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\"\"<\/a>Mamman: \u00de\u00fa m\u00e1tt velja.
\nBarni\u00f0: \u00deessa \u00fer\u00edlitu.
\nPabbinn: J\u00e1 en \u00fea\u00f0 vantar t\u00e1 \u00e1 hana. Viltu ekki frekar \u00feessa litlu sv\u00f6rtu?. H\u00fan er l\u00edflegust.
\nBarni\u00f0: Mig langar mest \u00ed \u00feessa \u00fer\u00edlitu.
\nMamman: \u00deessi br\u00f6nd\u00f3tta er svo s\u00e6t og kelin. Vltu hana ekki?
\nBarni\u00f0: \u00de\u00e6r eru allar s\u00e6tar. M\u00e1 \u00e9g f\u00e1 \u00feessa \u00fer\u00edlitu?
\nPabbinn: \u00de\u00fa m\u00e1tt velja en \u00fe\u00fa vilt n\u00e1tt\u00farulega ekki galla\u00f0an k\u00f6tt.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00deau f\u00f3ru \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 velja. \u00c6tla a\u00f0 hafa samband \u00feegar \u00feau eru komin a\u00f0 ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0u. Pabbinn var hrifnastur af \u00feeirri \u00fer\u00edlitu \u00fear til \u00e9g sag\u00f0i \u00feeim a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 vanta\u00f0i framan \u00e1 eina t\u00e1na \u00e1 henni. \u00dea\u00f0 h\u00e1ir henni ekkert og enginn s\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 nema sko\u00f0a vanlega.<\/p>\n

‘Galla\u00f0ir’ kettir eru reyndar st\u00f3rmerkilegir. Hulla m\u00edn valdi einu sinni kettling me\u00f0 f\u00e6tur sem sneru \u00f6fugt. Me\u00f0 t\u00edmanum snerust loppurnar \u00e1 honum og hann var\u00f0 e\u00f0lilegur, p\u00ednul\u00edtil hj\u00f3lbein\u00f3ttur en \u00feetta h\u00e1\u00f0i honum ekkert. H\u00fan h\u00e9lt eftir kettlingi \u00far s\u00ed\u00f0asta goti af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann var ‘krypplingur’, me\u00f0 innfallinn brj\u00f3stkassa og \u00f3x ekki e\u00f0lilega. Um \u00e1tta m\u00e1na\u00f0a aldur var s\u00fa kisa or\u00f0in e\u00f0lileg.<\/p>\n

Uppf\u00e6rt kl 20:30
\nMamman var a\u00f0 hringja. \u00deau \u00e6tla a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta str\u00e1kinn r\u00e1\u00f0a\u00a0\"\"<\/span><\/p>\n

Uppf\u00e6rt 1. jan. 2011. Hulla sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 Ska\u00f0i hef\u00f0i fengi\u00f0 n\u00fdtt nafn, Frida. H\u00fan er augnayndir Kenos, pabbans sem vildi ekki galla\u00f0an k\u00f6tt. Konan hans sem vinnur me\u00f0 Hullu segir a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 stoltari af henni en sonum s\u00ednum og a\u00f0 st\u00falkurnar \u00e1 elliheimilinu f\u00e1i endalausar s\u00f6gur af henni \u00ed \u00f6llum p\u00e1sum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mamman: \u00de\u00fa m\u00e1tt velja. Barni\u00f0: \u00deessa \u00fer\u00edlitu. Pabbinn: J\u00e1 en \u00fea\u00f0 vantar t\u00e1 \u00e1 hana. Viltu ekki frekar \u00feessa litlu sv\u00f6rtu?. H\u00fan er l\u00edflegust. Barni\u00f0: Mig langar mest \u00ed \u00feessa \u00fer\u00edlitu. Mamman: \u00deessi br\u00f6nd\u00f3tta er svo s\u00e6t og kelin. Vltu … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[236,1],"tags":[192],"class_list":["post-12867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limbo","category-oflokkad-allt-efni","tag-kisur"],"yoast_head":"\n\u00de\u00fa m\u00e1tt velja - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2010\/12\/14\/thu-matt-velja\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"is_IS\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"\u00de\u00fa m\u00e1tt velja - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Mamman: \u00de\u00fa m\u00e1tt velja. 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