N\u00fa eru 3 og h\u00e1lft \u00e1r s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a r\u00edk \u00e1 n\u00e6stu 5 \u00e1rum. \u00c1 \u00feeim t\u00edma virtist \u00fea\u00f0 fjarst\u00e6\u00f0ukennt. \u00c9g hef yfirleitt \u00f3sk\u00f6p litlar \u00e1hyggjur af tr\u00fa annarra \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g tek m\u00e9r fyrir hendur svo \u00e9g var ekkert a\u00f0 liggja \u00e1 \u00feessu n\u00fdja \u00e1hugam\u00e1li m\u00ednu \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g \u00e6tti von \u00e1 a\u00f0 or\u00f0i\u00f0 „\u00f3raunh\u00e6ft“ \u00e6tti eftir a\u00f0 koma fyrir nokku\u00f0 oft \u00ed umr\u00e6\u00f0unni. S\u00e1 sp\u00e1d\u00f3mur gekk eftir, svo r\u00e6kilega a\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g sag\u00f0i Kela hva\u00f0a t\u00f6lur \u00e9g vildi sj\u00e1, f\u00e9kk hann \u00f3sviki\u00f0 hl\u00e1turskast.<\/p>\n
Satt a\u00f0 segja mi\u00f0a\u00f0i m\u00e9r ekki sp\u00f6nn fyrsta \u00e1ri\u00f0. F\u00f3r \u00e1 fullt \u00ed tengslamarka\u00f0ssetningu (sem \u00e9g fer enn ekki ofan af a\u00f0 s\u00e9 st\u00f3rsni\u00f0ugt fyrirb\u00e6ri) en g\u00f3\u00f0ir hlutir ger\u00f0ust \u00ed \u00feessu tilviki of h\u00e6gt til a\u00f0 koma m\u00e9r af rau\u00f0a sv\u00e6\u00f0inu og \u00feegar ma\u00f0urinn sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i teki\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 ala upp, t\u00f3k s\u00e6ng s\u00edna og gekk, \u00e1tta\u00f0i \u00e9g mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g haf\u00f0i hvort sem var ekki s\u00e9\u00f0 hann vakandi \u00ed meira en m\u00e1nu\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 sjaldan a\u00f0 \u00e9g var heima var hann a\u00f0 vinna. Spurningin „hva\u00f0 m\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 kosta?“ f\u00f3r a\u00f0 banka upp \u00e1. \u00dea\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0a vi\u00f0 markmi\u00f0 er a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1 alltaf breyta \u00feeim. \u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 af kr\u00f6funni og ver\u00f0a frekar r\u00edkt gamalmenni.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g j\u00e1ta: \u00c9g geng \u00ed f\u00f6tum sem systir m\u00edn Sj\u00e1lfsvir\u00f0ingin myndi aldrei l\u00e1ta sj\u00e1 sig \u00ed og \u00feigg stundum launatilbo\u00f0 sem h\u00fan t\u00e6ki sem hreinni og kl\u00e1rri m\u00f3\u00f0gun. Innb\u00fai\u00f0 mitt er samsafn af g\u00f6mlu d\u00f3ti sem a\u00f0rir telja fyrir ne\u00f0an s\u00edna vir\u00f0ingu a\u00f0 hafa b\u00edlsk\u00farnum hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r. Synir m\u00ednir munu s\u00ed\u00f0ar \u00e1 \u00e6vinni \u00fearfnast s\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0ime\u00f0fer\u00f0ar vegna grj\u00f3nagrautar og pasta ofbeldis \u00ed barn\u00e6sku. \u00deetta l\u00edtur kannski ekki \u00fat eins og \u00e9g hafi arka\u00f0 beina lei\u00f0 a\u00f0 markmi\u00f0i m\u00ednu fr\u00e1 deginum sem besti vinur minn hl\u00f3 a\u00f0 heimsku minni.<\/p>\n
J\u00e6ja oj\u00e6ja, l\u00e1tum hann hl\u00e6ja, \u00e1 \u00feeim t\u00edma vanta\u00f0i klukkuna 5 m\u00edn\u00fatur \u00ed vanskilaskr\u00e1. \u00c9g var me\u00f0 allan pakkann, h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0is og n\u00e1msl\u00e1n a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u en l\u00edka yfirdr\u00e1tt og kreditkort, skuldabr\u00e9f \u00ed hr\u00f6nnum, b\u00edlal\u00e1ni\u00f0 toppa\u00f0i s\u00fapuna. Manni me\u00f0 annan f\u00f3tinn \u00e1 j\u00f6r\u00f0inni ekki l\u00e1andi \u00fe\u00f3tt honum \u00fe\u00e6tti man\u00edskt slag \u00ed bjarts\u00fdni minni. N\u00fa vill svo til a\u00f0 \u00e9g er bara ekki \u00feessi t\u00fdpa sem lendir \u00e1 vanskilaskr\u00e1. \u00c9g bjarga\u00f0i m\u00e9r og \u00e9g ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 ekki me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00e1 ve\u00f0 \u00ed h\u00fasum annarra, f\u00e9lagslega a\u00f0sto\u00f0 e\u00f0a endalaus l\u00e1n hj\u00e1 vinum og \u00e6ttingjum. Og \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e6tla m\u00e6tti a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi vilja\u00f0 giftast H\u00fasasmi\u00f0num til fj\u00e1r (n\u00fa sp\u00e1i \u00e9g \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Keli frussi yfir skj\u00e1inn, svona er \u00e9g fyndin) er sannleikurinn s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e6vint\u00fdri taf\u00f0i mig r\u00famlega l\u00edtillega.<\/p>\n
\u00cd dag sit \u00e9g uppi me\u00f0 h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0isl\u00e1n og n\u00e1msl\u00e1n. Anna\u00f0 er b\u00fai\u00f0. Loksins. \u00c9g lifi eins og f\u00e1t\u00e6klingur en \u00e9g er b\u00fain a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0 sem skiptir mestu m\u00e1li, vinna \u00fe\u00e1 undirb\u00faningsvinnu sem \u00fearf til a\u00f0 brj\u00f3tast til fj\u00e1rhagslegs frelsis.<\/p>\n
Haukur horfir \u00e1 mig s\u00e6r\u00f0u augnar\u00e1\u00f0i og spyr hvort \u00e9g sj\u00e1i ekkert sj\u00fakt og rangt vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e1 me\u00f0an b\u00f3kin „listin a\u00f0 elska“ liggur \u00e1 n\u00e1ttbor\u00f0inu hans skuli „listin a\u00f0 selja“ liggja \u00e1 n\u00e1ttbor\u00f0inu m\u00ednu. \u00c9g horfi dj\u00fapt \u00ed augu hans og segi;
\n-yndi\u00f0 mitt, \u00e9g er l\u00f6ngu b\u00fain a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra a\u00f0 elska og n\u00fa \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra a\u00f0 vera kap\u00edtalisti svo \u00fe\u00fa getir eytt allri \u00e6vinni \u00ed a\u00f0 elska heiminn og l\u00edfi\u00f0 og manneskjurnar \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hyggjur af fj\u00e1rm\u00e1lum.<\/p>\n
The winner takes it all. N\u00fa kann \u00e9g a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a r\u00edk og ekkert eftir anna\u00f0 en a\u00f0 k\u00fdla \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0. N\u00e6sta m\u00e1l \u00e1 dagskr\u00e1 er a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra a\u00f0 elska einhvern \u00ferautlei\u00f0inlegan kap\u00edtalista.<\/p>\n
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N\u00fa eru 3 og h\u00e1lft \u00e1r s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a r\u00edk \u00e1 n\u00e6stu 5 \u00e1rum. \u00c1 \u00feeim t\u00edma virtist \u00fea\u00f0 fjarst\u00e6\u00f0ukennt. \u00c9g hef yfirleitt \u00f3sk\u00f6p litlar \u00e1hyggjur af tr\u00fa annarra \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g tek m\u00e9r fyrir hendur svo … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa