Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00ed menningarfer\u00f0 \u00ed Kringluna \u00ed dag me\u00f0 b\u00f6rn Sp\u00fankhildar og Sjarmaknippi\u00f0.\u00a0 Vi\u00f0 \u00e6tlu\u00f0um a\u00f0 kaupa nokkrar kindur \u00ed gar\u00f0inn en s\u00e1um enga sem okkur l\u00edka\u00f0i. Hinsvegar s\u00e1um vi\u00f0 hi\u00f0 st\u00f3rbrotna t\u00f3nsk\u00e1ld og s\u00f6ngkonu Leoncie.<\/p>\n
-Viti\u00f0i krakkar a\u00f0 \u00feessi kona sem var a\u00f0 ganga h\u00e9rna fram hj\u00e1 er fr\u00e6g? sag\u00f0i Sp\u00fankhildur. B\u00f6rnin t\u00f6ldu sig hafa dotti\u00f0 \u00ed mikinn lukkupott. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki \u00e1 hverjum degi sem ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9r fr\u00e6ga manneskju og \u00feau vildu \u00f3\u00f0 og uppv\u00e6g f\u00e1 n\u00e1nari sk\u00fdringar \u00e1 fr\u00e6g\u00f0 hennar.
\n-H\u00fan er b\u00e6\u00f0i s\u00f6ngkona og alv\u00f6ru prinsessa og svo er h\u00fan kl\u00e1mstjarna l\u00edka, sag\u00f0i Sp\u00fankhildur.<\/p>\n
B\u00f6rnunum \u00fe\u00f3tti \u00f3stj\u00f3rnlega fyndi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa s\u00e9\u00f0 kl\u00e1mstj\u00f6rnu en Sjarmaknippi\u00f0 heimta\u00f0i starfsl\u00fdsingu.
\n-Kl\u00e1mstj\u00f6rnur eru vo\u00f0a asnalegar. \u00de\u00e6r vinna \u00e1 nokkurskonar b\u00f6rum sem heita strippb\u00fallur. \u00dear eru margar kl\u00e1mstj\u00f6rnur sem kl\u00e6\u00f0a sig \u00ed bikini og st\u00edgv\u00e9l og dilla rassinum framan \u00ed feita kalla, sag\u00f0i Sp\u00fankhildur.<\/p>\n
Myndger\u00f0ur taldi v\u00edst a\u00f0 prinsessur v\u00e6ru jafnan r\u00edkar og vildi f\u00e1 uppl\u00fdsingar um \u00fea\u00f0 hvar h\u00f6ll hennar v\u00e6ri sta\u00f0sett. \u00d3tr\u00falegt \u00fe\u00f3tti \u00feeim fr\u00e6ndsystkinum \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 forr\u00edk og heimsfr\u00e6g s\u00f6ngkona, prinsessa og kl\u00e1mstjarna hef\u00f0i kosi\u00f0 a\u00f0 reisa h\u00f6ll s\u00edna \u00ed Sandger\u00f0i.
\n-H\u00fan hef\u00f0i frekar \u00e1tt a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta byggja h\u00f6ll \u00ed G\u00f3lanh\u00e6\u00f0unum. \u00dea\u00f0 eru l\u00edka \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega fleiri feitir kallar \u00fear en \u00ed Sandger\u00f0i, sag\u00f0i Myndger\u00f0ur.
\n-J\u00e1 en \u00fea\u00f0 er engin strippb\u00falla \u00ed G\u00f3lanh\u00e6\u00f0unum, sag\u00f0i Sjarmaknippi\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 Sp\u00fankhildur litum hvor \u00e1 a\u00f0ra en s\u00f6g\u00f0um ekkert. Blessa\u00f0 barni\u00f0 veit au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 \u00ed n\u00e6stu g\u00f6tu vi\u00f0 okkur er s\u00faludanssta\u00f0urinn „Kynlegar konur“ til h\u00fasa.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 var \u00e1 \u00feessu augnabliki sem Birta f\u00e9kk hugmynd.<\/p>\n
Birta j\u00e1, \u00e9g hef v\u00edst ekki sagt ykkur miki\u00f0 fr\u00e1 henni enn\u00fe\u00e1. H\u00fan er anna\u00f0hvort verri e\u00f0a betri helmingurinn af m\u00e9r, \u00e9g veit ekki hvort. H\u00fan tekur i\u00f0ulega \u00e1kvar\u00f0anir sem \u00e9g er efins um en \u00fear sem h\u00fan hefur \u00e1kve\u00f0na h\u00e6fileika sem \u00e9g hef ekki, get \u00e9g ekki lifa\u00f0 \u00e1n hennar. H\u00fan kann t.d. a\u00f0 ra\u00f0a saman or\u00f0um og hr\u00e6\u00f0a f\u00f3lk og hvorttveggja er afar nytsamlegt. H\u00fan hefur hinsvegar afskaplega takmarka\u00f0a \u00feolinm\u00e6\u00f0i gagnvart heimskingjum og \u00fear sem f\u00f3lk er a\u00f0 jafna\u00f0i f\u00edfl getur \u00f3\u00feol hennar komi\u00f0 okkur \u00ed vandr\u00e6\u00f0i. Hana skortir l\u00edka f\u00e1gun. H\u00fan \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 t.d. til a\u00f0 naga neglurnar. \u00dea\u00f0 geri \u00e9g reyndar l\u00edka og tel \u00fea\u00f0 ekki st\u00f3rm\u00e1l en Birta \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 sko til a\u00f0 naga neglur annarra. \u00dea\u00f0 eru ekki allir sem f\u00edla \u00fea\u00f0 skilji\u00f0i.<\/p>\n
Hva\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0, Birta var v\u00f6knu\u00f0 til l\u00edfsins.
\n-Vi\u00f0 s\u00e6kjum um, sag\u00f0i h\u00fan \u00e1kve\u00f0in.
\n-Fyrirgef\u00f0u en ertu a\u00f0 stinga upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e6ki um vinnu \u00e1 kl\u00e1mb\u00fallu? sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n-Jamm!<\/p>\n
-N\u00fa ertu ekki einmitt alltaf a\u00f0 tala um a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00feyrftir a\u00f0 hafa h\u00e6rri tekjur? \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00fa ekki feitan g\u00f6lt a\u00f0 fl\u00e1 \u00ed \u00feessari textavinnu \u00feinni, sag\u00f0i h\u00fan \u00feegar \u00e9g svara\u00f0i ekki.
\n-Birta.\u00a0 Kona me\u00f0 m\u00edn l\u00e6ri er ekki efni \u00ed s\u00faludansmey.
\n-Iss. \u00de\u00fa tekur bara upp svi\u00f0snafni\u00f0 Lov\u00edsa og ver\u00f0ur \u00feekkt sem Lov\u00edsa me\u00f0 l\u00e6rin \u00feykku.
\n– Og auk \u00feess g\u00e6ti \u00e9g ekki dansa\u00f0 til a\u00f0 bjarga l\u00edfi m\u00ednu.
\nBirta hl\u00f3.
\n– Leoncie er fyrst og fremst t\u00f3nlistarma\u00f0ur manstu. Heldur\u00f0u kannski a\u00f0 kl\u00e1mbransinn leggi meira upp \u00far h\u00e6fileikum en t\u00f3nlistari\u00f0na\u00f0urinn?
\n\u00c9g tauta\u00f0i eitthva\u00f0 um a\u00f0 prinsessan hef\u00f0i kannski ekki verulegar tekjur af listsk\u00f6pun sinni en Birta l\u00e9t ekki sannf\u00e6rast.
\n-Auk \u00feess hef\u00f0ur\u00f0u reynslu, sag\u00f0i h\u00fan.
\n-Reynslu?<\/p>\n
\u00c6j\u00e1. \u00dea\u00f0 var einu sinni \u00feorrabl\u00f3t…
\nMeira um \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 morgun.<\/p>\n
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Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00ed menningarfer\u00f0 \u00ed Kringluna \u00ed dag me\u00f0 b\u00f6rn Sp\u00fankhildar og Sjarmaknippi\u00f0.\u00a0 Vi\u00f0 \u00e6tlu\u00f0um a\u00f0 kaupa nokkrar kindur \u00ed gar\u00f0inn en s\u00e1um enga sem okkur l\u00edka\u00f0i. Hinsvegar s\u00e1um vi\u00f0 hi\u00f0 st\u00f3rbrotna t\u00f3nsk\u00e1ld og s\u00f6ngkonu Leoncie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[217,1],"tags":[102,96],"class_list":["post-12402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1-hluti-golanhaedir","category-oflokkad-allt-efni","tag-birta","tag-spunkhildur"],"yoast_head":"\n