\u00c9g er \u00ed h\u00e1dramat\u00edskri s\u00e1larangist.<\/p>\n
Loksins get \u00e9g keypt m\u00e1lningu \u00e1 \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina m\u00edna. H\u00fan er \u00f6ll \u00e1 litinn eins og hv\u00edtir veggir ver\u00f0a \u00e1 heimilium \u00fear sem er reykt innan dyra og n\u00fa er ekki einu sinni n\u00f3gu dimmt \u00e1 kv\u00f6ldin til a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur geti fali\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0 kertalj\u00f3sum. \u00c9g er a\u00f0 velta \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r hvort \u00feessi \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gindi \u00ed \u00f6ndunarf\u00e6runum \u00e1 m\u00e9r, sem vir\u00f0ast vera or\u00f0in kr\u00f3n\u00edsk, s\u00e9u kannski bara m\u00f3\u00f0urs\u00fdkisleg vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00feessi eldkl\u00e1ri l\u00edkami minn skynjar sem merki um a\u00f0 t\u00f3baksreykur g\u00e6ti komist \u00ed n\u00e1munda vi\u00f0 hann. G\u00e6ti l\u00edka veri\u00f0 ofn\u00e6mi fyrir illfyglinu en \u00fe\u00f3tt heil fylking lungnas\u00e9rfr\u00e6\u00f0inga myndi sverja \u00fea\u00f0 fyrir r\u00e9tti myndi Darri ekki tr\u00faa \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n
S\u00e1larangist m\u00edn stafar af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g veit ekkert hvernig \u00e9g vil m\u00e1la hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u00cdb\u00fa\u00f0in er fram\u00farstefnuleg \u00ed laginu og minimalistali\u00f0\u00ed\u00f0 hj\u00e1 V\u00f6lu Matt yr\u00f0i \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega hrifi\u00f0. En \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki alveg \u00e9g. M\u00e9r finnst ekkert heimilslegt vi\u00f0 h\u00e1lft\u00f3mar \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ir me\u00f0 einni glersk\u00e1l me\u00f0 gr\u00e6num eplum \u00ed og h\u00fasg\u00f6gn sem einkennast af beinum l\u00ednum og sl\u00e9ttum fl\u00f6tum, \u00fev\u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ur finnst m\u00e9r eitugr\u00e6nt, sk\u00e6rgult og appels\u00ednurautt passa \u00e1 heimili. \u00c1g\u00e6tt \u00ed v\u00e9lsmi\u00f0ju kannski.<\/p>\n
M\u00edn innri kona er kona. Innst inni vil \u00e9g n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega \u00fea\u00f0 sama og \u00e9g vil yst \u00fati. \u00c9g vil sm\u00e1ger\u00f0 mynstur, hl\u00fdja liti, furu me\u00f0 sm\u00e1vegis skrauti, glugga me\u00f0 sm\u00e1r\u00fa\u00f0um og listum og fullt af br\u00fa\u00f0um og \u00f6\u00f0ru fallegu og r\u00f3mant\u00edsku d\u00f3ti. En \u00fea\u00f0 passar bara ekkert h\u00e9rna inn. Svo vil \u00e9g l\u00edka s\u00e6tan og g\u00f3\u00f0an og skemmtilegan mann en svolei\u00f0is ma\u00f0ur passar ekki h\u00e9rna inn heldur. Ef \u00e9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 finna mann \u00ed st\u00edl vi\u00f0 \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina yr\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 einhver art\u00ed uppskafningur sem mig langar ekki a\u00f0 \u00feekkja, hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 hafa heima hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
Mig langar ekki a\u00f0 b\u00faa \u00ed \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni minni. \u00c9g passa ekki inn \u00ed hana. Ekki frekar en f\u00e6turnir \u00e1 m\u00e9r passa \u00ed sk\u00f3 n\u00famer 39. \u00deessvegna \u00e1 \u00e9g enga sk\u00f3 me\u00f0 15 cm pinnah\u00e6lum. \u00deeir f\u00e1st ekki \u00ed m\u00ednu n\u00fameri, ekki frekar en karlmenn.<\/p>\n
Kannski er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki bara \u00e9g. Kannski er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0in sem passar ekki fyrir mig.<\/p>\n
Samt \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 m\u00e1la.
\n-Ma\u00f0ur ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 hafa eitthva\u00f0 til a\u00f0 dramakastast yfir \u00e1 me\u00f0an enginn karlma\u00f0ur er til sta\u00f0ar til a\u00f0 vi\u00f0halda dramadrottningarsyndrominu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g er \u00ed h\u00e1dramat\u00edskri s\u00e1larangist. Loksins get \u00e9g keypt m\u00e1lningu \u00e1 \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina m\u00edna. H\u00fan er \u00f6ll \u00e1 litinn eins og hv\u00edtir veggir ver\u00f0a \u00e1 heimilium \u00fear sem er reykt innan dyra og n\u00fa er ekki einu sinni n\u00f3gu dimmt \u00e1 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa