\u00c9g kasta\u00f0i sau\u00f0arleggnum af alelfi \u00ed kirsuberjatr\u00e9\u00f0, f\u00f3r svo inn og pr\u00f3fa\u00f0i a\u00f0 hvolfa v\u00e9linni. \u00dea\u00f0 virka\u00f0i ekki en \u00e9g s\u00e1 \u00fat um gluggann a\u00f0 leggurinn b\u00e6r\u00f0i \u00e1 s\u00e9r. Stuttu s\u00ed\u00f0ar reis hann upp og stakkst \u00e1 endum inn um eldh\u00fassdyrnar.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g bei\u00f0, og bei\u00f0 en \u00fea\u00f0 lei\u00f0 fullur h\u00e1lft\u00edmi \u00fear til skrattinn smokra\u00f0i s\u00e9r \u00far sau\u00f0arleggnum og hringa\u00f0i sig utan um f\u00e6tur m\u00edna \u00fear sem \u00e9g sat og star\u00f0i \u00e1 svartan skj\u00e1inn.<\/p>\n
-G\u00f3\u00f0an daginn helv\u00edti\u00f0 \u00feitt. Miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa l\u00e9st sj\u00e1 \u00feig. \u00c6tlar\u00f0u a\u00f0 vera svo v\u00e6nn a\u00f0 koma t\u00f6lvunni \u00ed gang fyrir mig, hv\u00e6sti \u00e9g.
\n-Nohh, m\u00edn bara \u00f3\u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3nustuna! sag\u00f0i s\u00e1 svarti og geyspa\u00f0i. Svo skrei\u00f0 hann upp f\u00f3tlegginn \u00e1 m\u00e9r og hlykkja\u00f0ist \u00fea\u00f0an upp eftir hryggnum \u00e1 m\u00e9r og alla lei\u00f0 upp \u00e1 h\u00e6gri \u00f6xlina.<\/p>\n
-Var \u00e9g ekki b\u00fainn a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e9r almennilega v\u00e9l? M.a.s. tvisvar, sag\u00f0i hann og anda\u00f0i \u00ed eyra mitt svo hryllilegri upp\u00e1stungu a\u00f0 ef \u00e9g \u00feyrfti \u00e1 anna\u00f0 bor\u00f0 heyrn til a\u00f0 heyra til hans, hef\u00f0i \u00e9g gripi\u00f0 prj\u00f3n og stungi\u00f0 honum \u00ed gegnum hlustina og alla lei\u00f0 inn \u00ed heila.
\n-\u00de\u00fa veist \u00f3sk\u00f6p vel a\u00f0 \u00e9g gat ekki gengi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feeim skilm\u00e1lum, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g gremjulega.
\n-Jah\u00e9rna, og \u00fev\u00ed ekki \u00fea\u00f0, sag\u00f0i Pokurinn. Ertu of g\u00f6fuglynd til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00feiggja gj\u00f6f \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta neitt \u00e1 m\u00f3ti e\u00f0a hva\u00f0?
\n-Nei \u00e9g er ekki rassgat g\u00f6fuglynd. \u00c9g er of stolt og stolt er synd svo \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6ttir n\u00fa a\u00f0 taka \u00fea\u00f0 sem gild r\u00f6k \u00ed m\u00e1linu sag\u00f0i \u00e9g, greip \u00ed kl\u00f3na \u00e1 honum og reyndi a\u00f0 \u00fevinga hana a\u00f0 lyklabor\u00f0inu. Hann kippti loppunni a\u00f0 s\u00e9r og \u00fear sem h\u00fan var r\u00f6k og sl\u00edmug, missti \u00e9g taki\u00f0.
\n-\u00de\u00fa hefur ekkert stolt a\u00f0 verja f\u00edfli\u00f0 \u00feitt, \u00fe\u00fa ert einfaldlega a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00fe\u00fa veist a\u00f0 er ekki \u00ed bo\u00f0i. \u00de\u00fa \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 f\u00e1 allt \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 grei\u00f0a gjaldi\u00f0. \u00de\u00fa ert nefnilega tepra og hr\u00e6snari. \u00c9g sem ekki vi\u00f0 hr\u00e6snara og \u00fe\u00fa veist \u00fea\u00f0, \u00fdlfra\u00f0i hann.<\/p>\n
Og \u00fea\u00f0 er satt. Vi\u00f0 s\u00f6mdum \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma. Hann lofa\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fatvega m\u00e9r allt sem \u00e9g vildi og \u00ed sta\u00f0inn \u00e1tti \u00e9g a\u00f0 s\u00fdna \u00feann skapstyrk a\u00f0 horfast \u00ed augu vi\u00f0 heiminn og sj\u00e1lfa mig, \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 ge\u00f0inu. \u00dev\u00ed broddfluga ver\u00f0ur fjandinn hafi \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 b\u00e6\u00f0i vi\u00f0fangi\u00f0 og broddinn \u00e1 s\u00e9r til a\u00f0 geta stungi\u00f0. M\u00e1li\u00f0 er bara a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er n\u00e1nast ofurmannlegt a\u00f0 horfast \u00ed augu vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfan sig og \u00e9g er ekki \u00fea\u00f0 ofurmenni sem \u00e9g h\u00e9lt. Sannleikurinn er semsagt s\u00e1 a\u00f0 Pokurinn hefur ekkert sviki\u00f0 mig, \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00e9g sj\u00e1lf sem klikka.<\/p>\n
-Gott og vel \u00e9g er tilb\u00fain til a\u00f0 feisa veruleikann, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u00de\u00fa sendir m\u00e9r semsagt \u00feennan mann til a\u00f0 koma m\u00e9r \u00ed skilning um a\u00f0 enginn mun nokkru sinni elska mig nema \u00far fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0. Sama hvort hann er ungur e\u00f0a gamall, lj\u00f3tur e\u00f0a fallegur, heimskur e\u00f0a kl\u00e1r… Ekkert \u00e1starsamband mun ganga upp, nokkurnt\u00edma allavega ekki nema \u00e9g leiki einhverja allt a\u00f0ra manneskju. Gott og vel, \u00e9g kyngi \u00fev\u00ed. Viltu n\u00fa vera svo v\u00e6nn a\u00f0 koma v\u00e9linni \u00ed gang \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 skrifa og \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00e1ri\u00f0 2011, penni og st\u00edlab\u00f3k duga m\u00e9r ekki.<\/p>\n
B\u00fain a\u00f0 kyngja? sag\u00f0i hann glottandi.
\n\u00c9g kinka\u00f0i kolli en einhver vottur af lygi snerist vi\u00f0 \u00ed maganum \u00e1 m\u00e9r og \u00e9g kasta\u00f0i upp yfir lyklabor\u00f0i\u00f0. Sleikti svo \u00e6luna upp. Og kyngdi. \u00c6ldi aftur, a\u00f0eins galli \u00ed \u00feetta sinn og tilberinn svolgra\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed sig, tr\u00f3\u00f0 klofinni tungunni milli takkanna \u00e1 lyklabor\u00f0inu og sleikti \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur \u00fat um. \u00c9g hef ekki f\u00f3\u00f0ra\u00f0 hann almennilega \u00ed nokkar vikur og hann hefur horast greyskinni\u00f0 en ef \u00e9g \u00feekki sj\u00e1lfa mig r\u00e9tt m\u00e1 reikna me\u00f0 t\u00ed\u00f0um uppk\u00f6stum n\u00e6stu daga svo hann veitir m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ntanlega betri \u00fej\u00f3nustu \u00ed sta\u00f0inn.<\/p>\n
-B\u00fain a\u00f0 kyngja, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g upph\u00e1tt, \u00fev\u00ed hann vir\u00f0ist f\u00e1 meira kikk \u00fat \u00far \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 heyra mig segja \u00fea\u00f0 enda \u00fe\u00f3tt hann hafi sj\u00e1lfur horft \u00e1 mig kyngja. Stundum finnst m\u00e9r eins og s\u00e9 ekki \u00e1 hreinu hvort okkar er h\u00fasb\u00f3ndinn.
\nHann sleppti hl\u00e1turgusu \u00fat \u00e1 milli v\u00edgtannanna og r\u00e9tti fram kl\u00f3na \u00ed \u00e1tt a\u00f0 rofanum.<\/p>\n
-Nettengingin \u00fearf l\u00edka a\u00f0 virka, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n-N\u00fa j\u00e1? L\u00edka \u00fea\u00f0. Og hva\u00f0 f\u00e6 \u00e9g \u00ed sta\u00f0inn?<\/p>\n
\u00c9g hugsa\u00f0i mig um. \u00c9g get veri\u00f0 nettengingarlaus. Allavega \u00ed nokkrar vikur. En ekki endalaust. \u00dea\u00f0 er engin \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til a\u00f0 fresta \u00fev\u00ed \u00f3umfl\u00fdjanlega.<\/p>\n
-Algj\u00f6ra og skilyr\u00f0islausa uppgj\u00f6f, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u00c9g horfist h\u00e9r me\u00f0 \u00ed augu vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feessi snillig\u00e1fa sem \u00e9g panta\u00f0i hj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma skiptir engu m\u00e1li. Ekkert mun nokkru sinni ganga nema \u00e9g l\u00e6ri s\u00f6lumennsku. \u00de\u00f3tt \u00e9g hafi ekki einu sinni h\u00e6fileika til a\u00f0 selja sveltandi hundi \u00fe\u00e1 hugmynd a\u00f0 bl\u00f3\u00f0ug nautasteik s\u00e9 girnileg.<\/p>\n
V\u00e9lin hr\u00f6kk \u00ed gang og hann hlykkja\u00f0ist, kaldur og sl\u00edmugur ni\u00f0ur hryggs\u00faluna \u00e1 m\u00e9r og skreiddist inn \u00ed sau\u00f0arlegginn.<\/p>\n
Einn dagur enn, einn dagur enn. \u00c1 endanum f\u00e6r ma\u00f0ur allt sem ma\u00f0ur vill \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 geti vissulega veri\u00f0 d\u00fdrkeypt. Nettengingin fl\u00f6ktir a\u00f0 v\u00edsu en galdrar virka, \u00ed alv\u00f6ru. \u00deegar allt kemur til alls b\u00fdr ofurmenni \u00ed hverri s\u00e1l og hver hefur svosem sagt a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eigi a\u00f0 vera s\u00e1rsaukalaust?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g kasta\u00f0i sau\u00f0arleggnum af alelfi \u00ed kirsuberjatr\u00e9\u00f0, f\u00f3r svo inn og pr\u00f3fa\u00f0i a\u00f0 hvolfa v\u00e9linni. \u00dea\u00f0 virka\u00f0i ekki en \u00e9g s\u00e1 \u00fat um gluggann a\u00f0 leggurinn b\u00e6r\u00f0i \u00e1 s\u00e9r. Stuttu s\u00ed\u00f0ar reis hann upp og stakkst \u00e1 endum inn um … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa