Fyrir um 13 \u00e1rum eigna\u00f0ist \u00e9g vinkonu sem m\u00e9r \u00feykir enn\u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6nt um \u00fe\u00f3tt vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum s\u00e1ral\u00edti\u00f0 samband haft s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00e1rin. \u00c1 \u00feeim t\u00edma vorum vi\u00f0 hinsvegar heilmiki\u00f0 saman. H\u00fan var n\u00f3gu l\u00edtil til a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti nota\u00f0 f\u00f6tin hennar en of st\u00f3r til a\u00f0 h\u00fan g\u00e6ti nota\u00f0 f\u00f6tin m\u00edn.\u00dea\u00f0 er svo langt s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e9g hef s\u00e9\u00f0 hana a\u00f0 \u00e9g veit ekki hvort h\u00fan hefur st\u00e6kka\u00f0 e\u00f0a minnka\u00f0. H\u00fan \u00e1tti helling af f\u00f6tum og \u00feegar h\u00fan var\u00f0 lei\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feeim gaf h\u00fan m\u00e9r \u00feau og keypti s\u00e9r n\u00fd. \u00de\u00e1 ur\u00f0um vi\u00f0 b\u00e1\u00f0ar gla\u00f0ar. Stundum sendi h\u00fan mig heim me\u00f0 fullan poka af notu\u00f0um f\u00f6tum sem \u00e9g var ekki b\u00fain a\u00f0 m\u00e1ta og ba\u00f0 mig a\u00f0 henda bara \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g vildi ekki \u00ed Rau\u00f0a krossinn.<\/p>\n
Einhverju sinni launa\u00f0i \u00e9g henni svo fatagjafirnar me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00e6ra henni Dusilmenni nokkurt sem \u00e9g var h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 nota. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu var heilmiki\u00f0 eftir \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed enn\u00fe\u00e1 en \u00e9g var \u00fe\u00e1, af einhverjum \u00f3skiljanlegum \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um, or\u00f0in spenntari fyrir \u00f6\u00f0rum aml\u00f3\u00f0a. Vinkona m\u00edn \u00fe\u00e1\u00f0i Dusilmenni\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f6kkum. Seinna dr\u00f3st \u00e9g inn \u00ed miki\u00f0 dramakast \u00feeirra \u00e1 milli en \u00fea\u00f0 dram \u00e1tti upphaf sitt \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feau eignu\u00f0ust saman brau\u00f0rist eina g\u00f3\u00f0a.<\/p>\n
Nokkru eftir brau\u00f0ristar\u00e1falli\u00f0 \u00e1saka\u00f0i vinkonan mig um a\u00f0 hafa tro\u00f0i\u00f0 Dusilmenninu upp \u00e1 sig. Ekki gekkst \u00e9g n\u00fa reyndar vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed, enda hvarfla\u00f0i aldrei anna\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00e9r en a\u00f0 h\u00fan f\u00e6ri me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed St\u00fadentakjallarann og fleyg\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed einhverja \u00f6rv\u00e6ntingarfulla einst\u00e6\u00f0a m\u00f3\u00f0ur (sem eins og allir vita hafa \u00fea\u00f0 markmi\u00f0 \u00e6\u00f0st \u00ed l\u00edfinu a\u00f0 leggja sn\u00f6rur s\u00ednar fyrir sem flesta gipta menn) \u00feegar h\u00fan v\u00e6ri h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 nota \u00fea\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 haf\u00f0i v\u00edst eitthva\u00f0 klikka\u00f0 hj\u00e1 henni og \u00fear sem h\u00fan haf\u00f0i ekkert pl\u00e1ss fyrir manngarminn \u00ed geymslunni og \u00feeir hj\u00e1 SORPU neitu\u00f0u a\u00f0 taka vi\u00f0 honum (\u00feetta var \u00e1 fyrstu d\u00f6gum SORPU, \u00e9g held a\u00f0 \u00feeir standi sig betur \u00ed dag)var hann enn\u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed b\u00f3li hennar -af m\u00ednum v\u00f6ldum a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g benti vinkonu minni \u00e1 hi\u00f0 r\u00f6kr\u00e9tta \u00ed st\u00f6\u00f0unni -a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0 manninn \u00ed St\u00fadentakjallarann og skilja hann \u00fear eftir en \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00f3r h\u00fan a\u00f0 gr\u00e1ta \u00feessi \u00f3sk\u00f6p og vildi \u00ed rauninni alls ekkert losa sig vi\u00f0 hann. Vildi bara a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi.<\/p>\n
\u00dear sem \u00e9g var ekki b\u00fain a\u00f0 uppg\u00f6tva galdrabloggi\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00feetta samtal \u00e1tti s\u00e9r sta\u00f0, gat \u00e9g ekki breytt dusilmenninu fyrir vinkonu m\u00edna (enda hef\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e1 breytt \u00fev\u00ed fyrir sj\u00e1lfa mig \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri alveg jafn samskiptafatla\u00f0 og me\u00f0alkarlmenni\u00f0 var \u00fea\u00f0 var b\u00e6\u00f0i fallegt og skemmtilegt). \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem \u00e9g gat gert fyrir hana var a\u00f0 \u00fatb\u00faa fyrir hana t\u00e9kklista svo h\u00fan g\u00e6ti frekar meti\u00f0 hvort sambandi\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00feess vir\u00f0i a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 flikka upp \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Daginn eftir a\u00f0 t\u00e9kklistinn barst vinkonu minni hringdi Duslimenni\u00f0 sj\u00e1lft \u00ed mig me\u00f0 gr\u00e1tstafinn \u00ed kverkunum og \u00e1saka\u00f0i mig um a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 ey\u00f0ileggja samband hans vi\u00f0 s\u00edna ektakvinnu. Vinkonan haf\u00f0i nefnilega s\u00fdnt sannkalla\u00f0a r\u00e1\u00f0snilld sem m\u00e9r haf\u00f0i ekki komi\u00f0 til hugar; \u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 svara listanum sj\u00e1lf og meta st\u00f6\u00f0una, ba\u00f0 h\u00fan Dusilmenni\u00f0 a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa s\u00e9r a\u00f0 rifja upp hvernig samskipti \u00feeirra hef\u00f0u gengi\u00f0 fyrir sig undanfarnar vikur.<\/p>\n
\u00dear sem flestir vina minna \u00feykjast hafa eitthva\u00f0 mikilv\u00e6gara a\u00f0 gera seinni partinn \u00e1 laugardegi en a\u00f0 vera m\u00e9r til skemmtunar, (l\u00e1ta grislingna henda brau\u00f0i \u00ed endurnar, sofa \u00far s\u00e9r g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 og eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1l\u00edka spennandi -\u00feetta f\u00f3lk hefur engan smekk) hef \u00e9g vari\u00f0 nokkrum t\u00edma til \u00feess a\u00f0 taka til \u00ed g\u00f6mlum papp\u00edrum og haldi\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi ekki rekist \u00e1 \u00feennan \u00e1g\u00e6ta t\u00e9kklista. Birti hann h\u00e9r a\u00f0 ne\u00f0an – \u00e1n \u00e1byrg\u00f0ar \u00fe\u00f3, \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00f3tt s\u00e1pu\u00f3peran „brau\u00f0ristardrama“ s\u00e9 enn\u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed fullu fj\u00f6ri, hef \u00e9g sj\u00e1lf hef \u00e9g lent \u00ed frekar andstyggilegum d\u00f6mpum \u00fe\u00f3tt ekkert \u00e1 listanum hafi gefi\u00f0 m\u00e9r tilefni til a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hyggjur.<\/p>\n
T\u00e9kklistinn<\/strong><\/p>\n Hversu oft \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0ustu tveimur m\u00e1nu\u00f0um hefur ma\u00f0urinn \u00feinn;<\/p>\n -sagt \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 hann elski \u00feig? -lagt \u00e1herslu \u00e1 a\u00f0 l\u00edta vel \u00fat og lykta vel fyrir \u00deIG? -elda\u00f0 mat? (\u00fea\u00f0 er ekki a\u00f0 elda mat \u00fe\u00f3tt hann hafi panta\u00f0 pizzu) Hversu oft \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0ustu tveimur m\u00e1nu\u00f0um hefur \u00fe\u00fa;<\/p>\n -be\u00f0i\u00f0 hann um n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega sama hlutinn og \u00fe\u00fa ger\u00f0ir daginn \u00e1\u00f0ur og 3 d\u00f6gum \u00e1\u00f0ur og tveimur vikum fyrr, \u00e1n \u00e1rangurs? -Hva\u00f0a \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ur hefur\u00f0u til a\u00f0 halda \u00feessu \u00e1fram? -Heldur\u00f0u \u00ed alv\u00f6ru a\u00f0 hann geri eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feessu? Fyrir um 13 \u00e1rum eigna\u00f0ist \u00e9g vinkonu sem m\u00e9r \u00feykir enn\u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6nt um \u00fe\u00f3tt vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum s\u00e1ral\u00edti\u00f0 samband haft s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00e1rin. \u00c1 \u00feeim t\u00edma vorum vi\u00f0 hinsvegar heilmiki\u00f0 saman. H\u00fan var n\u00f3gu l\u00edtil til a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti nota\u00f0 f\u00f6tin hennar … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
\n-sagt \u00fe\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 fyrra brag\u00f0i?
\n-sagt \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt falleg \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa g\u00e6fir \u00ed skyn a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa vildir heyra \u00fea\u00f0?
\n-f\u00e6rt \u00fe\u00e9r bl\u00f3m e\u00f0a gj\u00f6f?
\n-f\u00e6rt \u00fe\u00e9r bl\u00f3m e\u00f0a gj\u00f6f a\u00f0 tilefnislausu (undanskildu afm\u00e6li, konudaginn o.\u00feh.)
\n-gert eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 r\u00f3mant\u00edskt fyrir \u00feig?
\n-hlusta\u00f0 me\u00f0 athygli \u00feegar \u00fe\u00fa segir fr\u00e1 einhverju sem skiptir \u00feig m\u00e1li?
\n-s\u00fdnt vinnunni \u00feinni \u00e1huga?
\n-s\u00fdnt \u00e1hugam\u00e1lum \u00fe\u00ednum \u00e1huga?
\n-teki\u00f0 virkan \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed \u00e1hugam\u00e1lum \u00fe\u00ednum?
\n-horft me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r \u00e1 kvikmynd sem \u00feig langa\u00f0i meira a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 en hann?<\/p>\n
\n-kysst og kela\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feig \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00feurfa endilega kynl\u00edf?
\n-s\u00fdnt \u00fe\u00e9r meiri tillitssemi en sj\u00e1lfum s\u00e9r \u00ed r\u00faminu?
\n-\u00e1tt frumkv\u00e6\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00fe\u00e9r finnst best \u00ed r\u00faminu?<\/p>\n
\n-vaska\u00f0 upp?
\n-b\u00fai\u00f0 um r\u00fam?
\n-broti\u00f0 saman \u00fevott?
\n-sk\u00fara\u00f0?
\n-\u00ferifi\u00f0 kl\u00f3setti\u00f0?
\n-sinnt gar\u00f0yrkju, b\u00edlsk\u00farstiltekt minnih\u00e1ttar vi\u00f0ger\u00f0um e\u00f0a vi\u00f0haldi heima e\u00f0a \u00ferifi\u00f0 b\u00edlinn? (\u00e1hugam\u00e1l \u00fati \u00ed b\u00edlsk\u00far ekki tekin me\u00f0)
\n-gert eitthva\u00f0 af ofangreindu \u00f3be\u00f0inn?<\/p>\n
\n-n\u00f6ldra\u00f0 \u00ed honum fyrir a\u00f0 vanr\u00e6kja \u00feig e\u00f0a ganga illa um heimili\u00f0?
\n-rei\u00f0st honum og l\u00e1ti\u00f0 rei\u00f0i \u00fe\u00edna \u00ed lj\u00f3s?
\n-rei\u00f0st honum \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta rei\u00f0i \u00fe\u00edna \u00ed lj\u00f3s?
\n-velt \u00fev\u00ed fyrir \u00fe\u00e9r hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e1st eiginlega vi\u00f0 hann?
\n-efast um a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hafir vali\u00f0 r\u00e9tt?
\n-hugleitt m\u00f6guleikann \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kynnast einhverjum \u00f6\u00f0rum?
\n-da\u00f0ra\u00f0 vi\u00f0 karlkyns vin e\u00f0a vinnuf\u00e9laga?
\n-haldi\u00f0 framhj\u00e1 honum \u00ed huganum?
\n-haldi\u00f0 fram hj\u00e1 honum \u00ed raunveruleikanum?<\/p>\n
\n-Hva\u00f0a \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ur hefur\u00f0u til a\u00f0 sl\u00edta \u00feessu?
\n-Hvernig yr\u00f0i l\u00edf \u00feitt ef \u00fe\u00fa slitir sambandinu?
\n-Hvernig ver\u00f0ur \u00fea\u00f0 ef ekkert breytist?
\n-Ertu s\u00e1tt vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0?<\/p>\n
\n-Hva\u00f0 \u00e6tlar \u00fe\u00fa a\u00f0 gera \u00ed \u00feessu?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"