Zorgl\u00fabb er \u00ed b\u00e6num og kom \u00ed heims\u00f3kn \u00ed dag. V\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed! Hann tilheyrir \u00feessum \u00fer\u00f6nga flokki karlmanna sem r\u00e1\u00f0a vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 sitja \u00e1 r\u00famstokknum, \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 reikna \u00e1t\u00f3mat\u00edskt me\u00f0 einhverju faller\u00edi. Sem sty\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1 tilg\u00e1tu m\u00edna a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 alls ekki falli. Svo er hann l\u00edka \u00e1g\u00e6tt sk\u00e1ld og \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki lei\u00f0inlegt.<\/p>\n
Sendi Zorgl\u00fabb samt ekki sms \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld. Hann er b\u00edllaus \u00ed b\u00e6num, ekki n\u00f3gu h\u00e1v\u00e6r til a\u00f0 halda m\u00e9r vakandi og \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i bara ekki veri\u00f0 fallega gert a\u00f0 stefna honum \u00e1 r\u00famstokkinn vitandi a\u00f0 \u00e9g logna\u00f0ist sennilega \u00fat af eftir 15-20 m\u00edn\u00fatur. H\u00f6fum a\u00f0 v\u00edsu deilt r\u00fami einhvernt\u00edma fyrir l\u00f6ngu en \u00fea\u00f0 var tv\u00edbreitt r\u00fam og h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 sofa \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 koma horm\u00f3nastarfseminni \u00ed gang. Dagurinn var\u00f0 allavega mj\u00f6g \u00e1n\u00e6gjulegur.<\/p>\n
\u00deetta eru g\u00f3\u00f0ir dagar en \u00e9g er samt ekkert \u00e6r af gle\u00f0i. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki sanngjarnt af m\u00e9r \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g f\u00e6 eiginlega allt sem \u00e9g vil. Kannski ekki allt \u00ed einu samt. Svol\u00edti\u00f0 eins og a\u00f0 dau\u00f0langa \u00ed mj\u00f3lk og s\u00fakkula\u00f0ik\u00f6ku og f\u00e1 k\u00f6kuna kremlausa einn daginn og svo bara kremi\u00f0 \u00feann n\u00e6sta. Og enga mj\u00f3lk. Aldrei.<\/p>\n
\u00deessi \u00f3fulln\u00e6gja er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega bara \u00ed hausnum \u00e1 m\u00e9r og n\u00fa er \u00e9g farin a\u00f0 elda eins og vindurinn og \u00feamba mj\u00f3lk \u00ed l\u00edtrav\u00eds. \u00c9g er vi\u00f0\u00feolslaus af l\u00f6ngun til a\u00f0 hitta f\u00f3lk, svo \u00feegar \u00e9g hitti einhvern er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 f\u00e1 alveg n\u00f3g eftir sm\u00e1stund og vil f\u00e1 a\u00f0 vera \u00ed fri\u00f0i. \u00deekki \u00ed augnablikinu engan fyrir utan str\u00e1kana m\u00edna sem \u00e9g g\u00e6ti hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 vera samvistum mj\u00f6g lengi \u00ed einu. Nema au\u00f0vita\u00f0 Sp\u00fankhildi en h\u00fan er n\u00fa ekki f\u00f6l til samb\u00fa\u00f0ar. \u00deetta er ekkert af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 jafna mig \u00e1 Hollendingnum e\u00f0a neitt svolei\u00f0is, \u00e9g er alveg komin yfir hann. Hef bara ekki fundi\u00f0 neinn kandidat \u00ed hlutverk s\u00e1luf\u00e9laga nema einn sem er enn\u00fe\u00e1 efnilegri \u00ed hlutverk eymdarinnar vesalings. Hef l\u00e1ti\u00f0 hann eiga sig a\u00f0 mestu leyti, nenni ekki a\u00f0 standa \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a \u00e1stfangin af upprennandi eymingja \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 \u00e6rast af lei\u00f0indum yfir dramleysi tilverunnar. \u00dea\u00f0 er bara engin s\u00e1pu\u00f3pera \u00ed gangi og \u00e9g kann ekki alveg \u00e1 \u00feessa lognmollu.<\/p>\n
Rikki\u00a0er or\u00f0inn l\u00e9tt spenntur fyrir einhverri stelpu en \u00fea\u00f0 er ekkert dram. M\u00e9r er sl\u00e9tt sama \u00feannig s\u00e9\u00f0 en finnst svekkjandi a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 n\u00fdjum leikf\u00e9laga. Reyndar varla h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 skilgreina okkur sem leikf\u00e9laga hvort sem er. Kannski vill h\u00fan heldur ekkert me\u00f0 hann hafa. Kannski \u00e6tti \u00e9g bara a\u00f0 segja \u00fea\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hann, bara svo hann missi kjarkinn og \u00feori ekki a\u00f0 reyna vi\u00f0 hana. Berjast fyrir honum.<\/p>\n
Neeeeeeeei. Hann er kannski frekar heilbrig\u00f0ur og allt \u00fea\u00f0 en hva\u00f0 kvenf\u00f3lk var\u00f0ar er hann sama fatlaf\u00f3li\u00f0 og a\u00f0rir karlmenn sem m\u00e9r hefur falli\u00f0 vel a\u00f0 hafa kynfer\u00f0isleg afnot af. Hann kemur hvort sem er aftur um lei\u00f0 og hann ver\u00f0ur gripinn \u00feessari alkunnu karlmannlegu skuldbindingarf\u00e6lni.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er tilgangslaust a\u00f0 berjast vi\u00f0 n\u00e1tt\u00faruna \u00ed f\u00f3lki og farfuglar koma alltaf aftur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Zorgl\u00fabb er \u00ed b\u00e6num og kom \u00ed heims\u00f3kn \u00ed dag. V\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed! Hann tilheyrir \u00feessum \u00fer\u00f6nga flokki karlmanna sem r\u00e1\u00f0a vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 sitja \u00e1 r\u00famstokknum, \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 reikna \u00e1t\u00f3mat\u00edskt me\u00f0 einhverju faller\u00edi. Sem sty\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1 tilg\u00e1tu m\u00edna a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa