{"id":1306,"date":"2005-05-05T21:08:39","date_gmt":"2005-05-05T21:08:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=1306"},"modified":"2017-09-08T10:24:17","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T10:24:17","slug":"gerdi-thad-sjalfur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2005\/05\/05\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\/","title":{"rendered":"Ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur"},"content":{"rendered":"

Matarbo\u00f0 hj\u00e1 Mr. Tallyman og fr\u00fa. \u00deau eiga kr\u00fattlegt heimili \u00ed Hafnarfir\u00f0i.
\n-\u00c6\u00f0islegt r\u00fam, m\u00e1 \u00e9g leggja mig h\u00e9rna? andvarpa\u00f0i \u00e9g
\n-Hann sm\u00ed\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur.
\n-Kommon, ert\u00b4ekki a\u00f0 gr\u00ednast.
\n-Nei, \u00e9g var einu sinni j\u00e1rnsmi\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n

-Sni\u00f0ugir fatask\u00e1par.
\n-Hanna\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 sj\u00e1lfur, og sm\u00ed\u00f0a\u00f0i.
\n-V\u00e1 flott barnar\u00fam!
\n-Breytti g\u00f6mlu ikear\u00fami.
\n-En br\u00fa\u00f0uh\u00fasi\u00f0?
\n-Sm\u00ed\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edka, ger\u00f0ist kannski full st\u00f3rt\u00e6kur…
\n-Klikka\u00f0ur pallur.
\n-Sm\u00ed\u00f0a\u00f0i hann \u00ed vetur.<\/em><\/p>\n

Tallyman vinnur svo hratt a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta hann m\u00e1la, segir fr\u00fain. Gerir \u00fea\u00f0 ekki n\u00f3gu vel svo fr\u00fain vinnur \u00e1 morgnana, kv\u00f6ldin og n\u00e6turnar og m\u00e1lar \u00e1 daginn. Ekki skr\u00fdti\u00f0 a\u00f0 r\u00fami\u00f0 \u00feeirra s\u00e9 vel um b\u00fai\u00f0, \u00fea\u00f0 er sennilega aldrei sofi\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed. L\u00edklega leggja \u00feau sig \u00ed 10 m\u00edn\u00fatur \u00ed einhverju horninu, hann me\u00f0 hj\u00f3ls\u00f6gina \u00ed fanginu, h\u00fan me\u00f0 m\u00e1lningarr\u00fallu.<\/p>\n

Dau\u00f0langar a\u00f0 breyta \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni minni. Eftir a\u00f0 heimas\u00e6tan flutti inn sef \u00e9g \u00ed stofunni og mig langar \u00ed l\u00edti\u00f0 afmarka\u00f0 r\u00fdmi svo \u00e9g geti fari\u00f0 \u00ed r\u00fami\u00f0 \u00feegar m\u00e9r hentar \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 krakkarnir \u00feurfi a\u00f0 klofa yfir mig. \u00c9g hef ekkert l\u00e1ti\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 angra mig af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0in er \u00feannig h\u00f6nnu\u00f0 a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9r ekki \u00ed flj\u00f3tu brag\u00f0i neina lei\u00f0 til a\u00f0 b\u00faa til aukaherbergi. \u00deess utan leyfir bankareikningurinn ekki launagrei\u00f0slur handa st\u00f3rum flokki i\u00f0na\u00f0armanna. \u00c9g hef \u00feessvegna ekkert veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 ergja mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hversu langt s\u00e9 \u00fea\u00f0 til allt er or\u00f0i\u00f0 fullkomi\u00f0, bara hugsa\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0 sem vir\u00f0ist raunh\u00e6ft svo \u00ed g\u00e6r langa\u00f0i mig bara a\u00f0 m\u00e1la og f\u00e1 gluggatj\u00f6ld fyrir stofuna. En \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9r svona framkv\u00e6mdagle\u00f0i fer ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 tr\u00faa \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ekkert s\u00e9 \u00fatiloka\u00f0. \u00c6tli Tallyman eigi ekki br\u00f3\u00f0ur \u00e1 lausu?<\/p>\n

Svo aftur hin hli\u00f0in; \u00fea\u00f0 er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 allt sem ma\u00f0ur vill, me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 gera aldrei neitt nema vinna.<\/p>\n

And it seems such a waste of time<\/em>
\n if that\u00b4s what it\u00b4s all about<\/em><\/p>\n

sag\u00f0i Billy Joel. Me\u00f0an \u00e9g bj\u00f3 me\u00f0 h\u00fasasmi\u00f0num fannst m\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 stundum l\u00edka. En munurinn er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 hann er nestler og d\u00f6mpa\u00f0i m\u00e9r \u00e1\u00f0ur en vi\u00f0 n\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 lj\u00faka nokkru. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 kannski \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi \u00feegar f\u00f3lk n\u00e6r \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00e1rangur erfi\u00f0isins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Matarbo\u00f0 hj\u00e1 Mr. Tallyman og fr\u00fa. \u00deau eiga kr\u00fattlegt heimili \u00ed Hafnarfir\u00f0i. -\u00c6\u00f0islegt r\u00fam, m\u00e1 \u00e9g leggja mig h\u00e9rna? andvarpa\u00f0i \u00e9g -Hann sm\u00ed\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur. -Kommon, ert\u00b4ekki a\u00f0 gr\u00ednast. -Nei, \u00e9g var einu sinni j\u00e1rnsmi\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,1],"tags":[234],"class_list":["post-1306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-3-hluti-i-frjalsu-falli","category-oflokkad-allt-efni","tag-velsmidjan"],"yoast_head":"\nGer\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2005\/05\/05\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"is_IS\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Matarbo\u00f0 hj\u00e1 Mr. Tallyman og fr\u00fa. \u00deau eiga kr\u00fattlegt heimili \u00ed Hafnarfir\u00f0i. -\u00c6\u00f0islegt r\u00fam, m\u00e1 \u00e9g leggja mig h\u00e9rna? andvarpa\u00f0i \u00e9g -Hann sm\u00ed\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur. -Kommon, ert\u00b4ekki a\u00f0 gr\u00ednast. -Nei, \u00e9g var einu sinni j\u00e1rnsmi\u00f0ur.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2005\/05\/05\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2005-05-05T21:08:39+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2017-09-08T10:24:17+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Eva Hauksd\u00f3ttir\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/2005\\\/05\\\/05\\\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/2005\\\/05\\\/05\\\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Eva Hauksd\u00f3ttir\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/2eb0fcae9e1ecc61987f7ed9c878531c\"},\"headline\":\"Ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur\",\"datePublished\":\"2005-05-05T21:08:39+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2017-09-08T10:24:17+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/2005\\\/05\\\/05\\\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":445,\"keywords\":[\"V\u00e9lsmi\u00f0jan\"],\"articleSection\":[\"3. hluti \u00cd frj\u00e1lsu falli\",\"\u00d3flokka\u00f0 (allt efni)\"],\"inLanguage\":\"is\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/2005\\\/05\\\/05\\\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/2005\\\/05\\\/05\\\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\\\/\",\"name\":\"Ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2005-05-05T21:08:39+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2017-09-08T10:24:17+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/2eb0fcae9e1ecc61987f7ed9c878531c\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/2005\\\/05\\\/05\\\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"is\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/2005\\\/05\\\/05\\\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/2005\\\/05\\\/05\\\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/\",\"name\":\"S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera\",\"description\":\"Dagb\u00f3k 2003-2011\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"is\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/2eb0fcae9e1ecc61987f7ed9c878531c\",\"name\":\"Eva Hauksd\u00f3ttir\",\"sameAs\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.norn.is\\\/sapuopera\\\/author\\\/eva\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2005\/05\/05\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\/","og_locale":"is_IS","og_type":"article","og_title":"Ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera","og_description":"Matarbo\u00f0 hj\u00e1 Mr. Tallyman og fr\u00fa. \u00deau eiga kr\u00fattlegt heimili \u00ed Hafnarfir\u00f0i. -\u00c6\u00f0islegt r\u00fam, m\u00e1 \u00e9g leggja mig h\u00e9rna? andvarpa\u00f0i \u00e9g -Hann sm\u00ed\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur. -Kommon, ert\u00b4ekki a\u00f0 gr\u00ednast. -Nei, \u00e9g var einu sinni j\u00e1rnsmi\u00f0ur.","og_url":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2005\/05\/05\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\/","og_site_name":"S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera","article_published_time":"2005-05-05T21:08:39+00:00","article_modified_time":"2017-09-08T10:24:17+00:00","author":"Eva Hauksd\u00f3ttir","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":false,"Est. reading time":"2 minutes"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2005\/05\/05\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2005\/05\/05\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\/"},"author":{"name":"Eva Hauksd\u00f3ttir","@id":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/#\/schema\/person\/2eb0fcae9e1ecc61987f7ed9c878531c"},"headline":"Ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur","datePublished":"2005-05-05T21:08:39+00:00","dateModified":"2017-09-08T10:24:17+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2005\/05\/05\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\/"},"wordCount":445,"keywords":["V\u00e9lsmi\u00f0jan"],"articleSection":["3. hluti \u00cd frj\u00e1lsu falli","\u00d3flokka\u00f0 (allt efni)"],"inLanguage":"is"},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2005\/05\/05\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\/","url":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2005\/05\/05\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\/","name":"Ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/#website"},"datePublished":"2005-05-05T21:08:39+00:00","dateModified":"2017-09-08T10:24:17+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/#\/schema\/person\/2eb0fcae9e1ecc61987f7ed9c878531c"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2005\/05\/05\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"is","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2005\/05\/05\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2005\/05\/05\/gerdi-thad-sjalfur\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/","name":"S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera","description":"Dagb\u00f3k 2003-2011","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"is"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/#\/schema\/person\/2eb0fcae9e1ecc61987f7ed9c878531c","name":"Eva Hauksd\u00f3ttir","sameAs":["http:\/\/www.norn.is"],"url":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/author\/eva\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1306"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12322,"href":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306\/revisions\/12322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}