Drengir \u00feurfa a\u00f0 eiga prik. \u00c9g veit ekki hversvegna en \u00fea\u00f0 er bara \u00feannig. \u00deegar m\u00ednir voru litlir b\u00e1ru \u00feeir inn greinar sem voru nota\u00f0ar sem g\u00f6ngustafir, hestar, vopn og eitthva\u00f0 fleira sem \u00e9g skil ekki. \u00c9g h\u00e9lt alltaf a\u00f0 \u00feeir v\u00e6ru alveg a\u00f0 vaxa upp \u00far \u00fev\u00ed svo \u00e9g henti \u00f6llum prikum \u00feegar vi\u00f0 fluttum. \u00dea\u00f0 reyndist alltaf r\u00f6ng tilg\u00e1ta hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r en kosturinn vi\u00f0 prik (e\u00f0a \u00f3kosturinn, eftir \u00fev\u00ed hvernig ma\u00f0ur l\u00edtur \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0) er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er alltaf h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a s\u00e9r \u00fati um n\u00fdtt ef mamma manns hendir \u00fev\u00ed gamla \u00ed tiltektarkasti. Um helgina kom Pysjan svo heim me\u00f0 eitt priki\u00f0 enn og n\u00fa stendur \u00fea\u00f0 upp vi\u00f0 glersk\u00e1pinn \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu.<\/p>\n
Kynvillingurinn: \u00deetta er vo\u00f0a huggulegt hj\u00e1 ykkur, svona fyrir utan \u00feessa austur-evr\u00f3psku litasamsetningu en til hvers eru\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 me\u00f0 trj\u00e1grein \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu?
\nSp\u00fankhildur (m\u00f3\u00f0gu\u00f0): Trj\u00e1grein? \u00deetta er priki\u00f0 okkar sko.
\nKynvillingurinn: Og hva\u00f0 \u00e6tli\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera vi\u00f0 \u00feetta prik? Flj\u00faga \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed kannski?
\nEva: Hey, vi\u00f0 lifum \u00e1 21. \u00f6ldinni. Heldur\u00f0u kannski a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 notum \u00fevottabretti l\u00edka?
\nKynvillingurinn: \u00dei\u00f0 eru\u00f0 semsagt b\u00fanar a\u00f0 kaupa ryksugu?
\nEva: Nei en \u00fea\u00f0 stendur til.
\nKynvillingurinn: \u00deannig a\u00f0 priki\u00f0 er bara til br\u00e1\u00f0abirg\u00f0a?
\nSp\u00fankhildur: \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 flj\u00faga \u00e1 priki, kj\u00e1ninn \u00feinn, \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fearf str\u00e1 til a\u00f0 halda ballans. \u00deetta er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega flengipriki\u00f0 okkar.
\nKynvillingurinn: Flengipriki\u00f0? Hvern \u00e6tli\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 a\u00f0 flengja?
\nSp\u00fankhildur: Hvor a\u00f0ra au\u00f0vita\u00f0, ef vi\u00f0 kaupum of miki\u00f0 af snyrtiv\u00f6rum \u00fe\u00fa veist.
\nKynvillingurinn: Sj\u00fakket, \u00e9g var farin a\u00f0 halda a\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 v\u00e6ru\u00f0 \u00ed einhverju d\u00f3m\u00ednatrixd\u00e6mi, mikill l\u00e9ttir a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 erum bara a\u00f0 tala um venjulegt heimilisofbeldi.<\/p>\n
\u00cd \u00feessu kom Fj\u00f3la fl\u00f6grandi inn eftir n\u00e6turrandi\u00f0:
\n-Vanda\u00f0u m\u00e1lfar \u00feitt kona. \u00dea\u00f0 heitir flengih\u00f3ra \u00e1 \u00edslensku en ekki d\u00f3m\u00ednatrix. Og \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1 reyndar l\u00edka nota \u00feetta prik \u00ed \u00feeim tilgangi, sag\u00f0i h\u00fan. Svo hvarf h\u00fan inn \u00ed svefnherbergi\u00f0 mitt.<\/p>\n
-\u00dea\u00f0 er svosem ekki verri hugmynd en hver \u00f6nnur, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u00deyrfti ekki einu sinni a\u00f0 vera neinn stofnkostna\u00f0ur. Flengipriki\u00f0 er til og Pysjan \u00e1 \u00feessar f\u00ednu b\u00fassur sem hann er vaxinn upp \u00far. \u00c9g get bara teki\u00f0 hvort tveggja traustataki og gert \u00fat \u00e1 karlhatri\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00e9r. Auk \u00feess notum vi\u00f0 \u00fevottaklemmurnar l\u00edti\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00feennan f\u00edna \u00feurrkara \u00e1 heimilinu svo \u00e9g g\u00e6ti nota\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r sem geirv\u00f6rtuklemmur.
\n-D\u00f3m\u00ednatrix \u00ed b\u00fassum og me\u00f0 \u00fevottaklemmur og trj\u00e1grein, hverskonar kl\u00e1m horfir \u00fe\u00fa eiginlega \u00e1? sag\u00f0i Kynvillingurinn hneykslu\u00f0. Veistu ekki a\u00f0 allar almennilegar d\u00f3m\u00ednur ganga \u00ed klofh\u00e1um le\u00f0urst\u00edgv\u00e9lum og h\u00fd\u00f0a vi\u00f0f\u00f6ng s\u00edn me\u00f0 le\u00f0urstrimlasvipu?
\n-Flengih\u00f3ra g\u00e6skan, kalla\u00f0i Fj\u00f3la innan \u00far svefnherberginu.<\/p>\n
Og n\u00fa er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 finna b\u00fassurnar, priki\u00f0 til rei\u00f0u og ekkert eftir nema a\u00f0 finna einhvern \u00f3\u00feokka til a\u00f0 h\u00fd\u00f0a. Kosningar eftir nokkra daga og \u00fe\u00f3 nokku\u00f0 margir \u00ed frambo\u00f0i sem \u00e9g g\u00e6ti hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 taka almennilega \u00ed gegn. Helst vildi \u00e9g l\u00e1ta helv\u00edtin borga fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edka.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Drengir \u00feurfa a\u00f0 eiga prik. \u00c9g veit ekki hversvegna en \u00fea\u00f0 er bara \u00feannig. \u00deegar m\u00ednir voru litlir b\u00e1ru \u00feeir inn greinar sem voru nota\u00f0ar sem g\u00f6ngustafir, hestar, vopn og eitthva\u00f0 fleira sem \u00e9g skil ekki. \u00c9g h\u00e9lt alltaf a\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa