\u00deegar \u00e9g var l\u00edtil og vildi ekki makkar\u00f3nugrautinn minn e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1l\u00edka \u00f3ge\u00f0, var pabbi vanur a\u00f0 halda fyrirlestra um beinkr\u00f6m og \u00f6nnur einkenni n\u00e6ringarskorts og minna mig \u00e1 sv\u00f6ngu b\u00f6rnin \u00ed Afr\u00edku. \u00c9g sem var ekkert vann\u00e6r\u00f0 tr\u00fa\u00f0i svona passlega \u00e1 a\u00f0 beinkr\u00f6m stafa\u00f0i af skorti \u00e1 volgum sp\u00f3namat me\u00f0 mj\u00f3lkursk\u00e1n flj\u00f3tandi ofan \u00e1. <\/p>\n
Sv\u00f6ngu barna r\u00f6kin dug\u00f0u betur, allavega f\u00e9kk \u00e9g alltaf \u00e6gilega sektarkennd yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vilja ekki \u00fea\u00f0 sem fyrir mig var sett. \u00c9g n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 v\u00edsu aldrei hvernig \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti gagnast hungru\u00f0um negrakr\u00f3gum a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta mig k\u00fagast yfir slepjugum makkar\u00f3num en n\u00fana, 30 \u00e1rum s\u00ed\u00f0ar, stend \u00e9g sj\u00e1lfa mig a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 beita hreint ekki svo \u00f3l\u00edkri takt\u00edk \u00feegar Pysjan l\u00fdsir yfir megnri fyrirlitningu \u00e1 gr\u00e6nf\u00f3\u00f0ri og vill helst s\u00f3sukl\u00edstra\u00f0a hamborgara e\u00f0a pizzu flj\u00f3tandi \u00ed osti og ol\u00edu \u00ed flest m\u00e1l.<\/p>\n
-F\u00f3lk sem bor\u00f0ar ekkert nema kolvetni og fitu ver\u00f0ur veikt. Veistu hva\u00f0 feita f\u00f3lki\u00f0 \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum bor\u00f0ar? Heldur\u00f0u kannski a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 bor\u00f0i sp\u00ednat og h\u00fd\u00f0ishr\u00edsgrj\u00f3n? Nei g\u00e6skur, \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00fallar nefnilega \u00ed sig skyndif\u00e6\u00f0i og s\u00e6lg\u00e6ti oft \u00ed viku og ver\u00f0ur ekki bara b\u00fammb\u00famm tonnhlass heldur l\u00edka sykursj\u00fakt og lifrarveikt fyrir aldur fram. J\u00e1, barasta!<\/p>\n
Pysjan horfir glottandi \u00e1 mig, og togar skinni\u00f0 fr\u00e1 beinunum.
\n-\u00c6,\u00e6. Aumingja feita f\u00f3lki\u00f0 \u00ed Amer\u00edku. \u00dea\u00f0 grennist \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega ef \u00e9g \u00e9t meira sp\u00ednat segir hann og glu\u00f0ar kokteils\u00f3su yfir diskinn sinn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00deegar \u00e9g var l\u00edtil og vildi ekki makkar\u00f3nugrautinn minn e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1l\u00edka \u00f3ge\u00f0, var pabbi vanur a\u00f0 halda fyrirlestra um beinkr\u00f6m og \u00f6nnur einkenni n\u00e6ringarskorts og minna mig \u00e1 sv\u00f6ngu b\u00f6rnin \u00ed Afr\u00edku. \u00c9g sem var ekkert vann\u00e6r\u00f0 tr\u00fa\u00f0i svona … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa