{"id":12413,"date":"2003-06-01T16:12:12","date_gmt":"2003-06-01T16:12:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/?p=12413"},"modified":"2017-09-08T15:56:36","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T15:56:36","slug":"kynlegar-konur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2003\/06\/01\/kynlegar-konur\/","title":{"rendered":"Kynlegar konur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J\u00e6ja. \u00de\u00e1 er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 taka fyrstu vaktina \u00e1 <em>Kynlegum konum<\/em>. \u00dea\u00f0 sem kemur m\u00e9r mest \u00e1 \u00f3vart er a\u00f0 \u00e9g er ekki elst. \u00dea\u00f0 eru fleiri en \u00e9g sem vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 hafa logi\u00f0 til um aldur \u00feegar \u00fe\u00e6r s\u00f3ttu um. Yana er tveimur \u00e1rum eldri en \u00e9g og \u00fea\u00f0 var h\u00fan sem setti mig inn \u00ed starfi\u00f0. H\u00fan er b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera s\u00faludansari \u00e1 \u00cdslandi \u00ed tv\u00f6 \u00e1r og bj\u00f3 h\u00e9r \u00ed nokkur \u00e1r \u00e1 n\u00edunda \u00e1ratugnum.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>-Ekkert hafa \u00e1hyggjur af aldurinn, sag\u00f0i Yana. Segja bara sona; &#8222;ahh! hva\u00f0 heldur \u00fe\u00fa \u00e9g er g\u00f6mul? kannski t\u00fatt\u00fagu og sex?&#8220; ef \u00feeir spurja. \u00dea\u00f0 virkar. Punktur. Sag\u00f0i h\u00fan t\u00e6landi r\u00f3mi. H\u00fan setti \u00f3t\u00e6pilegt da\u00f0ur \u00ed &#8222;t\u00fatt\u00fagu og seeeex&#8220;, lyfti br\u00fanum \u00e1 sexunni og strauk h\u00f6ndinni ni\u00f0ur me\u00f0 l\u00e6rinu \u00e1 s\u00e9r um lei\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e9r s\u00fdnist \u00feetta \u00ed flj\u00f3tu brag\u00f0i mun au\u00f0veldara en \u00e9g h\u00e9lt. K\u00fannarnir hafa engar v\u00e6ntingar um a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur haldi uppi innihaldsr\u00edkum samr\u00e6\u00f0um vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fe\u00f3tt ma\u00f0ur setjist ni\u00f0ur hj\u00e1 \u00feeim til \u00feess a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 til a\u00f0 kaupa falskt kampav\u00edn \u00fat \u00e1 kr\u00edt. Auk \u00feess \u00fearf ma\u00f0ur ekki a\u00f0 hafa neina dansh\u00e6fileika sem kemur s\u00e9r \u00e1kaflega vel \u00ed m\u00ednu tilviki.<br \/>\n-\u00deetta ekki \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3tta\u00e1lfar g\u00f3\u00f0a, heldur gra\u00f0ir kallar. Engar \u00e1hyggjur af dansinn. \u00de\u00fa bara gera glennu, k\u00fanni borga. Punktur, sag\u00f0i Yana.<\/p>\n<p>Semsagt, danskunn\u00e1tta \u00f3\u00fe\u00f6rf og er \u00fea\u00f0 vel. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu \u00fearf ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 kunna a\u00f0 blaka augnh\u00e1runum og brosa fl\u00edrulega til einfrumunganna sem s\u00e6kja sta\u00f0inn. \u00c9g hef aldrei veri\u00f0 s\u00e9rlega g\u00f3\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 blaka augnh\u00e1runum en \u00fea\u00f0 vill svo heppilega til a\u00f0 Birta r\u00e6\u00f0ur pr\u00fd\u00f0ilega vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>Annars h\u00e1lfvorkenni \u00e9g k\u00fannunum \u00fev\u00ed \u00feetta gengur a\u00f0 verulegu leyti \u00fat \u00e1 a\u00f0 hafa \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 f\u00edflum. \u00deeir halda, e\u00f0a eiga allavega a\u00f0 halda, a\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00feeir borga form\u00fau fyrir drykki handa dansistelpunum, f\u00e1i \u00fe\u00e6r d\u00fdrindis kampav\u00edn. Sannleikurinn er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 f\u00e1um er eplasafa me\u00f0 seltser \u00fat\u00ed, borinn fram \u00ed kampav\u00ednsglasi. Vi\u00f0 megum alveg \u00feiggja \u00feetta kampav\u00edn sem \u00feeir borga fyrir en \u00fea\u00f0 gerir engin. H\u00fasi\u00f0 tekur 65% af ver\u00f0inu fyrir hvern \u00f3dukkinn drykk sem vi\u00f0 seljum. Vi\u00f0 f\u00e1um restina \u00ed okkar hlut og \u00feetta er allt of h\u00e1 launauppb\u00f3t til \u00feess a\u00f0 nokkurri konu detti \u00ed hug a\u00f0 hafna henni.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u00e6ja. \u00de\u00e1 er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 taka fyrstu vaktina \u00e1 Kynlegum konum. \u00dea\u00f0 sem kemur m\u00e9r mest \u00e1 \u00f3vart er a\u00f0 \u00e9g er ekki elst. \u00dea\u00f0 eru fleiri en \u00e9g sem vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 hafa logi\u00f0 til um aldur \u00feegar \u00fe\u00e6r &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2003\/06\/01\/kynlegar-konur\/\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[217,1],"tags":[102,103],"class_list":["post-12413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1-hluti-golanhaedir","category-oflokkad-allt-efni","tag-birta","tag-kynlegar-konur"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Kynlegar konur - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2003\/06\/01\/kynlegar-konur\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"is_IS\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Kynlegar konur - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"J\u00e6ja. \u00de\u00e1 er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 taka fyrstu vaktina \u00e1 Kynlegum konum. \u00dea\u00f0 sem kemur m\u00e9r mest \u00e1 \u00f3vart er a\u00f0 \u00e9g er ekki elst. \u00dea\u00f0 eru fleiri en \u00e9g sem vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 hafa logi\u00f0 til um aldur \u00feegar \u00fe\u00e6r &hellip; 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