{"id":12607,"date":"2010-06-07T20:55:20","date_gmt":"2010-06-07T20:55:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/?p=12607"},"modified":"2017-09-08T15:58:26","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T15:58:26","slug":"af-kruttum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2010\/06\/07\/af-kruttum\/","title":{"rendered":"Af kr\u00fattum"},"content":{"rendered":"

-\u00de\u00fa gleymdir a\u00f0 kyssa mig bless, sag\u00f0i Bjartur.<\/p>\n

N\u00faj\u00e1? Gleymdi \u00e9g \u00fev\u00ed? Er \u00e9g semsagt v\u00f6n a\u00f0 kve\u00f0ja hann me\u00f0 kossi? J\u00e1 l\u00edklega geri \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0 venjulega en \u00e9g hef aldrei p\u00e6lt neitt s\u00e9rstaklega \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n

\u00deegar \u00e9g hugsa \u00fat \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 kyssi \u00e9g Bjart sennilega oftar en nokkurn annan. En \u00fea\u00f0 er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega bara e\u00f0lilegt, ma\u00f0urinn er kr\u00fatt og kr\u00fatt geta reikna\u00f0 me\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera kysst, allavega ef \u00feau s\u00fdna engin merki um a\u00f0 vera \u00fev\u00ed m\u00f3tfallin. Auk \u00feess hafa kr\u00fatt sennilega meiri \u00fe\u00f6rf fyrir kossa en anna\u00f0 f\u00f3lk og allir a\u00f0rir sem kyssa Bjart b\u00faa \u00fati \u00ed \u00f6skubuska. \u00dea\u00f0 hl\u00fdtur \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 standa \u00fe\u00e1 upp \u00e1 mig a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 til \u00feess a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 kysstur reglulega. Nema Svartur \u00e6tti frekar a\u00f0 taka \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 s\u00e9r. Hann b\u00fdr n\u00fa hj\u00e1 honum svo \u00fea\u00f0 eru h\u00e6g heimat\u00f6kin. Reyndar h\u00e9lt J\u00fal\u00edus \u00fev\u00ed fram um daginn a\u00f0 Bjartur og Svartur hef\u00f0u veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 kyssast \u00fati \u00ed hl\u00f6\u00f0u en \u00feeir \u00fevertaka b\u00e1\u00f0ir fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 og hann er haugalyginn str\u00e1kurinn. Enda v\u00e6ri Bjartur sennilega ekki a\u00f0 rukka mig um koss ef Svartur st\u00e6\u00f0i sig \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sinna kn\u00fas\u00fe\u00f6rf hans.<\/p>\n

-\u00c6tli \u00fe\u00fa ver\u00f0ir \u00fe\u00e1 ekki bara a\u00f0 koma vi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r og s\u00e6kja \u00fe\u00e9r koss, svara\u00f0i \u00e9g.<\/p>\n

Sitjum \u00ed s\u00f3fanum. \u00c9g me\u00f0 prj\u00f3nana, Bjartur me\u00f0 t\u00f6lvuna opna \u00e1 facebook.
\n-Ertu ekkert a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a lei\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessum prj\u00f3naskap? spyr hann loksins.
\n-Nei, svara \u00e9g.
\n-\u00c1ttu kannski vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa viljir fara a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00feennan koss sem vi\u00f0 t\u00f6lu\u00f0um um? b\u00e6ti \u00e9g vi\u00f0, \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00f3tt karlmenn hafi tilhneigingu til a\u00f0 \u00e1l\u00edta a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 a\u00f0 segja fr\u00e9ttir e\u00f0a ef ma\u00f0ur setur \u00f3skir s\u00ednar ekki fram \u00ed bo\u00f0h\u00e6tti, \u00fe\u00e1 reikna \u00feeir samt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 konur lesi hugsanir.
\n-Ha,j\u00e1,nei,jamm, humm,e\u00f0a ha, segir Bjartur. Svo slekkur hann \u00e1 t\u00f6lvunni.<\/p>\n

Dj\u00f6full erum vi\u00f0 skemmd, hugsa \u00e9g og kl\u00e1ra umfer\u00f0ina \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g legg prj\u00f3nana fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n

-Snerting er mannskepnunni nau\u00f0synleg. \u00c9g geri \u00feetta bara til a\u00f0 koma \u00ed veg fyrir a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 ver\u00f0um ge\u00f0veik, segi \u00e9g og kyssi hann \u00e1 gagnauga\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fear eru engir skeggbroddar.
\n-Hmmm? \u00de\u00fa hefur engar \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Svartur ver\u00f0i ge\u00f0veikur? segir Bjartur.
\n-Nei, segi \u00e9g.<\/p>\n

Hef ekki hugsa\u00f0 \u00fat\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 fyrr en \u00e9g hef aldrei kysst Svart. Man ekki hven\u00e6r \u00e9g t\u00f3k upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kyssa Bjart. Samt nokku\u00f0 viss um a\u00f0 hann hefur aldrei kysst mig a\u00f0 fyrra brag\u00f0i. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hver kyssi hvern sk\u00fdrist af kr\u00fatt \u00e1hrifunum. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki au\u00f0velt a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra fyrirb\u00e6ri\u00f0 kr\u00fatt en \u00fea\u00f0 er allavega eitthva\u00f0 sem vekur \u00ed manni kn\u00fashv\u00f6tina. Kr\u00fatti\u00f0 \u00fearf samt alls ekkert a\u00f0 vera bjargarlaust. Geitur eru t.d. kr\u00fatt.<\/p>\n

Svartur er ekki kr\u00fatt.
\nEkki \u00e9g heldur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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