\u00cd g\u00e6r uppg\u00f6tva\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00e1kve\u00f0na ford\u00f3ma hj\u00e1 sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r. \u00c9g \u00e1 kunningja, s\u00e6tan str\u00e1k sem \u00e9g vissi ekki betur en a\u00f0 v\u00e6ri algj\u00f6r drusla. Auk \u00feess er hann alki svo \u00fea\u00f0 er engin h\u00e6tta \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0i \u00e1stfangin af honum. Hann var \u00feessvegna um hr\u00ed\u00f0 ofarlega \u00e1 lista yfir \u00fe\u00e1 fj\u00f6lm\u00f6rgu karlmenn sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i \u00ed hyggju a\u00f0 forf\u00e6ra en fyrst dr\u00f3st \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00f6kum anna og svo komst \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann var ekki n\u00e6rri jafn vitlaus og hann leit \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera. \u00dea\u00f0 var\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g lag\u00f0i pl\u00f6n m\u00edn um a\u00f0 t\u00e1ldraga hann til hli\u00f0ar, \u00e9g hef \u00fea\u00f0 nefnilega fyrir reglu a\u00f0 sofa aldrei hj\u00e1 neinum sem hefur ekki falli\u00f0 \u00e1 greindarpr\u00f3fi. Nema n\u00e1tt\u00farulega a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tli a\u00f0 giftast honum, \u00fe\u00e1 m\u00e1 hann slaga upp \u00ed me\u00f0algreind en samt ekki vera kl\u00e1rari en \u00e9g. (Enda sjaldan nokkur h\u00e6tta \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed og er \u00e9g \u00fe\u00f3 mun vitlausari en \u00e9g l\u00edt \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera) Undantekningin er doktorsnefnan sem hefur aldrei vilja\u00f0 mig, hann er miklu kl\u00e1rari en \u00e9g en \u00e9g myndi samt alveg giftast honum. Af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g veit a\u00f0 hann ver\u00f0ur g\u00f3\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 konuna s\u00edna.<\/p>\n
J\u00e6ja. Svo ger\u00f0ist \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed g\u00e6r a\u00f0 \u00e9g var\u00f0 skyndilega einmana og langa\u00f0i \u00ed samneyti vi\u00f0 veru af hinu h\u00e6r\u00f0ara kyni. Haffi var au\u00f0vita\u00f0 n\u00e6rt\u00e6kasti kosturinn; \u00fea\u00f0 fallegasta sem \u00e9g hef kysst, svo v\u00ed\u00f0\u00e1ttuvitlaus a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hv\u00edn \u00ed hausnum \u00e1 honum og alltaf fullur, l\u00edka \u00feegar hann er \u00feunnur. En \u00fear sem l\u00edkami minn er g\u00e1fa\u00f0ri en \u00e9g og hefur teki\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 stefnu a\u00f0 hafna honum umsvifalaust, gengur \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00edst ekki. \u00c9g t\u00fdndi s\u00edmanum m\u00ednum fyrir nokkrum vikum og \u00fear me\u00f0 s\u00edman\u00famerunum hj\u00e1 flestum bj\u00e1num sem \u00e9g \u00feekki svo \u00e9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 af kr\u00f6funum og gefa \u00fev\u00ed s\u00e9ns a\u00f0 g\u00e1fumenni g\u00e6ti vel komi\u00f0 til greina sem einnota f\u00e9lagi. Ekki fastur b\u00f3lf\u00e9lagi a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u en eitt skipti hlyti a\u00f0 sleppa. \u00dev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur reyndist s\u00edmaskr\u00e1in m\u00edn a\u00f0eins n\u00e1 yfir eitt einhleypt g\u00e1fnalj\u00f3s svo \u00e9g sendi druslustr\u00e1knum sms sem \u00e9g er viss um a\u00f0 margur f\u00e1vitinn hef\u00f0i selt s\u00e1l s\u00edna fyrir.<\/p>\n
En hva\u00f0 haldi\u00f0i; hann reyndist ekki meiri drusla en svo a\u00f0 hann af\u00feakka\u00f0i. Sag\u00f0ist vera a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir hinni einu s\u00f6nnu! Anna\u00f0 hvort er ma\u00f0urinn \u00f3venju b\u00edr\u00e6finn lygari e\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 hann er \u00ed alv\u00f6ru engin drusla, eiginlega algj\u00f6r engill. (Nema hann hafi brosti\u00f0 kjark til a\u00f0 vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri \u00feegar tv\u00edb\u00f3ka\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1 n\u00f3ttina, sem er reyndar l\u00edklegast) Auk \u00feess er hann \u00e1 \u00feessum d\u00e1samlega aldri \u00feegar menn eru enn\u00fe\u00e1 frekar hl\u00fd\u00f0nir en samt ekki svo \u00f3reyndir a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur \u00feurfi a\u00f0 halda fyrirlestur og setja \u00feeim fyrir heimaverkefni \u00e1\u00f0ur en h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 b\u00faast vi\u00f0 \u00e1rangri. Karlmenn eru svosem alltaf karlmenn me\u00f0 \u00feeirri f\u00f6tlun sem \u00fev\u00ed \u00f3hj\u00e1kv\u00e6milega fylgir og \u00e9g b\u00fdst vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 me\u00f0 kvenlegum kl\u00e6kjum t\u00e6kist m\u00e9r fyrr e\u00f0a s\u00ed\u00f0ar a\u00f0 leggja hann, en a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 k\u00fara hj\u00e1 einhverjum sem er hvorki bj\u00e1ni n\u00e9 lausl\u00e1tur, \u00fea\u00f0 gengur n\u00e1tt\u00farulega ekki. G\u00e6ti hreinlega or\u00f0i\u00f0 b\u00e1lskotin \u00ed honum og \u00fear sem hann er barnlaus alk\u00f3h\u00f3listi nenni \u00e9g \u00fev\u00ed \u00f3m\u00f6gulega. Hva\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0, \u00e9g hef allavaega \u00f6\u00f0last n\u00fdja tr\u00fa \u00e1 karlkyni\u00f0, n\u00e6stum farin a\u00f0 tr\u00faa \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 til s\u00e9u einhleypir karlar sem n\u00e1lgast \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa snefil af sj\u00e1lfsvir\u00f0ingu. Gu\u00f0 er \u00fe\u00e1 til eftir allt saman. E\u00f0a ekki. \u00c9g er allavega ekki svo langt leidd \u00ed tr\u00fanni \u00e1 hann a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hvarfli a\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir hinum eina sanna. \u00dea\u00f0 hl\u00fdtur einhverssta\u00f0ar a\u00f0 vera fallegur f\u00e1bj\u00e1ni \u00e1 lausu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cd g\u00e6r uppg\u00f6tva\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00e1kve\u00f0na ford\u00f3ma hj\u00e1 sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r. \u00c9g \u00e1 kunningja, s\u00e6tan str\u00e1k sem \u00e9g vissi ekki betur en a\u00f0 v\u00e6ri algj\u00f6r drusla. Auk \u00feess er hann alki svo \u00fea\u00f0 er engin h\u00e6tta \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0i \u00e1stfangin af … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa