Vinur minn Sk\u00edrl\u00edfur hefur bara ekkert haft samband. Kannski heldur hann a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 ekki \u00feessi eina sanna. Oj\u00e6ja, hann hefur frest alveg fram \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudag greyskinni\u00f0, af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann er yngstur og fallegastur af \u00feessum fj\u00f3rum sem fylla markh\u00f3pinn.<\/p>\n
Eil\u00edfur hringdi hinsvegar \u00e1 slaginu 9:30 \u00ed g\u00e6rmorgun og vildi f\u00e1 a\u00f0 vita hversvegna hann v\u00e6ri \u00ed \u00fartakinu.
\n-Af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa tilheyrir \u00feeim f\u00e1menna h\u00f3pi einhleypra karla sem er hvorki \u00e1 framf\u00e6ri F\u00e9lags\u00fej\u00f3nustunnar n\u00e9 \u00ed s\u00e1rum eftir s\u00ed\u00f0asta samband, svara\u00f0i \u00e9g og \u00fea\u00f0 virtist falla \u00ed krami\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed hann bau\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00fat a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00ed kv\u00f6ld.<\/p>\n
-\u00c9g er bara a\u00f0 hugsa um a\u00f0 kynnast \u00fe\u00e9r betur, ekki neina r\u00f3mant\u00edk takk svo vi\u00f0 \u00feurfum ekki a\u00f0 gera neitt sem kostar miki\u00f0, viltu ekki bara koma heim \u00ed kaffi, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\nHann sag\u00f0ist ekki viss um a\u00f0 s\u00e9r litist almennilega \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 fyrst hj\u00f3nabandss\u00e6lan v\u00e6ri b\u00fain og \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g by\u00f0ist til a\u00f0 steikja \u00e1starpunga vill hann samt frekar fara \u00fat.<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 sums\u00e9 \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0, \u00e9g er a\u00f0 fara \u00fat me\u00f0 karlmanni sem er svosem eil\u00edflega til sta\u00f0ar \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g hafi ekki haft samband vi\u00f0 hann \u00e1rum saman og ekkert reynt a\u00f0 kynnast \u00fe\u00f3tt hann s\u00e9 \u00e1 allan h\u00e1tt framb\u00e6rilegur. Stundum dettur m\u00e9r \u00ed hug a\u00f0 \u00e9g geti kennt andvaraleysinu \u00ed sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r um einl\u00edfi mitt. \u00dea\u00f0 er samt ekkert \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 anna\u00f0 en \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00e6tlum a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a saman og \u00fear sem \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 vi\u00f0hafa v\u00edsindalega a\u00f0fer\u00f0, hringdi \u00e9g l\u00edka \u00ed mann sem \u00e1\u00f0ur hefur komi\u00f0 h\u00e9r vi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu. Til hagr\u00e6\u00f0ingar og upp\u00e1 skemmtanagildi\u00f0 mega lesendur \u00edmynda s\u00e9r a\u00f0 hann heiti Saurl\u00edfur.<\/p>\n
Saurl\u00edfur er „hustler“ sem er st\u00f6\u00f0ugt a\u00f0 \u00feykjast vera „drifter“ af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann heldur a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 eitthva\u00f0 vir\u00f0ingarver\u00f0ara. Hann er sennilega \u00fea\u00f0 heilbrig\u00f0asta sem \u00e9g hef sofi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 og s\u00fdnir \u00fea\u00f0 standad minn \u00ed \u00feeim efnum \u00ed hnotskurn. Enda \u00fe\u00f3tt vi\u00f0 eigum s\u00fdnilega f\u00e1tt sameiginlegt fannst m\u00e9r sj\u00e1lfsagt a\u00f0 hafa hann \u00ed \u00fartakinu (\u00fea\u00f0 er ekki svo st\u00f3rt) \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 vi\u00f0urkennast a\u00f0 s\u00e1 t\u00edmi sem vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum vari\u00f0 saman hefur ekki fari\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00e9rlega dj\u00fapar og einl\u00e6gar samr\u00e6\u00f0ur svo r\u00f6kfr\u00e6\u00f0in segir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 l\u00edklega s\u00e9 enn eitthva\u00f0 \u00f3kanna\u00f0 og \u00e1hugavert \u00ed fari hans. H\u00e1ri\u00f0 \u00e1 honum vex enn\u00fe\u00e1 \u00fat \u00far hausnum en ekki eyrunum og \u00fe\u00f3tt hann s\u00e9 haldinn \u00feeirri f\u00f6tlun a\u00f0 vera karlma\u00f0ur svona almennt, er hann hvorki alk\u00f3listi n\u00e9 heimskingi og svo er hann s\u00e6tur og \u00fea\u00f0 telur, \u00e1 barn og \u00fea\u00f0 er st\u00f3rt atri\u00f0i.<\/p>\n
Saurl\u00edfur er einn af m\u00ednum tryggustu lesendum held \u00e9g. Hann var alveg me\u00f0 erindi\u00f0 \u00e1 hreinu og sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r, ekki beint \u00ed vingjarnlegum t\u00f3n en \u00fe\u00f3 ekki fjandsamlegum heldur (meira svona n\u00f6ldurt\u00f3n) a\u00f0 fara til Andskotans. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i honum \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 hj\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed satan\u00edska kyn\u00feokkaknippi v\u00e6ri ekkert \u00ed bo\u00f0i sem \u00e9g hef\u00f0i ekki \u00feegar fengi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 honum en K\u00f6lski v\u00e6ri \u00fe\u00f3 skr\u00e1rri a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed leytinu a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i l\u00e1ti\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00f3gert a\u00f0 senda m\u00e9r \u00f3smekkleg sms skilabo\u00f0 \u00e1 Valent\u00ednusardag. Vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ko\u00f0na\u00f0i Saurl\u00edfur ni\u00f0ur, sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 m\u00e9r v\u00e6ri velkomi\u00f0 a\u00f0 verma b\u00e6li hans ef \u00e9g vildi en hj\u00f3nabandss\u00e6la v\u00e6ri ekki \u00ed bo\u00f0i.<\/p>\n
-\u00c9g var n\u00fa ekki a\u00f0 hugsa um flytja inn. Var meira svona a\u00f0 velta \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r hvort v\u00e6ri grundv\u00f6llur fyrir vin\u00e1ttu, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n-Hrmpff! sag\u00f0i Saurl\u00edfur f\u00fdlulega.
\n\u00c9g sag\u00f0i honum a\u00f0 \u00e9g yr\u00f0i laus \u00e1 fimmtudagskv\u00f6ldi\u00f0, til vi\u00f0tals en ekki b\u00f3lfara og gaf honum frest fram \u00e1 m\u00e1nudagskv\u00f6ld til a\u00f0 taka bo\u00f0inu e\u00f0a hafna \u00fev\u00ed. Hann hringdi ekki.<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00e1 er bara einn \u00far markh\u00f3pnum sem \u00e9g \u00e1 eftir a\u00f0 hafa samband vi\u00f0. Mun vonandi grafa upp \u00edverusta\u00f0 hans \u00ed dag. \u00c9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i reyndar a\u00f0 hafa Tollheimtumanninn \u00ed \u00fartakinu l\u00edka \u00fev\u00ed hann er sannkalla\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0menni en \u00e9g s\u00e9 ekki fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 markmi\u00f0 mitt um a\u00f0 finna allar l\u00f6glegar lei\u00f0ir (sama hversu \u00f3si\u00f0legar \u00fe\u00e6r eru) til a\u00f0 komast hj\u00e1 skattgrei\u00f0slum, myndu falla \u00ed krami\u00f0 hj\u00e1 manni sem hefur atvinnu af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 p\u00edna f\u00f3lk til a\u00f0 grei\u00f0a skattana s\u00edna. Auk \u00feess myndi hann aldrei afbera blogggle\u00f0i m\u00edna.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Vinur minn Sk\u00edrl\u00edfur hefur bara ekkert haft samband. Kannski heldur hann a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 ekki \u00feessi eina sanna. Oj\u00e6ja, hann hefur frest alveg fram \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudag greyskinni\u00f0, af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann er yngstur og fallegastur af \u00feessum fj\u00f3rum sem fylla … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa