Birtan \u00ed m\u00e9r er a\u00f0 gera mig brj\u00e1la\u00f0a. \u00c9g veit ekki alveg hva\u00f0an h\u00fan kom en dag nokkurn \u00e1tta\u00f0i \u00e9g mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g deildi l\u00edkama me\u00f0 \u00feessari miskunnarlausu pers\u00f3nu sem ney\u00f0ir mig til \u00feess a\u00f0 horfast \u00ed augu vi\u00f0 hlutina eins og \u00feeir eru. H\u00fan hefur angra\u00f0 mig s\u00e9rstaklega miki\u00f0 undanfari\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Eva: \u00c9g er allt of feit til \u00feess a\u00f0 s\u00e9 s\u00e9ns \u00ed helv\u00edti a\u00f0 einhver vilji mig.
\nBirta: \u00d3j\u00e1! \u00de\u00fa ert sko feit. F\u00f6rum til Haffa. N\u00fana strax!
\nEva:\u00a0 \u00c9g get ekki sta\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 virkum alka bara af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g er feit. \u00c9g \u00fearf alv\u00f6ru k\u00e6rasta.
\nBirta:\u00a0 \u00c9g vil ekki sj\u00e1 neinn k\u00e6rasta.
\nEva: Nei en \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00e9g sem r\u00e6\u00f0 h\u00e9rna.<\/p>\n
Einmitt \u00ed \u00feessum or\u00f0um t\u00f6lu\u00f0um banka\u00f0i hann upp \u00e1, Drengurinn sem fyllir \u00e6\u00f0ar m\u00ednar af endorf\u00edni. \u00c9g kenndi honum \u00feegar hann var \u00ed t\u00edunda bekk en hef l\u00edti\u00f0 haft af honum a\u00f0 segja s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00e1rin. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e1stin \u00e1 milli okkar hafi neitt dala\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 var bara \u00feannig a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 bjuggum \u00ed sitthvorum\u00a0 landshlutanum og \u00e9g er manna lei\u00f0inlegust \u00ed s\u00edma og hann g\u00e6ti ekki skrifa\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt hann \u00e6tti l\u00edf sitt a\u00f0 leysa.<\/p>\n
Fyrstu samskipti okkar voru \u00ed stafsetningart\u00edma.
\n-\u00de\u00fa \u00e1tt eftir a\u00f0 hata mig, sag\u00f0i hann gla\u00f0lega \u00feegar afhenti m\u00e9r verkefni\u00f0 sitt \u00ed lok t\u00edmans.
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 efast \u00e9g um en endilega uppl\u00fdstu mig. Hversvegna heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00e9g muni hata \u00feig? sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n-\u00c9g f\u00e9kk tvo \u00ed stafsetningu s\u00ed\u00f0ast, sag\u00f0i drengurinn og hlj\u00f3ma\u00f0i eins og hann v\u00e6ri s\u00e9rlega stoltur af \u00fev\u00ed og hef\u00f0i sett s\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 markmi\u00f0 a\u00f0 halda tvennunni \u00fat \u00e1ri\u00f0.
\n-\u00de\u00e1 bara kenni \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e9r stafsetningu, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n-Einmitt! \u00dea\u00f0 heldur \u00fe\u00fa og \u00feessvegna \u00e1ttu eftir a\u00f0 hata mig, sag\u00f0i hann.
\n-Nei yndi\u00f0 mitt, \u00fea\u00f0 er engin h\u00e6tta \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g hati \u00feig \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fe\u00fa viljir ekki l\u00e6ra stafsetningu, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n-\u00c9g vissi \u00fea\u00f0! hr\u00f3pa\u00f0i hann. Kennarinn er skotinn \u00ed m\u00e9r!<\/p>\n
\u00c6 s\u00ed\u00f0an hefur hann haldi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 skotin \u00ed s\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
Hann kom \u00ed heims\u00f3kn til okkar Sp\u00fankhildar \u00ed Vesturb\u00e6inn, einmitt \u00e1 verulega vondum degi \u00feegar \u00e9g var me\u00f0 feituna \u00e1 h\u00e1u stigi og farin a\u00f0 p\u00e6la alvarlega \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fara \u00ed r\u00e6ktina e\u00f0a ganga fyrir bj\u00f6rg.
\n-Ekki svo a\u00f0 skilja a\u00f0 \u00e9g nenni \u00ed r\u00e6ktina. \u00c9g hata hreyfingu og hef aldrei \u00e1 \u00e6vinni fengi\u00f0 endorf\u00ednkikk. Veit ekki einu sinni hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g. En \u00fea\u00f0 er styttra \u00ed r\u00e6ktina en fram \u00e1 einhver bj\u00f6rg og sj\u00f3rinn er kaldur.
\nTuttugu m\u00edn\u00fatum s\u00ed\u00f0ar l\u00e1 \u00e9g \u00ed hl\u00e1turskrampa og feitan var li\u00f0in hj\u00e1.
\n-\u00de\u00fa kemur m\u00e9r alltaf til a\u00f0 hl\u00e6ja kj\u00e1napriki\u00f0 \u00feitt og \u00e9g er h\u00e6tt vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara \u00ed r\u00e6ktina, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 er svona sem \u00fea\u00f0 er, sag\u00f0i hann.
\n-Sem hva\u00f0 er?
\n-Endorf\u00ednkikk, sag\u00f0i Drengurinn. En \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00fe\u00fa \u00feekkir mig \u00fearftu aldrei a\u00f0 fara \u00ed r\u00e6ktina. \u00c9g er nefnilega drengurinn sem fyllir \u00e6\u00f0ar \u00fe\u00ednar af endorf\u00edni.<\/p>\n
Og n\u00fa stendur hann h\u00e9r \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu okkar Sp\u00fankhildar
\n-Hva\u00f0 ertu a\u00f0 gera? spyr Drengurinn.
\n-\u00c9g er a\u00f0 r\u00f6kr\u00e6\u00f0a vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfa mig um \u00fea\u00f0 hvort \u00e9g eigi a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 fallegum f\u00e1vita sem \u00f6rugglega mun gera l\u00edf mitt erfi\u00f0ara ef \u00e9g hitti hann of oft en er \u00e1 hinn b\u00f3ginn s\u00e1 eini sem \u00e9g \u00feekki sem er \u00e1 lausu.
\n-Og hver er a\u00f0 vinna r\u00f6kr\u00e6\u00f0una?
\n-Hin held \u00e9g.
\n-\u00de\u00fa \u00fearft a\u00f0 giftast Eva.
\n-\u00c9g veit en \u00e9g held a\u00f0 Doktorinn vilji mig ekki.<\/p>\n
Suma daga \u00fearf ma\u00f0ur eitthva\u00f0 meira en endorf\u00edn til a\u00f0 laga feituna og h\u00e1lft\u00edma s\u00ed\u00f0ar f\u00e9kk \u00e9g Drenginn til a\u00f0 skutla m\u00e9r til Willie Wondernail. Hann var fullur a\u00f0 vanda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Birtan \u00ed m\u00e9r er a\u00f0 gera mig brj\u00e1la\u00f0a. \u00c9g veit ekki alveg hva\u00f0an h\u00fan kom en dag nokkurn \u00e1tta\u00f0i \u00e9g mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g deildi l\u00edkama me\u00f0 \u00feessari miskunnarlausu pers\u00f3nu sem ney\u00f0ir mig til \u00feess a\u00f0 horfast \u00ed augu … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa