\u00c9g veit eiginlega ekki af hverju \u00e9g var svona stressu\u00f0 en \u00e9g var komin me\u00f0 munn\u00feurrk um 5 leyti\u00f0 og farin a\u00f0 skj\u00e1lfa \u00ed hnj\u00e1num kl 6. Ekki var \u00fea\u00f0 dj\u00fapst\u00e6\u00f0ur h\u00f6fnunarkv\u00ed\u00f0i e\u00f0a \u00f3vi\u00f0r\u00e1\u00f0nleg eftirv\u00e6nting. Frekar eins og frammist\u00f6\u00f0ukv\u00ed\u00f0i. \u00deetta stress var einkum flippa\u00f0 fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g haf\u00f0i reikna\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann vildi ekkert vi\u00f0 mig tala en svo \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00e9kk \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g vildi -og allt \u00e1 t\u00e1rhreinu, fannst m\u00e9r einhvernveginn eins og \u00e9g v\u00e6ri til s\u00fdnis fyrir hann en ekki hann fyrir mig.<\/p>\n
N\u00fa er ekki eins og m\u00e9r finnist neitt lei\u00f0inlegt a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta horfa \u00e1 mig, e\u00f0a hlusta \u00e1 mig, svo hva\u00f0a \u00e6singur var \u00feetta eiginlega? Kannski bara \u00feessi sam\u00fa\u00f0arfulli, f\u00f6\u00f0urlegi t\u00f3nn \u00feegar hann \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i fyrir m\u00e9r \u00ed s\u00edmann a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri alls ekki v\u00e6nlegt til \u00e1rangurs a\u00f0 hunsa almenna s\u00f6lumannst\u00e6kni ef markmi\u00f0i\u00f0 v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 n\u00e1 s\u00e9r \u00ed k\u00e6rasta. E\u00f0a kannski var \u00fea\u00f0 ekki t\u00f3nninn heldur bara sannleikurinn \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed sem hann sag\u00f0i sem kom m\u00e9r \u00ed uppn\u00e1m. \u00c9g \u00feekki leikaraskapskenningarnar vel en neita bara a\u00f0 fara eftir \u00feeim, \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00f3tt sumir menn f\u00fankeri ekki nema \u00ed einhverju andskotans leikriti er sj\u00fakt og rangt a\u00f0 koma fram vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 alla eins og \u00feeir s\u00e9u bj\u00e1nar. J\u00e6ja, Eil\u00edfur lofa\u00f0i a\u00f0 sannf\u00e6ra mig um a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri hvorki sj\u00fakt n\u00e9 rangt en \u00e9g f\u00e9kk \u00e1 tilfinninguna a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri ekki mikill \u00e1str\u00ed\u00f0uhiti \u00e1 bak vi\u00f0 dinnerbo\u00f0i\u00f0. Eins og hann langa\u00f0i jafnvel meira a\u00f0 kenna m\u00e9r a\u00f0 selja hamingju en a\u00f0 kaupa hana af m\u00e9r \u00ed formi bl\u00ed\u00f0uh\u00f3ta og kj\u00f6ts\u00fapu. E\u00f0a kannski heldur hann a\u00f0 hamingja m\u00edn felist \u00ed s\u00f6lumennskuf\u00e6rni og var a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 marka\u00f0ssetja sj\u00e1lfan sig sem \u00edmynd hamingju minnar? M\u00e9r lei\u00f0 allavega eins og \u00e9g v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 fara \u00ed munnlegt pr\u00f3f \u00ed s\u00f6lumennsku fremur en \u00e1 „ekki yfir\u00feyrmandi r\u00f3mant\u00edskt“ stefnum\u00f3t.<\/p>\n
Staffi\u00f0 \u00e1 V\u00edkingnum var a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 \u00e1rsh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 og mig langa\u00f0i svol\u00edti\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00feeim. \u00dea\u00f0 gekk samt ekki upp \u00fev\u00ed markmi\u00f0 m\u00e1na\u00f0arins er a\u00f0 kynnast manni sem \u00e9g \u00feori a\u00f0 vera stundum ekki mj\u00f6g vond vi\u00f0 og get bo\u00f0i\u00f0 heim til m\u00edn \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 eiga \u00e1 h\u00e6ttu a\u00f0 barnaverndarnefnd leysi heimili\u00f0 upp og \u00e1 H\u00f3telinu var \u00fartaki\u00f0, samtals einn ma\u00f0ur \u00feegar \u00far myndinni. \u00dea\u00f0 h\u00e9lt \u00e9g allavega \u00feessar 15 m\u00edn\u00fatur sem \u00e9g stoppa\u00f0i hj\u00e1 \u00feeim en Eil\u00edfur sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r svo klukkut\u00edma s\u00ed\u00f0ar a\u00f0 eitt af mergju\u00f0ustu s\u00f6lumannstrixunum v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 gefast ekki upp fyrr en eftir minnst fimm tilraunir. \u00dear sem \u00e9g var ekki b\u00fain a\u00f0 reyna vi\u00f0 Bruggarann \u00ed fullri alv\u00f6ru nema tvisvar sinnum (j\u00e1 g\u00e6skur, \u00fea\u00f0 er r\u00e9tt, \u00feegar \u00e9g sag\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e9r fyrir l\u00f6ngu a\u00f0 m\u00e9r v\u00e6ri engin alvara me\u00f0 \u00feessu da\u00f0ri \u00fe\u00e1 meinti \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0 og \u00feegar \u00e9g sag\u00f0i hreint \u00fat a\u00f0 m\u00e9r v\u00e6ri alvara n\u00fana -eftir a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa haf\u00f0ir h\u00e6kka\u00f0 t\u00f6luvert \u00e1 \u00e1litsskalanum, var \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edka satt. \u00c9g er svo vel innr\u00e6tt a\u00f0 \u00e9g l\u00fdg bara til skemmtunar, ekki af illgirni) og var\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 s\u00e6ra blyg\u00f0unarkennd hans me\u00f0 fremur \u00f3s\u00e6milegri upp\u00e1stungu \u00ed fyrra skipti\u00f0, \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 gefa kapitalistakl\u00e6kjum Eil\u00edfs s\u00e9ns og n\u00fa er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 reyna mun oftar vi\u00f0 Bruggarann. Dreif bara \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni heim af deitinu, allt fyrir markmi\u00f0in -aldrei a\u00f0 v\u00edkja. Hann vill mig samt ekki. Kannski er hann hr\u00e6ddur um a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tli bara a\u00f0 hafa hann inni \u00ed stofu hj\u00e1 postul\u00ednsbr\u00fa\u00f0unum til a\u00f0 hafa alltaf eitthva\u00f0 fallegt til a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1. \u00dea\u00f0 er svosem r\u00e9tt svo langt sem \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00e6r en \u00e9g var a\u00f0 hugsa um a\u00f0 vera l\u00edka svol\u00edti\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hann stundum. Klippa \u00e1 honum t\u00e1neglurnar og svolei\u00f0is. M\u00e9r finnst svo fallegt \u00feegar f\u00f3lk gerir svolei\u00f0is hluti fyrir hvert anna\u00f0. (Auk \u00feess eru t\u00e1neglur br\u00fakanlegar til bruggunar \u00e1stadrykkja er m\u00e9r sagt.)<\/p>\n
J\u00e6ja. Eil\u00edfur er allavega vo\u00f0a duglegur kennari. Eitthva\u00f0 vi\u00f0 heimili hans, b\u00edlinn og fasi\u00f0 sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00e9g fengi r\u00e9tt sem h\u00e9ti eitthva\u00f0 sem \u00e9g kann ekki a\u00f0 bera fram \u00e1samt rau\u00f0v\u00edni sem \u00e9g \u00feyr\u00f0i ekki a\u00f0 drekka (\u00e9g \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 til a\u00f0 segja \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g hugsa ef \u00e9g ver\u00f0 drukkin og svo ver\u00f0 \u00e9g bara frekar lj\u00f3t \u00feegar \u00e9g drekk og \u00fea\u00f0 er mj\u00f6g \u00f3gnvekjandi tilhugsun) en \u00e9g hef n\u00e1tt\u00farulega hrapa\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e1lyktunum eins og stundum \u00e1\u00f0ur, bo\u00f0i\u00f0 st\u00f3\u00f0 ekki upp \u00e1 veitingah\u00fas heldur matarkl\u00fabb heima hj\u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0ru f\u00f3lki \u00fear sem \u00f3vart vanta\u00f0i eina d\u00f6muna. \u00de\u00e1 einu einhleypu. \u00d3! \u00fea\u00f0 er alltaf svo skemmtilegt \u00feegar stendur jafnt \u00e1 t\u00f6lum kynjanna. Ef \u00e9g v\u00e6ri br\u00f3\u00f0ir minn hef\u00f0i \u00e9g sagt <em>oj, \u00e6tlar\u00f0u a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta mig bor\u00f0a me\u00f0 einhverju \u00f3kunnugu f\u00f3lki? \u00c9g hef ekki einu sinni sofi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 \u00feeim.<\/em> En \u00e9g er semsagt ekki eins mikil pemp\u00eda og br\u00f3\u00f0ir minn. Brosti bara s\u00f6lumannsbrosi og reyndi a\u00f0 selja honum \u00fe\u00e1 hugmynd a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri einkar \u00feakkl\u00e1t fyrir bo\u00f0i\u00f0 og spennt fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hitta vini hans. \u00c9g held samt a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feurfi a\u00f0 f\u00e1 nokkra brost\u00edma hj\u00e1 Hei\u00f0ari snyrti \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann fellur fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 samm\u00e1la honum um a\u00f0 matarbo\u00f0 hj\u00e1 \u00f3kunnugum vinah\u00f3pi s\u00e9 kj\u00f6rinn vettvangur fyrir f\u00f3lk sem hefur ekki tala\u00f0 saman \u00ed 12 \u00e1r til a\u00f0 rifja upp l\u00edtil og skammvinn kaffistofukynni.<\/p>\n
Markmi\u00f0 kv\u00f6ldsins er a\u00f0 hafa uppi \u00e1 \u00feeim fj\u00f3r\u00f0a \u00ed \u00fartakinu. Ef \u00fei\u00f0 \u00feekki\u00f0 einhverja \u00ed alv\u00f6ru einhleypa karlmenn (ekki sem \u00e6tla kannski br\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 skilja), l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00fatlitsgalla\u00f0a, l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00f3snyrtilega, ekki mj\u00f6g lei\u00f0inlega, ekki \u00ed s\u00e1rum eftir vonda kvensnipt, l\u00edti\u00f0 gjald\u00ferota og ekki grasserandi \u00ed mj\u00f6g m\u00f6rgum aumingjasj\u00fakd\u00f3mum; \u00fe\u00e1 vinsamlegast hafi\u00f0 samband. \u00c9g er rei\u00f0ub\u00fain til a\u00f0 grei\u00f0a allt a\u00f0 2000 kr fyrir utan vask fyrir uppl\u00fdsingar sem g\u00e6tu leitt af s\u00e9r stefnum\u00f3t sem \u00fatheimtir ekki a\u00f0 \u00e9g beiti leiklistarh\u00e6fileikum m\u00ednum af einbeitni. \u00c9g er nefnilega a\u00f0 spara \u00fe\u00e1 fyrir skattmann.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g veit eiginlega ekki af hverju \u00e9g var svona stressu\u00f0 en \u00e9g var komin me\u00f0 munn\u00feurrk um 5 leyti\u00f0 og farin a\u00f0 skj\u00e1lfa \u00ed hnj\u00e1num kl 6. Ekki var \u00fea\u00f0 dj\u00fapst\u00e6\u00f0ur h\u00f6fnunarkv\u00ed\u00f0i e\u00f0a \u00f3vi\u00f0r\u00e1\u00f0nleg eftirv\u00e6nting. Frekar eins og frammist\u00f6\u00f0ukv\u00ed\u00f0i. \u00deetta … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa