\u00de\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 loksins sta\u00f0fest a\u00f0 leigusalinn bj\u00f3 \u00ed alv\u00f6ru me\u00f0 lith\u00e1\u00edskri s\u00faludansmey. \u00c9g komst a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed dag \u00feegar \u00e9g s\u00f3tti um aukavinnu \u00e1 „Kynlegum konum“ einu strippb\u00fallunni h\u00e9r uppi \u00ed G\u00f3lanh\u00e6\u00f0unum. E\u00f0a einu svo vita\u00f0 s\u00e9, svo \u00e9g lj\u00fagi n\u00fa engu. B\u00fallmundur, eigandi sta\u00f0arins, spur\u00f0i hvar \u00e9g byggi. \u00deegar \u00e9g sag\u00f0i honum \u00fea\u00f0 var\u00f0 hann steinhissa og spur\u00f0i hvort Fatlaf\u00f3li\u00f0 v\u00e6ri kominn \u00ed st\u00f3r\u00fatger\u00f0. S\u00fa lith\u00e1\u00edska h\u00e6tti v\u00edst \u00e1 b\u00fallunni sk\u00f6mmu eftir a\u00f0 \u00feau kynntust og B\u00fallmundur hefur enga tr\u00fa \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sk\u00fdrist eing\u00f6ngu af hreinleika \u00e1starinnar.<\/p>\n
Vinnut\u00edminn er fr\u00e1 ellefu til \u00ferj\u00fa sem hentar g\u00edfurlega vel \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g yr\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 komin heim \u00e1\u00f0ur en Sp\u00fankhildur fer \u00ed bakar\u00edi\u00f0.<\/p>\n
-Heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0um vi\u00f0 \u00feetta? spur\u00f0i \u00e9g. Birta hl\u00f3 h\u00e1\u00f0slega.
\n-\u00c9g r\u00e6\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 j\u00fa, en hva\u00f0 \u00e6tlar \u00fe\u00fa a\u00f0 gera \u00e1 me\u00f0an? Steikja p\u00f6nnuk\u00f6kur kannski?<\/p>\n
Birta hefur enga tr\u00fa \u00e1 m\u00e9r. Henni finnst rosalega \u00f3merkilegt a\u00f0 steikja p\u00f6nnuk\u00f6kur og h\u00fan er \u00e6gilega \u00f3s\u00e1tt vi\u00f0 mig fyrir a\u00f0 leggja mig ni\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 lei\u00f0r\u00e9tta augl\u00fdsingatexta og endurskrifa hro\u00f0a sem einhverjir illa skrifandi grasasnar hafa klambra\u00f0 saman. \u00c9g \u00fearf l\u00edklega ekki a\u00f0 taka fram a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er Birta sem hefur flutt \u00f6ll \u00feessi d\u00fdr inn \u00e1 heimili\u00f0. Nema Litlu, Gulu H\u00e6nuna. H\u00fan er v\u00edst algerlega \u00e1 m\u00edna \u00e1byrg\u00f0.<\/p>\n
-Og hva\u00f0 heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk segi? Gagga\u00f0i Litla Gula H\u00e6nan sem haf\u00f0i sofi\u00f0 \u00ed fatahenginu \u00feegar vi\u00f0 komum inn en greinilega n\u00e1\u00f0 hluta af samtalinu.
\n-Hva\u00f0a f\u00f3lk? spur\u00f0i Birta.
\n-Bara allskonar f\u00f3lk. T.d. Ma\u00f0urinn sem heitir ekki Gu\u00f0mundur. Kannski stundar hann s\u00falusta\u00f0i og \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e9r hann \u00feig.
\n-Hahh, og \u00fe\u00e1 vitum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann stundar s\u00falusta\u00f0i. Hversu k\u00falt er \u00fea\u00f0? sag\u00f0i Birta.<\/p>\n
Reyndar hef \u00e9g enga tr\u00fa \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Ma\u00f0urinn sem heitir ekki Gu\u00f0mundur stundi s\u00falusta\u00f0i. \u00c9g hef meiri \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g, sem er kv\u00f6ldsv\u00e6f, eigi erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 halda m\u00e9r vakandi til klukkan \u00ferj\u00fa \u00e1 n\u00e6turnar og a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feyki ekki s\u00e9rlega kyn\u00feokkafull \u00ed ullarsokkum og geyspandi upp \u00ed vi\u00f0skiptvinina. M\u00e9r ver\u00f0ur nefnilega svo kalt \u00feegar \u00e9g er \u00fereytt a\u00f0 \u00e9g er eiginlega alltaf \u00ed ullarsokkum \u00e1 kv\u00f6ldin.<\/p>\n
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