\u00c9g kasta\u00f0i peningi og n\u00fa er \u00e9g h\u00e9r. \u00cd einhverskonar \u00feorpsnefnu sem heitir Leira, innst \u00ed J\u00f6rundarfir\u00f0i, \u00e1 vesturstr\u00f6nd Noregs. Sit me\u00f0 t\u00f6lvuna m\u00edna vi\u00f0 bor\u00f0 \u00ed f\u00e6ranlegum g\u00e1mi, me\u00f0 brennslukl\u00f3setti, eldunar-, og svefna\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0u fyrir Bjart og pabba hans. H\u00e9r halda \u00feeir til \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00feeir vinna, annars leigja \u00feeir \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0 \u00ed Voldu en \u00feanga\u00f0 er 50 m\u00edn\u00fatna akstur. \u00deetta er sennilega hundsrass alheimsins, \u00f6ll verslun og \u00fej\u00f3nusta er s\u00f3tt til Voldu og \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki einusinni netsamband h\u00e9rna. En h\u00e9r er logn, n\u00e6stum alltaf, segja \u00feeir og n\u00e1tt\u00farufegur\u00f0in er gu\u00f0d\u00f3mleg. H\u00e1, snarbr\u00f6tt klettafj\u00f6ll, sk\u00f3gi vaxin. H\u00e9r liggja geitur \u00e1 vegunum og hirtir baula \u00ed fj\u00f6llunum, sm\u00e1hveli leika s\u00e9r \u00fati \u00e1 fir\u00f0inum og fiskitorfurnar synda n\u00e1nast upp \u00ed land. Vi\u00f0 horfum fram af bryggjunni og sj\u00e1um sm\u00e1ufsa \u00ed hundra\u00f0atali. Vei\u00f0um 9 stykki sem Bjartur flakar me\u00f0 d\u00fakahn\u00edf (vi\u00f0 vorum ekki me\u00f0 neitt sk\u00e1rra verkf\u00e6ri) og tro\u00f0fyllir litla frystih\u00f3lfi\u00f0 \u00ed k\u00e6lisk\u00e1pnum.<\/p>\n
-\u00de\u00fa skalt ekki vei\u00f0a fleiri nema \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6tlir a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e1, \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g elda \u00fea\u00f0 sem er til. \u00c9g kaupi ekki mat \u00e1 me\u00f0an er fiskur \u00ed frystinum svo \u00fe\u00fa skalt hemja vei\u00f0igle\u00f0ina ef \u00fe\u00fa vilt f\u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 en ufsabollur fram a\u00f0 j\u00f3lum, segi \u00e9g.<\/p>\n
Hvernig eldar ma\u00f0ur annars ufsa? \u00c9g man hreinlega ekki til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi bor\u00f0a\u00f0 ufsa \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi en \u00ed bolluformi. \u00c6tli hann s\u00e9 of laus \u00ed s\u00e9r til a\u00f0 s\u00e9 gott a\u00f0 sj\u00f3\u00f0a hann e\u00f0a steikja e\u00f0a er hann einfaldlega vondur? M\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3ttu ufsabollur allavega alltaf g\u00f3\u00f0ar \u00feegar \u00e9g var l\u00edtil og var \u00e9g \u00fe\u00f3 hro\u00f0alegur matgikkur. \u00cd dag bor\u00f0a \u00e9g n\u00e1nast allt og g\u00e6ti \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega lifa\u00f0 \u00e1 ufsa. \u00dea\u00f0 er hinsvegar h\u00e6tt vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 heimas\u00e6tan fitji flj\u00f3tlega upp \u00e1 tr\u00fdni\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed ein af \u00feeim \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um sem h\u00fan nefnir fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 pabbi hennar \u00e6tti a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00fea\u00f0 eftir henni a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 \u00cdslandi \u00ed vetur er a\u00f0 \u00fear s\u00e9 h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 g\u00f3\u00f0an mat. H\u00fan telur bers\u00fdnilega a\u00f0 amma hennar skilji matseldarkunn\u00e1ttu s\u00edna eftir \u00e1 \u00cdslandi og varla hefur h\u00fan meiri tr\u00fa \u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u00cd versta falli s\u00fd\u00f0 \u00e9g ufsann handa k\u00f6ttunum. \u00de\u00e6r ver\u00f0a allavega alltaf gla\u00f0ar \u00feegar \u00fe\u00e6r f\u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 en \u00feurrf\u00f3\u00f0ri\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 er miklu meira gu\u00f0last a\u00f0 n\u00fdta s\u00e9r ekki \u00f3keypis matarb\u00far en a\u00f0 segja sannleikann um tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0. Og svo er l\u00edka silungur \u00ed \u00e1nni og svo kemur \u00feorskurinn inn \u00ed fj\u00f6r\u00f0inn \u00ed jan\u00faar. Vi\u00f0 \u00feurfum a\u00f0 eignast frystikistu.<\/p>\n
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\u00c9g kasta\u00f0i peningi og n\u00fa er \u00e9g h\u00e9r. \u00cd einhverskonar \u00feorpsnefnu sem heitir Leira, innst \u00ed J\u00f6rundarfir\u00f0i, \u00e1 vesturstr\u00f6nd Noregs. Sit me\u00f0 t\u00f6lvuna m\u00edna vi\u00f0 bor\u00f0 \u00ed f\u00e6ranlegum g\u00e1mi, me\u00f0 brennslukl\u00f3setti, eldunar-, og svefna\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0u fyrir Bjart og pabba hans. H\u00e9r … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa