hugsanlega hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 taka skynsamlegri \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un en a\u00f0 fara \u00ed beina samkeppni vi\u00f0 fyrrum vinnuveitendur s\u00edna sem reka r\u00f3tgr\u00f3na hverfissjoppu beint \u00e1 m\u00f3ti, enda ekki \u00ed m\u00ednu valdi a\u00f0 kenna \u00feessari \u00f3g\u00e6fus\u00f6mu sjoppukonu fyrirt\u00e6kjarekstur.<\/p>\n
-Og svo bara koma engin f\u00f3lk og ekki margir sem b\u00faa h\u00e9r og l\u00edka \u00f6nnur sjoppa h\u00e9rna svo \u00e9g bara fara \u00ed f\u00fdlu og h\u00e6tta, h\u00e9lt h\u00fan \u00e1fram.<\/p>\n
J\u00fa, \u00e9g var svosem b\u00fain a\u00f0 fr\u00e9tta \u00fea\u00f0. Haf\u00f0i v\u00edst r\u00f6lt sig yfir \u00ed samkeppnissjoppuna og bo\u00f0i\u00f0 eigendum a\u00f0 kaupa af s\u00e9r reksturinn. Ekki samt fyrr en \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum degi. H\u00fan h\u00e9lt svo \u00fat \u00ed heilan m\u00e1nu\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur en h\u00fan bara fara \u00ed f\u00fdlu og h\u00e6tta<\/em>.<\/p>\n \u00c9g h\u00e9lt \u00e1fram a\u00f0 kinka kolli og t\u00f3k hikstalaust undir sp\u00e1d\u00f3ma hennar um a\u00f0 mitt fyrirt\u00e6ki v\u00e6ri sama sem dau\u00f0ad\u00e6mt \u00e1 \u00feessum sta\u00f0. H\u00fan bau\u00f0 m\u00e9r svo hluta af innr\u00e9ttingunum, b\u00fa\u00f0arbor\u00f0 me\u00f0 m\u00f6rgun hillum, til kaups \u00e1 30.000 kr. M\u00e9r fannst ver\u00f0i\u00f0 fullh\u00e1tt fyrir ekki merklegra bor\u00f0 en sag\u00f0ist skyldu bera \u00fea\u00f0 undir Sp\u00fankhildi. fimm m\u00edn\u00fatum eftir a\u00f0 h\u00fan f\u00f3r hringdi h\u00fan svo \u00ed mig og sag\u00f0ist \u00feurfa a\u00f0 f\u00e1 45.000 fyrir bor\u00f0i\u00f0. Af minni h\u00e1lfu var m\u00e1li\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feegar dautt.<\/p>\n Tveim t\u00edmum s\u00ed\u00f0ar kom h\u00fan aftur til a\u00f0 semja vi\u00f0 Listamanninn um ver\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fdmsum breytingum sem h\u00fan haf\u00f0i l\u00e1ti\u00f0 gera \u00e1 h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0inu \u00e1n hans vitundar og sam\u00feykkis, m.a. vildi h\u00fan a\u00f0 hann greiddi fyrir gr\u00e6na fl\u00f6gutexg\u00f3lflakki\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 vorum einmitt \u00ed \u00feann veg a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 lakka yfir s\u00f6kum \u00f3venjulegs lj\u00f3tleika \u00feess. Listama\u00f0urinn sem er hi\u00f0 mesta lj\u00fafmenni aft\u00f3k \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed mestu r\u00f3smemi og dr\u00f3 auk \u00feess \u00ed efa r\u00e9ttm\u00e6ti \u00feess a\u00f0 h\u00fan kref\u00f0i hann um tugi \u00fe\u00fasunda fyrir a\u00f0 minnka dyrnar og taldi \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0ger\u00f0 vera skemmdarverk fremur en endurb\u00e6tur. Ekki st\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1 svarinu hj\u00e1 Ruslu, h\u00fan stillti s\u00e9r upp \u00ed g\u00e6ttinni og sag\u00f0i;<\/p>\n -\u00dea\u00f0 er ekki l\u00edti\u00f0 sj\u00e1\u00f0u, n\u00f3g pl\u00e1ss fyrir mig. \u00de\u00fa bara h\u00e1vaxinn! Vi\u00f0 Sp\u00fankhildur f\u00f3rum \u00e1 kaffih\u00fas \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00feau ger\u00f0u \u00fat um restina. \u00deegar vi\u00f0 komum aftur var listama\u00f0urinn farinn en Rusla bau\u00f0 okkur bor\u00f0i\u00f0 (sm\u00ed\u00f0a\u00f0 \u00far hillu listamannsins) \u00ed \u00feetta sinn \u00e1 30.000. Vi\u00f0 af\u00fe\u00f6kku\u00f0um.<\/p>\n S\u00ed\u00f0ar kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 h\u00fan haf\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feegar sami\u00f0 vi\u00f0 listamanninn um \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 ver\u00f0 fyrir allar innr\u00e9ttingar, \u00fe.m.t. \u00feetta st\u00f3rmerkilega bor\u00f0. N\u00fa j\u00e6ja, h\u00fan hefur v\u00e6ntanlega reikna\u00f0 me\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 myndum nota \u00fea\u00f0 hvort sem er og \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 ekki a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 tv\u00edgreitt? \u00deetta kallar ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 kunna a\u00f0 bjarga s\u00e9r.<\/p>\n Sp\u00fankhildur er b\u00fain a\u00f0 kasta \u00e1 hana galdri. Ef hann heppnast munu vaxa sv\u00f6rt h\u00e1r \u00fat \u00far nefinu \u00e1 henni. \u00c9g vona a\u00f0 hann heppnist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" N\u00fa er \u00e9g loksins b\u00fain a\u00f0 hitta \u00feetta satan\u00edska kvendi sem n\u00e1grannarnir hafa tala\u00f0 svo miki\u00f0 um. \u00c9g j\u00e1ta a\u00f0 \u00ed fyrstu h\u00e9lt \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fatlendingaford\u00f3mar kynnu a\u00f0 spila inn \u00ed ums\u00f6gn grannanna um Rusl\u00f6nu (vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum a\u00f0 h\u00fan heiti … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
\nListama\u00f0urinn neita\u00f0i samt a\u00f0 borga styttinguna \u00e1 hur\u00f0inni og manndr\u00e1ps\u00fer\u00f6skuldinn sem hann haf\u00f0i hvorki be\u00f0i\u00f0 um n\u00e9 sam\u00feykkt. \u00de\u00e1 arga\u00f0i Rusla. H\u00fan arga\u00f0i l\u00edka \u00feegar listama\u00f0urinn neita\u00f0i a\u00f0 grei\u00f0a 45.000 kr\u00f3nur fyrir fyrrnefnt b\u00fa\u00f0arbor\u00f0, \u00fear sem uppista\u00f0an \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed v\u00e6ri hilla \u00ed hans eigu, sem hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 notu\u00f0 til a\u00f0 sm\u00ed\u00f0a bor\u00f0 \u00far a\u00f0 honum forspur\u00f0um.<\/p>\n