F\u00e5rik\u00e5l (e\u00f0a kind \u00ed k\u012fli) er hef\u00f0bundinn norskur r\u00e9ttur og \u00e1 haustin koma vinnuf\u00e9lagar og kl\u00fabbar saman og bor\u00f0a \u00feennan r\u00e9tt og skemmta s\u00e9r, \u00feetta er v\u00edst ekki \u00f3l\u00edkt \u00edslensku \u00feorrabl\u00f3ti og me\u00f0alaldur gesta 78 \u00e1r alveg eins og \u00e1 \u00cdslandi. Vi\u00f0 s\u00f3ttum sl\u00edka samkomu \u00ed g\u00e6r, \u00e1 vegum \u00fer\u00e6laleigunnar sem starfr\u00e6kir tilvonandi manninn minn og tengdaf\u00f6\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 samt ekki eins fl\u00f3ki\u00f0 a\u00f0 elda f\u00e5rik\u00e5l og \u00feorramat.
\nSetji\u00f0 s\u00fapukj\u00f6t \u00ed st\u00f3ran pott \u00e1samt vatni, salti og nokkrum sv\u00f6rtum piparkornum. Skeri\u00f0 hv\u00edtk\u00e1lshaus \u00ed 6 bita og setji\u00f0 einnig \u00ed pottinn. Sj\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 lengi dags.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar kj\u00f6ti\u00f0 er dotti\u00f0 af beinum, smakki\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 og ef enn\u00fe\u00e1 vottar fyrir brag\u00f0i og ef enn\u00fe\u00e1 er m\u00f6gulegt a\u00f0 kyngja \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 hafa me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed umtalsvert magn v\u00f6kva e\u00f0a feiti, sj\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed 2 klst til vi\u00f0b\u00f3tar. Athugi\u00f0 a\u00f0 kj\u00f6ti\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 vera alveg \u00feurrt, helst \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 molni.<\/p>\n
Telji\u00f0 heimskum alm\u00faganum tr\u00fa um a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 f\u00ednn matur og selji\u00f0 a\u00f0gang a\u00f0 herlegheitunum. Ef upp koma efasemdir um a\u00f0 m\u00fagurinn kaupi \u00feetta bull, leiti\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 r\u00e1\u00f0a hj\u00e1 \u00cdslendingum. \u00deeim hefur nefnilega tekist a\u00f0 telja s\u00ednum plebbum tr\u00fa um a\u00f0 skemmdur matur s\u00e9 f\u00ednn og \u00fear kostar a\u00f0g\u00f6ngumi\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00feorrabl\u00f3ti daglaun en ekki bara klukkut\u00edmalaun eins og h\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g haf\u00f0i ekkert hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 stoppa h\u00e9r nema kannski svona 10 daga (en er n\u00fa b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera h\u00e9r \u00ed 3 vikur) og reikna\u00f0i ekki me\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara neitt \u00fat svo \u00e9g t\u00f3k ekki nein f\u00ednni f\u00f6t me\u00f0 m\u00e9r og bara allra nau\u00f0synlegustu snyrtiv\u00f6rur. Bjartur gaf m\u00e9r 2 kj\u00f3la um s\u00ed\u00f0ustu helgi svo \u00fea\u00f0 bjarga\u00f0ist, en eins og \u00e9g l\u00edt \u00fat n\u00fana, \u00feyrfti \u00e9g helst spartl og gr\u00e6nan far\u00f0a til a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a samkv\u00e6mish\u00e6f.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g k\u00edtta\u00f0i \u00ed d\u00fdpstu hrukkurnar og virti sj\u00e1lfa m\u00e9r fyrir mig \u00ed spegli. \u00c9g leit \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera 43ja \u00e1ra. Sem \u00e9g og er. En \u00fea\u00f0 er n\u00fa kannski \u00f3\u00fearfi a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1st, allavega \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur er me\u00f0 manni sem er 11 \u00e1rum yngri.<\/p>\n
-Blessu\u00f0 vertu, sag\u00f0i Birtan \u00ed m\u00e9r. Eins og ma\u00f0urinn fer me\u00f0 skrokkinn \u00e1 s\u00e9r ver\u00f0ur hann hrumur fyrir aldur fram. Eftir 10 \u00e1r mun enginn sj\u00e1 aldursmun \u00e1 ykkur.
\n-Mig langar samt ekki a\u00f0 l\u00edta svona \u00fat, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g, laga\u00f0i h\u00e1ri\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r me\u00f0 krulluj\u00e1rni og klemmdi \u00fea\u00f0 fallega upp \u00ed hnakkanum.<\/p>\n
Bjartur kom til m\u00edn. Flissa\u00f0i vandr\u00e6\u00f0alega og toga\u00f0i \u00ed toppinn.
\n-Uppsett h\u00e1r? sag\u00f0i hann.
\n\u00c9g vissi hva\u00f0 hann \u00e1tti vi\u00f0. Einu sinni sat \u00e9g vi\u00f0 stofubor\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed Bovrup og lakka\u00f0i \u00e1 m\u00e9r neglurnar. Hann sat vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 m\u00e9r og sag\u00f0i ‘j\u00e1? bleikt?’ \u00ed n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega \u00feessum sama vandr\u00e6\u00f0at\u00f3n.
\n-Finnst \u00fe\u00e9r \u00feetta lj\u00f3tt? spur\u00f0i \u00e9g hreint \u00fat og hann sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00e9g liti \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera eldri me\u00f0 h\u00e1ri\u00f0 uppsett.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g skola\u00f0i h\u00e1ri\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r og f\u00f3r \u00e1 samkomuna me\u00f0 tj\u00e1surnar hangandi ofan \u00ed augu. Hund\u00f3\u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0 me\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfa mig. \u00dea\u00f0 var sk\u00edtkalt og \u00fear sem \u00e9g var hvort sem var illa til reika, f\u00f3r \u00e9g ekki \u00far lj\u00f3tu, gr\u00e1u peysunni sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i \u00e6tla\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera \u00ed \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar vi\u00f0 komum heim spur\u00f0i Bjartur mig hvort hann hef\u00f0i m\u00f3g\u00f0a\u00f0 mig me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera \u00f3s\u00e1ttur vi\u00f0 h\u00e1rgrei\u00f0sluna og svo kom \u00feetta sem allir karlmenn segja; ‘\u00e9g elska \u00feig hvernig sem \u00fe\u00fa l\u00edtur \u00fat’ og ‘au\u00f0vita\u00f0 gerir \u00fe\u00fa bara \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00fe\u00fa vilt’ og ‘\u00fea\u00f0 eina sem \u00e9g vil er a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0’. Var reyndar b\u00fainn a\u00f0 drekka n\u00f3gu marga bj\u00f3ra til a\u00f0 koma \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00ed lei\u00f0inni a\u00f0 honum \u00fe\u00e6tti l\u00edka \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 mig me\u00f0 andlitsfar\u00f0a.
\n-Eins og \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt \u00far plasti, sag\u00f0i hann og virtist fullur efasemda \u00feegar \u00e9g benti honum \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0an fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 konur m\u00e1la sig og a\u00f0 allar stj\u00f6rnur og fyrirs\u00e6tur eru f\u00f3t\u00f3sjoppa\u00f0ar til helv\u00edtis, er einmitt s\u00fa a\u00f0 konur ERU fallegri \u00feegar \u00fe\u00e6r l\u00edta \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera \u00far plasti.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g er komin \u00e1 fimmtugsaldur og er vitur eftir \u00fev\u00ed. \u00c9g \u00feekki karlmenn. \u00deegar karlmenn segja ‘au\u00f0vita\u00f0 gerir \u00fe\u00fa bara \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00fe\u00fa vilt’ \u00fe\u00e1 eiga \u00feeir vi\u00f0 ‘en \u00feegar \u00fe\u00fa gerir \u00fea\u00f0, \u00fe\u00e1 fer \u00e9g fr\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r, fyrst tilfinningalega og svo a\u00f0 fullu.’ Og j\u00e1, \u00e9g efast reyndar ekki um a\u00f0 hann muni halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 elska mig, jafnvel \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g noti meik og grei\u00f0i m\u00e9r. \u00c9g myndi heldur ekkert h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 elska hann \u00fe\u00f3tt hann t\u00e6ki upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta nefh\u00e1rin vaxa \u00fat \u00far n\u00f6sunum og binda \u00ed \u00feau litlar slaufur en \u00e9g reikna samt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann myndi stilla sig um a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00e1 mannam\u00f3t \u00feannig \u00fatgangs.<\/p>\n
Svo n\u00fa er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 finna enn eitt atri\u00f0i\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 eigum ekki sameiginlegt. \u00de.e.a.s. hugmyndir okkar um \u00fea\u00f0 hvernig \u00e9g l\u00edti vel \u00fat. Fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt! \u00dea\u00f0 er svosem engin fr\u00e1gangss\u00f6k en setur vissulega strik \u00ed reikninginn, \u00fev\u00ed \u00feetta merkir einfaldlega a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 getum ekki fari\u00f0 \u00fat saman. Allavega ekki nema m\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00f0i illa, anna\u00f0hvort vegna \u00feess hvernig \u00e9g l\u00edti \u00fat e\u00f0a vegna \u00feess hva\u00f0 honum finnst um \u00fatlit mitt.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 tala um a\u00f0 giftast n\u00e6sta vor. Er \u00e9g semsagt a\u00f0 fafa a\u00f0 gifta mig \u00f3m\u00e1lu\u00f0 og me\u00f0 t\u00e6tt h\u00e1ri\u00f0 lafandi ofan \u00ed augu eins og \u00e1 \u00fatigangstryppi? Ehhh -NEI! Og ekki \u00e6tla \u00e9g heldur a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta geislandi f\u00f6gur, vitandi \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn sem \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a \u00e6vinni me\u00f0 s\u00e9 a\u00f0 hugsa jaa\u00e1? eins og plastd\u00fakka?<\/p>\n
Langar mig a\u00f0 giftast honum? Fokk j\u00e1. En hj\u00f3naband er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega fangelsi. Ma\u00f0ur getur ekki leyft s\u00e9r a\u00f0 skrifa \u00fea\u00f0 sem einhleyp kona getur leyft s\u00e9r a\u00f0 skrifa. Ma\u00f0ur r\u00e6\u00f0ur \u00fev\u00ed ekki hva\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur gerir e\u00f0a hvernig ma\u00f0ur l\u00edtur \u00fat. Ekki nema me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 valda hinum a\u00f0ilanum vonbrig\u00f0um.<\/p>\n
Og \u00feannig er \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa bara. Rassgat. E\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur f\u00e5rik\u00e5l. \u00c9g hugsa a\u00f0 \u00e9g noti \u00fea\u00f0 sem bl\u00f3tsyr\u00f0i h\u00e9\u00f0an af. Nor\u00f0menn skilja ekki rassgat en \u00feeir skilja \u00f6rugglega f\u00e5rik\u00e5l.<\/p>\n
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F\u00e5rik\u00e5l (e\u00f0a kind \u00ed k\u012fli) er hef\u00f0bundinn norskur r\u00e9ttur og \u00e1 haustin koma vinnuf\u00e9lagar og kl\u00fabbar saman og bor\u00f0a \u00feennan r\u00e9tt og skemmta s\u00e9r, \u00feetta er v\u00edst ekki \u00f3l\u00edkt \u00edslensku \u00feorrabl\u00f3ti og me\u00f0alaldur gesta 78 \u00e1r alveg eins og \u00e1 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa