-\u00c6tla\u00f0ir \u00fe\u00fa ekki a\u00f0 vera \u00ed Osl\u00f3 klukkan eitt? spyr \u00e9g.
\n-\u00c9g var \u00fear klukkan eitt \u00ed n\u00f3tt. Lag\u00f0i mig \u00ed tvo t\u00edma og h\u00e9lt svo \u00e1fram
\n-Ertu bila\u00f0ur ma\u00f0ur? Hva\u00f0 er \u00feetta eiginlega langur akstur?
\n-1000 m\u00edlur, svarar Bjartur, og Noregur er ekkert nema fjallvegir og kr\u00f3kar, v\u00ed\u00f0ast hvar 50 km h\u00e1markshra\u00f0i.
\n-\u00de\u00fa hef\u00f0ir ekki \u00e1tt a\u00f0 aka \u00feetta a\u00f0 n\u00f3ttu til. Hversvegna l\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r svona \u00e1?
\n-\u00c9g sef ekki undir st\u00fdri. Lag\u00f0i mig tvisvar \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni. \u00c9g hef\u00f0i kannski \u00e1tt a\u00f0 taka lengri t\u00edma \u00ed fer\u00f0ina en \u00e9g vildi sj\u00e1 \u00feig sem fyrst.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 \u00f6kum heim. \u00c9g hef st\u00f6\u00f0ugar \u00e1hyggjur af a\u00f0 hann sofni en hann segist vera eiturhress og af\u00feakkar bo\u00f0 mitt um a\u00f0 taka vi\u00f0 akstrinum. \u00dea\u00f0 f\u00e9kk einkennilega miki\u00f0 \u00e1 mig a\u00f0 hitta hann aftur en \u00e9g kemst ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 j\u00f6r\u00f0ina aftur vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hitta kisurnar m\u00ednar og fj\u00f6lskylduna. Hann vir\u00f0ist l\u00edka alveg vera \u00ed jafnv\u00e6gi \u00fe\u00f3tt hann hafi komist a\u00f0 \u00feeirri bj\u00e1nalegu ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 \u00e1stfanginn af m\u00e9r, eftir a\u00f0 hann f\u00f3r til Noregs. Hann er allavega ekkert a\u00f0 \u00e6sa sig yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi bo\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0rum manni heim a\u00f0eins tveimur vikum eftir a\u00f0 hann f\u00f3r. Hann \u00e6pir ekki, gr\u00e6tur ekki, og h\u00f3tar ekki a\u00f0 skera sig \u00e1 h\u00e1ls e\u00f0a neitt svolei\u00f0is. Hann er sennilega b\u00fainn a\u00f0 s\u00e6tta sig vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 sta\u00f0reynd a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 viljum ekki samskonar framt\u00ed\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00deetta ver\u00f0ur \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega allt \u00ed lagi og \u00e9g svara j\u00fa \u00fea\u00f0 er f\u00ednt<\/em> \u00feegar s\u00e1 fja\u00f0urmagna\u00f0i sendir m\u00e9r sms og spyr hvort \u00fea\u00f0 henti m\u00e9r a\u00f0 hann panti far \u00fat \u00e1 tilteknum degi. \u00c9g gat ekki afpanta\u00f0 flugi\u00f0 sem hann borga\u00f0i undir mig fr\u00e1 Kaupmannah\u00f6fn til Sonderborgar, l\u00f6ngu \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g vissi a\u00f0 Bjartur yr\u00f0i \u00e1 fer\u00f0inni um svipa\u00f0 leyti og \u00e9g er me\u00f0 samviskubit yfir \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 hann er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a miklum peningum \u00ed fer\u00f0al\u00f6g bara til a\u00f0 kynnast m\u00e9r almennilega.<\/p>\n -\u00de\u00fa v\u00e6rir n\u00e1tt\u00farulega ekki a\u00f0 velta kostna\u00f0inum fyrir \u00fe\u00e9r ef \u00fe\u00fa v\u00e6rir viss um a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa vildir b\u00faa me\u00f0 honum, segir Birtan \u00ed m\u00e9r. Og samt, og samt langar mig a\u00f0 snerta Bjart, grafa andliti\u00f0 \u00ed h\u00e1lsakot hans, strj\u00faka \u00e1 honum hnakkann, kyssa hann, kyssa hann meira. Hann er ekki einu sinni a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 mig heldur a\u00f0 klappa k\u00f6ttunum. Hann hefur reyndar ekki gert neitt til a\u00f0 kveikja \u00ed m\u00e9r, \u00feetta er algerlega sj\u00e1lfsprottin \u00fer\u00e1, frumst\u00e6\u00f0 og smekklaus. Langar a\u00f0 kyssa… Oj\u00e6ja, ma\u00f0ur f\u00e6r v\u00edst ekki allt… \u00c9g v\u00edk m\u00e9r ekki undan \u00feegar hann tekur \u00ed h\u00f6ndina \u00e1 m\u00e9r og bi\u00f0ur mig a\u00f0 koma me\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00fat a\u00f0 ganga \u00fev\u00ed hann \u00feurfi a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a vi\u00f0 mig undir fj\u00f6gur. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki eftir neinu a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a og \u00e9g er b\u00fain a\u00f0 \u00e6fa \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 segja: Reyndar er hann h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 reykja svo l\u00edklega hef\u00f0i \u00feurft eitthva\u00f0 merkilegra en l\u00e6gra t\u00f3baksver\u00f0 til a\u00f0 halda honum \u00ed Fjallleysulandi en \u00fea\u00f0 er allavega nokku\u00f0 lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 hann hefur meiri \u00fe\u00f6rf fyrir n\u00e1l\u00e6g\u00f0 vi\u00f0 fj\u00f6ll og fossa en n\u00e6rveru m\u00edna. Ekki finn \u00e9g heldur fyrir minnstu l\u00f6ngun til a\u00f0 setjast a\u00f0 \u00ed einhverjum norskum hundsrassi og b\u00faa me\u00f0 foreldrum hans. \u00de\u00e1 er n\u00fa sk\u00e1rra a\u00f0 b\u00faa \u00ed d\u00f6nskum hundsrassi \u00fear sem systir m\u00edn er \u00ed n\u00e6sta n\u00e1grenni og ver\u00f0lagi\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00fakkula\u00f0i h\u00f3flegt. Helv\u00edti er \u00fea\u00f0 annars kaldh\u00e6\u00f0nislegt a\u00f0 \u00feegar almennilegir karlmenn s\u017cna m\u00e9r loksins \u00e1huga sem n\u00e6r \u00fat fyrir svefnherbergi\u00f0 s\u00e9u \u00fea\u00f0 tveir \u00ed einu sem gefa sig fram. \u00c9g hata tilhugsunina um a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 s\u00e6ra einhvern en \u00e9g reikna ekki me\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feeir vilji b\u00faa saman svo \u00fea\u00f0 er best a\u00f0 lj\u00faka \u00fev\u00ed af. -\u00c6tla\u00f0ir \u00fe\u00fa ekki a\u00f0 vera \u00ed Osl\u00f3 klukkan eitt? spyr \u00e9g. -\u00c9g var \u00fear klukkan eitt \u00ed n\u00f3tt. Lag\u00f0i mig \u00ed tvo t\u00edma og h\u00e9lt svo \u00e1fram -Ertu bila\u00f0ur ma\u00f0ur? Hva\u00f0 er \u00feetta eiginlega langur akstur? -1000 m\u00edlur, svarar Bjartur, … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
\n-\u00c9g er kannski ekki alveg viss, enda sag\u00f0i \u00e9g honum \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edka en \u00e9g er n\u00e6stum viss. \u00c9g \u00e6tla sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r betra hlutskipti en a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir einhverjum manni sem veit ekkert hva\u00f0 hann vill og fyrir nokkrum vikum vildi hann eignast b\u00f6rn og ver\u00f0a b\u00f3ndi. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki s\u00e9rlega tr\u00faver\u00f0ugt a\u00f0 hann hafi skipt um sko\u00f0un \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 einni n\u00f3ttu, svara \u00e9g.
\n\u00c9g hugsa me\u00f0 hryllingi til \u00feess a\u00f0 vera bundin yfir hrossum \u00e1 Stokkseyri af \u00f6llum eymdarinnar pl\u00e1ssum. Hv\u00edl\u00edk g\u00e6fa a\u00f0 hafa kynnst manni sem myndi aldrei l\u00e1ta s\u00e9r detta sl\u00edkt \u00ed hug.<\/p>\n
\n-L\u00e1ttu ekki eins og kj\u00e1ni Bjartur minn. \u00de\u00fa haf\u00f0ir ekki meiri \u00e1huga \u00e1 m\u00e9r en svo a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa fluttir \u00far landi \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 spyrja mig \u00e1lits og ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i \u00e1huga \u00e1 langt\u00edma sambandi hef\u00f0i \u00e9g reynt eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1hrifar\u00edkara til a\u00f0 telja \u00fe\u00e9r hughvarf en a\u00f0 benda \u00fe\u00e9r \u00e1 ver\u00f0lagi\u00f0 \u00e1 t\u00f3baki \u00ed Noregi.<\/p>\n
\n-J\u00e1, vi\u00f0 skulum r\u00f6lta a\u00f0eins, svara \u00e9g og \u00e6fi n\u017cja rullu \u00ed huganum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"